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@Whorpio
8 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

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Posted by einpisces
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by einpisces
Hes quiet cool strong and looks cute too.

He wil never bored or ever leave you no matter what you tell him.

And burn him a few minute in an oven, and he gonna be so hot.

I think he gonna be the perfect match for you.

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You're so clever! Did you think of that yourself?!

My sarcasm level is high 🙂
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Wow! I wish I could be that quick-witted 🙂
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by Whorpio
Posted by einpisces
Hes quiet cool strong and looks cute too.

He wil never bored or ever leave you no matter what you tell him.

And burn him a few minute in an oven, and he gonna be so hot.

I think he gonna be the perfect match for you.

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You're so clever! Did you think of that yourself?!
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Kidding? That's a pic of my brain I sent him to compare to his...you know what! Lol
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lisabeth
@lisabethur8
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Gemitati
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!


why is this a crime? lol



you got some options:



1) firebunny

2) tiziani

3) getmisted

4) hydroah

5) Kodak.

6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)





I would go for taken one. It means some idiot wants him already? So...

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bad logic. 😕

because you may not be compatible with that person.

it's the "I want what others want syndrome" and when you get it, it's not what you expected.

it's very "grass is greener on the other side."

but some woman's trash is another woman's treasure.
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Gemitati
...on DXP who will match my desires and mentally satisfied me at any point of my life!


why is this a crime? lol



you got some options:



1) firebunny

2) tiziani

3) getmisted

4) hydroah

5) Kodak.

6) Aerialview.(oh wait he's taken never mind)





I would go for taken one. It means some idiot wants him already? So...


bad logic. 😕

because you may not be compatible with that person.

it's the "I want what others want syndrome" and when you get it, it's not what you expected.

it's very "grass is greener on the other side."

but some woman's trash is another woman's treasure.

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Are you as anal in real life as here?

My condolences...
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?

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Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
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Shania The Artist
@SPUNKYTAURUS
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 2 · Posts: 1121 · Topics: 42
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
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Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
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ITS A DATE!

I love you ?
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Shania The Artist
@SPUNKYTAURUS
8 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
ITS A DATE!

I love you ?
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Yessss —❤️
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
ITS A DATE!

I love you ?
Yessss —❤️

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So...time and place...I can get myself available ANY TIME! ?❤️
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
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Could you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
Could you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?
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Are you about to watch?

I don't remember you were invited.?
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startwars
@startwars
8 Years500+ Posts

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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by startwars
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by startwars
people your age need a cat

so I will be nice enough to give you firebunny
Your momma failed on many accounts.

Abortion was the first!
she didnt fail her marriage so here's that

?☕️


She could be married and having a child like you...obvious screw up!

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um I know youre old and shit losing your mind, but do u realize that your creepy annoying self aint my mother? ?

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Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
I love the conversations between you n Tiz?
And you talking to whom, child?


You Gemi!!

I find your convos hilarious?
I don't recall...have to lay off drinking those smelly salts...
Your supposed to snort bath salts, not drink them genius.
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NOW you yelling me— Thanks ya!

Wasn't I sappose do mikz dem wiz alc

O hole— As vel? ?
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Shania The Artist
@SPUNKYTAURUS
8 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
ITS A DATE!

I love you ?
Yessss —❤️


So...time and place...I can get myself available ANY TIME! ?❤️
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Pm ?
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Shania The Artist
@SPUNKYTAURUS
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 2 · Posts: 1121 · Topics: 42
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
?? I'll take the ones you decline ? J/K here for the comments lol.

Carry on.
We must have a drink together. And I mean no other people drinking with us.

?
Yesssss ❤️ I would love that. Let's talk about it ?


Well...we get together at the SAME time at nice bar...

I will have bottle of vodka in my oversized with 'what if I need those' bag.

After hand shake or maybe kiss on a cheek (face) - I propose to get out of this overpriced joint with ugly barman...

We go to the nearby park (if we make it during summer)...

I will magically pull plastic crystal shot glasses (6 for $ 1 at the fancy dollar store) and pour first one!

I hope you brought snacks or nuts...
Well I'll be damned someone who speaks my language... ?? classy enough to get into all the right places yet down to earth enough to kick of your shoes while STILL doing it in style ?❤️ Love. I'll make sure to bring some assorted cheese and fruits (from the supermarket) of course well contained (Tupperware) to compliment the wine/champagne. And a blanket to lounge under the tree... ??Cheers
Could you bring a strap on too? Cause I think you may be the 'man' Op has been searching for ?
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—? awe man I've been trying to be a sub but I guess dom it is ?
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