So you and your Pisces friend...

End up being held hostage by mermaids in Atlantis.
Your Pisces pal is picked to be used in a ritual sacrifice due to them being "untainted" (read: virginal).
The mermaids have you both chained to a wall, with one mermaid guard leering at you both, mentioning it's a shame attractive humans are gonna be offered. So the guard looks to you, the Aquairus and suggests a hook up before you go.

What do you do? Bonus points if you give the though process on your actions.

Posted by MissFisk
Is this a scenario for a porn script? I'd like to audition for one of the mermaids. Can you please Lysol the casting couch fir $ t?

No, unless the Aquairus and Mermaid do it.
Tons of other ways it could go.
-points to Pisces-

Karate chop their gills and punch them in the face. Secure my pisces friend, swim to safety then have some mad taint.

Posted by MissFisk
Is this a scenario for a porn script? I'd like to audition for one of the mermaids. Can you please Lysol the casting couch fir $ t?

This is like the 100th time I've learnt something about porn from pisces! You dirty mofos.

If the pisces male or female?

Posted by SirHorns
End up being held hostage by mermaids in Atlantis.
Your Pisces pal is picked to be used in a ritual sacrifice due to them being "untainted" (read: virginal).
The mermaids have you both chained to a wall, with one mermaid guard leering at you both, mentioning it's a shame attractive humans are gonna be offered. So the guard looks to you, the Aquairus and suggests a hook up before you go.

What do you do? Bonus points if you give the though process on your actions.

Actually I think both would have already drowned, being chained up in Atlantis (under water), by mermaids (who live under water). So, I don't think it's really going to matter.

😛

Posted by truecap
If the pisces male or female?

opposite of your gender.
Also we`re gonna say they have both the aqua and pisces with oxygen so they don`t drown from reality ensuing~

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by truecap
If the pisces male or female?

opposite of your gender.
Also we`re gonna say they have both the aqua and pisces with oxygen so they don`t drown from reality ensuing~

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Lol!! I thought it was a trick question. 😄

I let the merman blow me and while he's down there I undo the Pisces chains and let him get away??_The merman realises that he loves me once he has tasted my DNA and goes on a rampage causing havoc in Atlantis??_..But alas I am chosen to be a sacrifice for their gods which is an advanced alien race known as the Alcazar and I am abducted and whisked away into another dimension??_.My merman guard suffers a broken heart and is turned into a siren which is a condition where a merman's heart becomes an endless black hole that creates a leak in the ocean and over time everything dries up and all the evil mermaids turn into sea foam. the end

meanwhile in another dimension??_..