
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!



Posted by einpisces
Hes quiet cool strong and looks cute too.
He wil never bored or ever leave you no matter what you tell him.
And burn him a few minute in an oven, and he gonna be so hot.
I think he gonna be the perfect match for you.![]()



Posted by LePewpLOLOL I haven't seen this!
@UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by einpiscesPosted by WhorpioPosted by einpisces
Hes quiet cool strong and looks cute too.
He wil never bored or ever leave you no matter what you tell him.
And burn him a few minute in an oven, and he gonna be so hot.
I think he gonna be the perfect match for you.![]()
You're so clever! Did you think of that yourself?!
My sarcasm level is high 🙂click to expand


Posted by UndinePerfect match i say.Posted by LePewpLOLOL I haven't seen this!
@UnusualVaginalDischargeclick to expand
Posted by Gemitatiwhy is this a crime? lol
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!

Posted by tizianiHe is frigging 'temporary' and I am looking for ever...
@TemporaryKodak

Posted by LePewpThat's a possibility except he has weird sensitivity to smells and in old you know...
@UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by lionsparkWait! Not yet.
this definitely belongs on the crime thread

Posted by GlaringTruthWell...always dreamed of it. Never had an opportunity. Isn't it too late? Send a dick pick so DXP family will can see what we are up to. I have no @Secret s.
Black dick might be exotic to you so you gotta pay me first.

Posted by WhorpioKidding? That's a pic of my brain I sent him to compare to his...you know what! LolPosted by einpisces
Hes quiet cool strong and looks cute too.
He wil never bored or ever leave you no matter what you tell him.
And burn him a few minute in an oven, and he gonna be so hot.
I think he gonna be the perfect match for you.![]()
You're so clever! Did you think of that yourself?!click to expand

Posted by GemitatiPosted by LePewpThat's a possibility except he has weird sensitivity to smells and in old you know...
@UnusualVaginalDischargeclick to expand


Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.


Posted by lisabethur8Posted by Gemitatiwhy is this a crime? lol
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!
you got some options:
1) firebunny
2) tiziani
3) getmisted
4) hydroah
5) Kodak.
6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)
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Posted by HarukkaWhat about a Scorpio?
What about the scorpio? 😢

Posted by TemporaryKodakI don't have feelings. I have actions. Do you mind?Posted by tiziani@gemitati
@TemporaryKodak
how do you feel about aqua men?click to expand

Posted by lisabethur8Posted by Gemitatiwhy is this a crime? lol
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!
you got some options:
1) firebunny
2) tiziani
3) getmisted
4) hydroah
5) Kodak.
6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)
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Posted by Gemitatibad logic. 😕Posted by lisabethur8Posted by Gemitatiwhy is this a crime? lol
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!
you got some options:
1) firebunny
2) tiziani
3) getmisted
4) hydroah
5) Kodak.
6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)
I would go for taken one. It means some idiot wants him already? So...
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Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
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Posted by lisabethur8Are you as anal in real life as here?Posted by Gemitatibad logic. 😕Posted by lisabethur8Posted by Gemitatiwhy is this a crime? lol
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!
you got some options:
1) firebunny
2) tiziani
3) getmisted
4) hydroah
5) Kodak.
6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)
I would go for taken one. It means some idiot wants him already? So...
because you may not be compatible with that person.
it's the "I want what others want syndrome" and when you get it, it's not what you expected.
it's very "grass is greener on the other side."
but some woman's trash is another woman's treasure.
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Posted by HarukkaYou need to duck and get lost.Posted by GemitatiU will leave him?Posted by HarukkaWhat about a Scorpio?
What about the scorpio? 😢click to expand



Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
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Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...click to expand

Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSITS A DATE!Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...click to expand

Posted by GemitatiYessss —❤️Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSITS A DATE!Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
I love you ?click to expand

Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSSo...time and place...I can get myself available ANY TIME! ?❤️Posted by GemitatiYessss —❤️Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSITS A DATE!Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
I love you ?
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Posted by startwarsYour momma failed on many accounts.
people your age need a cat
so I will be nice enough to give you firebunny

Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSCould you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...click to expand

Posted by GemitatiWhat was #2-5?Posted by startwarsYour momma failed on many accounts.
people your age need a cat
so I will be nice enough to give you firebunny
Abortion was the first!click to expand

Posted by Gemitatishe didnt fail her marriage so here's thatPosted by startwarsYour momma failed on many accounts.
people your age need a cat
so I will be nice enough to give you firebunny
Abortion was the first!click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptuneAre you about to watch?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSCould you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...click to expand


Posted by TeenaAnd you talking to whom, child?
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?

Posted by GemitatiYou Gemi!!Posted by TeenaAnd you talking to whom, child?
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?
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Posted by Gemitatium I know youre old and shit losing your mind, but do u realize that your creepy annoying self aint my mother? ?Posted by startwarsShe could be married and having a child like you...obvious screw up!Posted by Gemitatishe didnt fail her marriage so here's thatPosted by startwarsYour momma failed on many accounts.
people your age need a cat
so I will be nice enough to give you firebunny
Abortion was the first!
?☕️
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Posted by TeenaI don't recall...have to lay off drinking those smelly salts...Posted by GemitatiYou Gemi!!Posted by TeenaAnd you talking to whom, child?
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?
I find your convos hilarious?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiYour supposed to snort bath salts, not drink them genius.Posted by TeenaI don't recall...have to lay off drinking those smelly salts...Posted by GemitatiYou Gemi!!Posted by TeenaAnd you talking to whom, child?
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?
I find your convos hilarious?click to expand

Posted by Gemitatiaren't you unhappily married?
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!

Posted by LadyNeptuneNOW you yelling me— Thanks ya!Posted by GemitatiYour supposed to snort bath salts, not drink them genius.Posted by TeenaI don't recall...have to lay off drinking those smelly salts...Posted by GemitatiYou Gemi!!Posted by TeenaAnd you talking to whom, child?
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?
I find your convos hilarious?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiPm ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSSo...time and place...I can get myself available ANY TIME! ?❤️Posted by GemitatiYessss —❤️Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSITS A DATE!Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
I love you ?
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Posted by AdreamuponwakingYes I am! —Posted by Gemitatiaren't you unhappily married?
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!
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Posted by LadyNeptune—? awe man I've been trying to be a sub but I guess dom it is ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSCould you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?Posted by GemitatiWell I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??CheersPosted by SPUNKYTAURUSWell...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...Posted by GemitatiYesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSWe must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.
Carry on.
?
I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.
After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...
We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...
I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!
I hope you brought snacks or nuts...click to expand
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