Astrology

What is it? Lets see what the dictionary has to say

Astrology is a system used by women and homosexual men to blame their actions, personalities and behaviors on the sun's apparent path across the sky over the course of a year. This path, called the eclpitic, traverses[1] a ring of constellations, which are essentially poorly designed celestial connect-the-dots puzzles made of stars.

Despite the fact that you can't see the stars behind the sun, the particular connect-the-dots puzzle that the sun appeared to be passing through on the day you were born (your star sign) determines not only your personality but the way you ought to behave on any given week or day[2] (your horoscope).

Generally speaking, straight men are immune to the effects of astrology. This is either due to their inability to understand emotion on any level, or due to their superior intelligence.

I have been into astrology for decades: I am a male and not gay.

Posted by virgodog58
I have been into astrology for decades: I am a male and not gay.

Everyone's gay deep down inside. You just need to open your heart and find your inner gay. You can do it, I believe in you!