Funny

> > "GIRLS NIGHT OUT"
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> > Mental note to self...must be more quiet when I get home....
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> > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
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> > I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
> >
> > Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way
> >
> > too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just
as
> >
> > I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed
3
> >
> > times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9
> > times.
> >
> > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted
> > solution
> >
> > (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
> >
> > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
> >
> > told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew, I thought!
Got
> away
> > with that one!
> >
> > Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
> >
> > When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
> >
> > cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh shit,' cuckooed 4 more times,
> >
> > cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice
> more,
> >
> > and then tripped over the cat and farted

AB: Maybe they suspect you might be the anti christ.

sorry....i had no idea it would be so big...i get tired of saying that sometimes....