LuLu and Freebird

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw Freebird coming down the street and was so ashamed, Freebird didn't know her occupation.
Freebird stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Freebird said wonderful, she loved
oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted.


Freebird is 105 yrs. old 😉

LOL! Good one.