What kind of criminal are you?

We have all thought and posted about all the famous criminals ... but, what about just the traits of a criminal.

Which signs have specific traits of a criminal?

I'm a Pisces ... and I can steal really well. Maybe I should have been a professional thief. And I know other Pisces who are thieves.

Is there a certain crime that fits a sun sign profile?

I'll let you be the thief Ands .... I'm better at lying than stealing.

Serial killer

I love those kinds of stories ... you have an interesting tale.

cat burgler would be a fun criminal

Since Virgos are suppose to be so observant .... are they peeping toms?

If I could be any criminal it would be a well polished smooth criminal something like Neal from white collar, I would defiantly be an art thief.

murderer

Well it's obvious I'm the Gacy type 😉

But actually I see myself as a pirate who rapes and pillages other pirates

chloroformer

Cult leader

...and all that that entails.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Hmmm, I'm not sure what I would be. :/

Virgo would make you cunning. A Libra would hide his activity behind superficial innocence

Snake oil

Cures what ails you.

Posted by enfant_terrible
Cult leader

...and all that that entails.

I'd be your best vendor.

Hacker.

I'd have your whole bank account stolen and converted to bitcoin by day, and your identity sold on the black market on the deeper web.

politician lol

STALKER! i am a cancer.

Posted by cheekyfaerie
I've known Pisces that were incredibly good liars. Think a part of them began to believe the lie, making it that much harder to tell the difference.

I hate lies, but it'd be easy to snow people because they can never tell if I'm joking or serious. Think that's Caps for ya.

Too much of a conscience for scamming punters, but corps are fair game.

my dad abused this pisces moon then .-. he's told lies many times now I don't trust him.

Posted by InTheCloud
STALKER! i am a cancer.

Yes.

Oh I answered the topic title..what we are not what we'd be.

Hmm..influence peddler.

Art forger

I couldn't imagine myself committing crime if it wasn't for good.

Although, when I was a teenager I stole all my food from supermarkets, a whole weeks worth, I was pretty good at that.

Maybe I could be some sort of modern day Robin Hood.

Yeeeeah!

I need some green tights immediately. -runs -

Aries: Aries are usually criminals for hire and are heavily armed.

Ex. Adolph Hitler

Taurus: Taurus is quite dangerous and temperamental. They are usually involved in money laundering as they are clever and do most of their crimes in solitude.

Ex. Vladimir Lenin, Saddam Hussein, Mark Zuckerberg

Gemini: Geminis get involved in crimes involving fraud as they are con artists and thieves. The Gemini criminal tends to not take things seriously.

Ex. Marquis de Sade, Donald Trump, David Berkowitz (Son of Sam killer), Jeffry Dahmer

Cancer: Cancers are the most dangerous among all the zodiac signs. They are violent passion killers who kill multiple times and leave some kind of markings on their victims’ bodies to distinguish themselves. This kind of killer is usually thought to be mentally unstable.

Ex.King Henry VIII, John Dillinger, George W. Bush, Lizzie Borden

Leo: Leos are usually very dangerous and get involved in criminal activity for the sole reason of getting recognition.

Ex. Benito Mussolini, Grigori Rasputin, Mata Hari, Napoleon Bonaparte

Virgo: Virgos are burglars and hackers and usually well-armed.

Ex.  Ivan the Terrible, Slobodan Milosevic, Michael Jackson

Libra:  Libras have the largest criminal percentage compared to the rest of the air signs. They are usually armed and very dangerous. Libras are usually corrupt people.

Ex. Lee Harvey Oswald, Jesse Helms, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Scorpio: Scorpios are sadistic with hot tempers.

Ex. Charles Manson, Marie Antoinette, Senator Joseph McCarthy

Sagittarius:Sagittarius are con artists, robbers and thieves. They do not, in most cases, hurt their victims. Sagittarius has a high population of criminals but they are difficult to capture.

Ex. Joseph Stalin, Ted Bundy

Capricorn: Capricorns are usually all-around criminals. Capricorns are mostly involved in organized crime and are rated as being more sadistic than Scorpio.

Ex. Richard Nixon, Idi Amin, Sun Ming Moon, Rush Limbaugh, Benedict Arnold

Aquarius: Aquarians are hackers, hustlers and con artists involved mainly in manipulation. They usually commit crimes based on revenge.

Ex. Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Jerry Springer, Kim Jong Il

Pisces: Pisces are mostly involved in drug-related crimes.

Ex. Osama Bin Laden, John Wayne Gacy

My life goal is to be a serial killer/assasin lawls. Or bounty hunter.

Maybe later in life. id love to kill ppl who deserve to be killed maybe i'm cray idek.

Posted by P-Angel
We have all thought and posted about all the famous criminals ... but, what about just the traits of a criminal.

Which signs have specific traits of a criminal?

I'm a Pisces ... and I can steal really well. Maybe I should have been a professional thief. And I know other Pisces who are thieves.

Is there a certain crime that fits a sun sign profile?

I hear you all too well, here, Dear.

There isn't much that out there that I have not thought about stealing.

Do I steal? Not really.

...And even if I did, no one would know about it.

Posted by Arielle83
I'd be Tony Montana

Same.

Posted by busyeyes88
@I think Ted Bundy was a sag!

Ted Bundy was sexy and classy asf. Nuff said.

Posted by ButtWipe

Posted by Swagittarius
Maybe later in life. id love to kill ppl who deserve to be killed maybe i'm cray idek.

You are truly the Ke $ ha of sag's...

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How so? I don't use autotune. She's just trash anyways. She has her own issues with that producer dude she claims "raped her", "controlled her" LOL She sure is about the $ $ wait.. Ke" $ "ha

Scorpio - probably be a really good stalker

As a Capricorn, I prefer organized crime a criminal syndicate. A mob.
I don't want to be the regular burglar, I have to be the mind behind the business
My hero is Al Capone 😎
There are more out there but they're hidden

Posted by tiziani
Bank heist.

The getaway driver.

No worries, jupiter shines an abundance of luck.

Makes me think of Steve Miller band.

Corporations destroyer

crime stories are better than other.