Snapchat

So when a guy snapchats a picture of his poop to you, that's totally friend-zoning isn't it?

Nope - maybe he just finds it interesting and would like your expert opinion on its colour, texture and approximate, scent penetration radius.

He's sharing his most intimate moments with you 🙂

LMAO great response! However this was right before I ate lunch, unsettling to say the least. On a scale of 1-10 it would have been a 9, so I can imagine the smell from that thing. 😛

He must have had an amazing breakfast!

Friend zoned by auto poop snap chat??_??_I'm so doing that.

Your 29 years old and you need to ask us if your underage crush is friend zoning you with a pic of his stool? Is he special needs or just under age?

He's Aqua so I always get mixed signals. He's 26. I was just curious as to why he would send a pic of his shit to me, I would never do that to him!

sassafras- Guess so and he was happy to let that one go! 🙂

BrightLights- we've been friends a while, either way I will remain his friend, just in shock I guess.


Rabbit- that would be game over for me.. lol

Posted by GetKist
He's Aqua so I always get mixed signals. He's 26. I was just curious as to why he would send a pic of his shit to me, I would never do that to him!

Trust me, no reason other than he thinks its funny. He might even be a bit proud. He may be 26 but inside, 12. 😆

Warning: This guy will wipe his boogers on you.

Your right, he's still a boy inside. LOL I don't think he knows how to flirt honestly. I would punch him in the face if he ever wiped a booger on me!! 🙂

It's real....real shitty!

Ummmmmmm.,,., IMO if you're that open with someone, you're totally in the friendzone. But the fact that he's an Aquarius... He might actually love you. But then again, most aquas consider their love interests on the same level as regular friendships. I know this from experience of an ex and other friends dating aquas... If you're down to not feel special, date an aqua! I love aquas, but they belong to the world, not one person. If you want to feel special, and you want exclusivity, with eyes only for you I'd suggest another sign. Good luck zodiac babe~

*GetKist sends pic back*
His response:

Yes BOYS!! In person he doesn't act immature,just over snapchat. After the poop, I have gotten an armpit pic, and a nipple pic. Thanks Feisty- I had an Aqua ex and he was very affectionate. He was a late Feb Aqua though. This one is a January one, so maybe there is a difference?

Give him a medical opinion.

Tell him it looks like he needs to have a colonoscopy. 😉

Posted by GetKist
Yes BOYS!! In person he doesn't act immature,just over snapchat. After the poop, I have gotten an armpit pic, and a nipple pic. Thanks Feisty- I had an Aqua ex and he was very affectionate. He was a late Feb Aqua though. This one is a January one, so maybe there is a difference?

Girl: "I like a man who opens up to me, shows me his more intimate moments."
Aqua Guy: "..... I GOT IT!" *sends pic of his toilet brick*
Girl: "OMFG Ur like, SO GROSS! Don't ever talk to me again!".
Aqua Guy:

Posted by GetKist
He's Aqua so I always get mixed signals. He's 26. I was just curious as to why he would send a pic of his shit to me, I would never do that to him!

Ah, see if he was an Aries that would have been like a proposal. 😄

Y'all are cracking me up!! Sassafras- best thing I've seen all day!! 🙂


I've dated 2 Aries, and was married to one for a short time. I won't do it again!

Posted by sassafras

Posted by GetKist
Yes BOYS!! In person he doesn't act immature,just over snapchat. After the poop, I have gotten an armpit pic, and a nipple pic. Thanks Feisty- I had an Aqua ex and he was very affectionate. He was a late Feb Aqua though. This one is a January one, so maybe there is a difference?

Girl: "I like a man who opens up to me, shows me his more intimate moments."
Aqua Guy: "..... I GOT IT!" *sends pic of his toilet brick*
Girl: "OMFG Ur like, SO GROSS! Don't ever talk to me again!".
Aqua Guy:

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OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard here, my sides hurt! Bwahahahahaha! !

DonAmanMarat- that visual reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup! LOL

Posted by aquasnoz
Nope - maybe he just finds it interesting and would like your expert opinion on its colour, texture and appr
oximate, scent penetration radius.

yuck lol

Posted by sassafras

Posted by GetKist
Yes BOYS!! In person he doesn't act immature,just over snapchat. After the poop, I have gotten an armpit pic, and a nipple pic. Thanks Feisty- I had an Aqua ex and he was very affectionate. He was a late Feb Aqua though. This one is a January one, so maybe there is a difference?

Girl: "I like a man who opens up to me, shows me his more intimate moments."
Aqua Guy: "..... I GOT IT!" *sends pic of his toilet brick*
Girl: "OMFG Ur like, SO GROSS! Don't ever talk to me again!".
Aqua Guy:

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rottfl lmmfaooooooooo im dying

I dont mean to sound graphic but mines ask to lick my anus he said I wanna do it cuz I like u in my mind I was disgusted and said wtf aquas have no bounds lmao

Posted by highlyclassified
I dont mean to sound graphic but mines ask to lick my anus he said I wanna do it cuz I like u in my mind I was disgusted and said wtf aquas have no bounds lmao

Well, considering it's an erogenous zone he probably just wanted to see how you responded. I mean a blowjob or eating someone out is not the most hygienic act either but if done right it sure feels right. 😉

Just tell him you want to clean yourself properly first or else he gets no kisses afterwards.

Posted by TigerCap

Posted by highlyclassified
I dont mean to sound graphic but mines ask to lick my anus he said I wanna do it cuz I like u in my mind I was disgusted and said wtf aquas have no bounds lmao

Well, considering it's an erogenous zone he probably just wanted to see how you responded. I mean a blowjob or eating someone out is not the most hygienic act either but if done right it sure feels right. 😉

Just tell him you want to clean yourself properly first or else he gets no kisses afterwards.

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my response was sure if thats what u wanna do lol

Gotta love how aquas get a kick out of the shock factor. lol!

Only in the aqua thread..

Posted by DonAmanMarat


Here is mine...cherish it!

Looks like a dildo