Guess who is the hottest sign in bed

Virgo. From my experience it is so true. I completely enjoy my cap guy but I have to admit my MOST amazing, toe curling, lust drunk feeling of sheer ectasy for the taking was with the virgo. Here is the truth...and specifically an older virgo man can unleash the inner stirrings of pent up sexual tension like no other. The face they 'put on this world' are of control, pleasant disposition, courtesy, intelligence, gentlemen-ism BUT when and if you are so privledged to catch the eye of a virgo male's unassuming depth and intensity and prowess you are in for a ride. They ARE in fact ANIMALs in bed. Complete, unabashed entities that elicit the most INTENSE passion and ecstasy in their lovers. Not to mention they are like LAYS potato chips you ALWays yearn for more of their affection. They are the sign of service ... and service is unsderstated when you ignite a fire in one of these males. They not only receive but they give and give and give and give. If you dont believe me cook up some chemistry with one and you too shall be a beliver!

I'm the hottest in bed...

turn yuh ass out...

I'll admit to the lusty conjoining of the pelvises with a Virgo/Aries couple. You bring our inner freak out. Almost borders on the impure fwiw.....

Lays are the nastiest, last to eat in the big pack you get from Sams Club, boring chips.

So which is the first one you eat from the big pack, Lady-M?

Doritos Nacho Cheese FTW!!!

Doritos COOL RANCH!

but I think Lays was an accurate description marchgirl 🙂

you'll get zits on your face from those

I actually dont get zits. I never went through the puberty pimple faze....Im actually kinda scared it will sneak up on me later in life.😢 But in short...I have good skin.

Lady-M: "but I think Lays was an accurate description marchgirl"

oh, betcha' cant eat just one....

but original doritios will always be in my heart. They were my fave before cool ranch strolled into my life. 🙂

Second prize goes to cheetos....it all goes down hill from there.

"oh, betcha' cant eat just one...."

perhaps...dont want to think about the starving kids in malaysia. BUT they are LAST resort.

The 3 basic food groups: Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos

My daughter just turned me on to the new Cheetos Twisted Puffs....bite-sized pieces of heaven sent from the satan worshippers from Frito-Lay.....fkrs...

Fritos isnt as bad as it seems, but it too is last resort.

I love puffs too. It used to be a staple in my non-existent diet back in the day.
I havent tried twisted though. I havent eaten chips in a while.

wait...what?

this thread was supposed to be about Virgo intensity in the sack?

how'd we get into junk food?

someone just smoke a joint in this thread or wut?

lmao

my bad, its what we do here in the D.

marchgirl is regretably absent from her own thread...but, if I may jack this one (no pun intended).... From a Virgo's pov, we dont take sex lightly. We take our realationships seriously. Affairs of the heart are not something to be tossed around. That would be filthy in a Virg's opinon. Use us, lose us....

So while a Virgo might not make for a good down and dirty pump-n-dump, if you are lucky enough to snag our heartstrings, better buckle up ladies, because its gonna be a ride!

I have a job opening:

I am in search of a man servant and I think a virgo would suit the position just fine.

::requests salary and benefits::

Aries ...

Marchgirl .. though it's hard for you to see because you are a Ram, so it seems natural to you .... Virgo's merely "reflect" back to you what is given them.

It's YOU .. not him who was this hott ... he just shined it back.

Thanks P BUT I have to be honest ...I would say Im semi-remarkable in the el saco if I must say so...not your average joe... BUT its those VIRGO men that literally can bring the FUCK out of a woman. That is a fact. A virgo male does not dissapoint in that respect. Mr cap is wonderful BUT he doesnt exactly have that Je ne sais quoi electricity that virgo has. Maybe that is the reason I dealt with his OCD tendencies hahh!

This seems normal, considering you're a Ram = loves fucking.

Being a Pisces .. if there isn't imagination and creativity, merely reflection = not so good. Mimicking isn't creating.

Aries definitely the best lay for Fish = will create fantasy, rather than just living through one created for them, plus plenty of stamina and endurance.

I loved one fish once... he was magical we were like magnets especially because I have a great deal of fish in me... BUT he got WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to sappy for me.. I mean illogical. I have to have a somewhat logical person that has good judgement. That fish fell so in love with me he kept calling in to work... so we could lie in bed an hour longer...etc.. that kind of crap annoys me to no end. Love is gravy. He made excuses after excuses..as to how entranced he was to be with me that slowly his life fell apart. I need a man that will take care of business as usual.

"BUT he got WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to sappy for me.. I mean illogical. I have to have a somewhat logical person that has good judgement."

lol, yeah .. my Aries daughter-in-law feels the same way about Fish-men ... to gooey and sentimental .. resembling girly kind of emotions. However, the combo goes good the other way around .. Aries man/girl Fish.

I don't think Earth Boyz are the hottest guys, but we should have more stamina -- based on what I read and hear. Us Virgs tend to take good care of ourselves, and that health would be reflected in the sexual arena as in any other physical activity. LibraEX is the only woman I've been with who could hang with me through some marathon f0ck sessions -- but, I've never been with an Aries chick (and I don't think my Scorp will let me test the theory even in the name of Science!)...

SF225,

You know your response begs the question: "So, what Sign is the Best Lay for a Fish?"

(This is the Virgo Board -- data please!)

"I've never been with an Aries chick (and I don't think my Scorp will let me test the theory even in the name of Science!)..."

Ha ha!

Your response that earth guys aren't exactly the hottest guys under the covers... um GONG! Ever seen the movie Devils Advocate where they're on the subway and Pacino is telling Keanu Reaves... "you never let them see you coming"....that is the virgo male. They are a pleasant lil package.. dot your i's, cross your t's properly...pay your taxes well ahead of time etc... EXCEPT when they come across an aries woman. That is when you THE LIGHT IS SHED UPON you...like an epiphany as to what REAL hot sex is. Because before that you 'thought' you had it all. Until now. Once you go ARies you never go back. Even if you do go back you will never get over it. What aries and virgo bring out of each other is pure, unadulterated ecstasy.

Marchgirl .. though it's hard for you to see because you are a Ram, so it seems natural to you .... Virgo's merely "reflect" back to you what is given them.

It's YOU .. not him who was this hott ... he just shined it back.

Yahhhh?

shined it back

At the end, Virgos will be the mystery anyway?ain't that COOL..??

I luh ur avatar Qbone. How do you bold your words please tell me.

DY?
Damn fish fuck creatures, like I said in zillion times.. they are DREAMERS WITHOUT DREAM .

LOST IN SPACE ? somewhere in their imaginations.

DY?

Damn fish fuck creatures, like I said in zillion times.. they are DREAMERS WITHOUT DREAM .

LOST IN SPACE ? somewhere in their imaginations.

oh ok thanks so I do a control shift. Now how do I put my words in itallics please tell me.

"like I said in zillion times"

he he.. That must be some ancient time that I didnt learn about in history. he he

must of been pre-1867 haha!

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Tell me your secrets Qbone only you can make me a better writer. ONLY YOU. It is in the palm of your hands..........Will you take the higher road and be a servent-ishly good virgo or will you be a bad little virgo. It is up to you.

Qbone lets discuss hitler. Did you know he was a vegetarian and a clean freak? What do you think about hitler? And Stalin do you like him?

Marchgirl80:I have to admit my MOST amazing, toe curling, lust drunk feeling of sheer ectasy for the taking was with the virgo. Here is the truth...and specifically an older virgo man can unleash the inner stirrings of pent up sexual tension like no other.

LOL, and did you expect anything less— 🙂

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What about Hitler..??

That he was a product of say?.Aries type.??

Namor what are you?

Qbone okay Im going to try you NEW techniques. ANd no Hitler is a Taurus btw.

I cant find my dang brackets on my keyboard I am RETarted! Hold on

My own study about Hitler is not the images generated by stupid American/Zionist media.

What about Hitler.. and what Hitler has anything to do with this post..?

[i] why did the chicken cross the road? [i]

to get to the other side

Your the one that brought up history with your zillion times bs!

My brackets DO NOT WORK!!!!! What am I doing wrong here??

Let me try again

[i] Qbone is a hottie [/i]

because I said so