After sex comments

I found this hilarious and wanted to share it with my fellow DXPers 🙂

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
ound this extremely funny and wanted to share it with my fellow DXPers 🙂

the leo and scorpio quotes are great haha.

Used the Pisces one before and have no Pisces in my chart

Very Funny 🙂

haha cancer one is the best!

Hahaha yeah, the leo one is right so is the libra. And the saggie, hahaha.

Funny

The cancer one I'm quite familiar with lol!!!!

aquarius is very out there lol, use imagination to have sex? Mmmm total turn on 😄

OMG, before i opened the page, i said "let's do it again"....hahaha...and that's exactly what it said...it's SOOO cool 😄

I found them all to be pretty accurate, especially the LEO & Aquarian one. (I'm an Aquarian) & my boyfriend (Leo) always need constant reassurance that he was good, as if my moans & reactions to the sex weren't good enough. He always wants to verbally speak my satisifaction of his sexual skills & it's quite annoying sometimes.

And yes, as an Aquarian, we are not the most strongly sex-charged in the Zodiac but we do like variety & spontaneity & if needed, we can keep up with our sexual partner & keep the energy going when everybody else gets exhausted or wants to go to sleep. We have that "Da*m, I thought we were just getting started" mentality & the suprising look he gives me always does it for me every time

Aries: "Make me a sandwich."

Taurus: "Make me a sandwich."

Gemini: "Make me a sandwich."

Cancer: "Make me a sandwich."

Leo: "Make me a sandwich."

Virgo: ""Make me a sandwich."

Libra: "Make me a sandwich."

Scorpio: "Make me a sandwich."

Sagittarius: "Make me a sandwich."

Capricorn: "Make me a sandwich."

Aquarius: "Make me a sandwich."

Pisces: "Let's cuddle and sing campfire songs while watching Renee Zellweger movies."

Scorpio: Oops I drew blood again *evil laugh*

lol, pretty neat!

^ The sound of sleep.