This is an invasion.

Dear Aqua board,

I am formally addressing you all to inform you that you are being invaded today. Prepare yourself for a swift and rough invasion, where you'll have no choice but to accept the invasion and learn to live with new status quo. Thus, I have prepared in advance changes and updates that will take effect immediately after my conquest of your board.

Changes in effect as of October 21st, 2015:
- All threads about Aquas not being emotional enough will be banished to the water boards, to be emotionally water boarded by bitter and angry water signs.
- All Saturn dominate people will be know at diamond hearted workers.
- Every 3rd Wednesday of the month will be dress don casual day in all places that require uniform, aside from miners and firefighters.
- Donuts will automatically be given to anyone born in December or January, just cause I said so.
- You all will put your collective intelligence together to help me formulate a proper stratagems to take over the other air boards.
- You will address me as Emperor Horn.
- Also ankles will be treated as the new standard of beauty in which all humans shall conform to.

With that, resistance is futile, the change is coming and you will enjoy it.

- Your new goat overlord,
SirHorn

Posted by cosmicbutter
**Giggles**

Cute!

You say that now, but what about when you see all the serious, uptight people around you wear tacky ties and wild colors due to dress down day?
Huh?

Posted by flowingwater
Angry bitter water signs haha

😛

Yes, the salty tears of despair will wash over all who whine about Aquas being emotionally dry/distant/etc.

So says your Goaty Overlord!

@SirHorns you had me at donuts

Posted by metalaquamonkey
@SirHorns you had me at donuts

Good, told ya you'd like the new status quo~ 😄

Posted by flowingwater

Posted by SirHorns
Dear Aqua board,

I am formally addressing you all to inform you that you are being invaded today. Prepare yourself for a swift and rough invasion, where you'll have no choice but to accept the invasion and learn to live with new status quo. Thus, I have prepared in advance changes and updates that will take effect immediately after my conquest of your board.

Changes in effect as of October 21st, 2015:
- All threads about Aquas not being emotional enough will be banished to the water boards, to be emotionally water boarded by bitter and angry water signs.
- All Saturn dominate people will be know at diamond hearted workers.
- Every 3rd Wednesday of the month will be dress don casual day in all places that require uniform, aside from miners and firefighters.
- Donuts will automatically be given to anyone born in December or January and February just cause I said so.
- You all will put your collective intelligence together to help me formulate a proper stratagems to take over the other air boards.
- You will address me as Emperor Horny.
- All hot men will be treated as the new standard of beauty in which all humans shall conform to.

With that, resistance is futile, the change is coming and you will enjoy it.

- Your new goat overlord,
SirHorn

Rules fixed lol

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Emperor Horny? Fun.
As for hot men, which hot men? I doubt the world would be ready for that change so soon. Give it a year and two months, 5 days, 6 hours and 12.4 seconds.

Posted by SirHorns

Changes in effect as of October 21st, 2015:
- All threads about Aquas not being emotional enough will be banished to the water boards, to be emotionally water boarded by bitter and angry water signs.
- All /> -new goat overlord,
SirHorn

You kill me, Emperor Horny! LMAO!

Yes, donuts make life better.

As for those men, capture them, we can the people at the lab create a temple that can be the model for the new standard of beauty.
...no idea what the curvy women will do along with the stringbeans of both genders...

...we may have a chubby chaser unground rebellion form in order to fight against the abs dictatorship! :O
Who here has experience with dealing with unground rebellion groups?

OP, i have read your post before. Your sensee of righteousness & justice is admirable lol. I dont mind honoring this type of person. Cheers mate! You're welcomed for the invasion if you think you can handle us. 😉

😆

😄

Posted by cosmicbutter

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by cosmicbutter
**Giggles**

Cute!

You say that now, but what about when you see all the serious, uptight people around you wear tacky ties and wild colors due to dress down day?
Huh?

That is so scary to imagine, Emperor Horn. Not at all funny.

Your mental anguish amuses and sustains me.

Posted by Angmodurian
OP, i have read your post before. Your sensee of righteousness & justice is admirable lol. I dont mind honoring this type of person. Cheers mate! You're welcomed for the invasion if you think you can handle us. 😉

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Best thing is that I don't really have to handle you guys~ You'll do it yourselves.