Condoms

I went to visit my dad today with my Cap, but he was out for his daily 5KM walk, so I used my old house key and just snuck in.
I was bored so I browsed around my house with Cappy, talking about my childhood memories and stuff. (I'd lived in the same house throughout my entire childhood) And when the conversation died down I decided to go snooping around which Cappy said I shouldn't, but I was stupid and ignored him. I ended up searching through the bathroom cabinet and found condoms...my dad..."old" dad...and a box of condoms...

It REALLY makes you think, I know he can have a love life, its not my choice whether he can or not...but GAH! I had to write this and post it somewhere it was just so shocking! And of course my Cappy said "I told you so" and I felt dumb, and then he came home and I was so nervous I kept breaking out in giggles. Then Cappy would elbow me and tell me to be polite. But its MY dad, I can tease if I want...even though he doesn't know what I'm laughing about STILL. Heheheh...

So yeah, completely random and out of nowhere but I just HAD to write it down and...I wonder whom the girl is? Why the heck would he need them otherwise?

What do you guys think? And if you don't want to answer that, then feel free to post some funny moments of your own I wanna read them. 😛

First time I ever heard about masturbation was from my older brother, I walked in on him when I was only 10...Most disturbing moment of my life, didn't know what the heck "porn" was, and nor did I know what any of the other stuff was. Thank god for google right?

Wrong. It was a BAD idea, and I've been too disgusted to use google ever again... Thats why my homepage isn't google...>.>

Ew...Too much info...Though I too gave out too much info, therefore you are forgiven. 😛 I'm eating chocolate right now so I'm kinda out of it. LOL

LOL! I have a funny one including my sisters.

My elder sister asked our little sister to take a crap on a piece of cardboard she had.

When my little sister asked why she said, "I want to inspect it for worms!"

So she agreed and like, ten minutes later she comes back, practically crying. We ask her whats wrong and she says she doesn't HAVE to go to the bathroom right now! 😛

Omg! I laughed my arse off it was so funny!

But now I wonder why the heck my elder sister would want to inspect a apiece of poo...Maybe its because she finally found that magnifying glass we lost a long time ago. LOL! 😆 I'm gonna phone her and ask!

I know u think its gross and all because its your Dad but reality is he had to have sex to have you. He's a grown man with hormones like the rest and at least he's having safe sex. I can understand your reaction. Just remember he gotta get his groove on too. lol

Lies! All lies! I was made in a cardboard box factory! 😛 But no...I don't want to be told how I was made. *Plugs her ears* la la la la! Not listening! La la la la! I was born in a cardboard box factory! La la la la! LOL jk jk

Its just wrong thinking about my dad doing it...So very...wrong...😕 Maybe not to you ppl, but to me it is!