HORNIEST SIGN?? POST YOUR OPINIONS!!

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lizard_scorpio
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"... and in the lift on they way back, she told me she'd had a 'Brazilian' the day before...and proceeded to show me it, asking me what I thought!!!! mwwaa...Nearly ripped her jeans off right there.."

wow, that really happened!? nice🙂

i don?t think i?ve ever had any ?come ons?, be it subtle or unsubtle ones. or maybe i'm too slow to get the subtle ones... hmmm...
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2 sharks swimming in opposite directions:

Very corny Lizard Scorpio a sign that says horny on it, I don't know why that's funny to me it's obvious and stupid. I'm probably obvious and stupid.


Horniest,most perverted,most open minded and willing to experiment and go where no one has ever gone before PISCEANS. Also loving, kind,gentle,sentimental,sensual,mean and vicious in bed and on the kitchen table and the washing machine and outside in the backyard after it's rained in the mud and on the toilet wet.
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lizard_scorpio
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"I'm probably obvious and stupid."

what's wrong with obvious and stupid, hehe... 😉


"Horniest,most perverted,most open minded and willing to experiment and go where no one has ever gone before PISCEANS. Also loving, kind,gentle,sentimental,sensual,mean and vicious in bed and on the kitchen table and the washing machine and outside in the backyard after it's rained in the mud and on the toilet wet."

that's on helluva pleading for pisces as lovers... if that's true we're in serious trouble 😉
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Truthseeker, I'm with you. Leo's I believe are one of the horniest, if not the most. I think we have a tendency to think about sex the most but Scorpio's will act on it faster. My Piscean friend did my chart for me and looked up what it all meant. She looked at me like I was some kind of freak of nature and told me sex was all over my chart, lol. Maybe she was just jealous. I still haven't figured out if I'm blessed or cursed. I'm leaning more towards cursed, considering I'm always ready to go and thinking about it all the time but it just doesn't happen enough.
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truthseeker
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Not only do I think of sex all the time, but with the same gender...is that weird? I'm not a lesbian...not even bisexual...but I know a couple of women whom I would like to engage. I have been with a woman...we went pretty far...but then again, I was pretty drunk. Although...she was HOT!! I think what's been happening in my world is that the older i get, the more i want to experiment. Anyone else going through this adult form of puberty? BTW...yes...their tongues are always slick and smooth, Lizard...along with there pen*s...mmm...see, there I go again!
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I agree with all those who say that aries is the most horny sign!
Some nights I get text messages from my sexy boy about what he'd do to me if I were around... My god, it's turning me into an instant-horny-cancer-girl!!!

BTW, cancers are gentle en sweet en soft and tender and.. the first two minutes, but when we start heating up, please don't even try stopping us. And that's the truth, otherwise I wouldn't be keeping an aries-man satisfied 😉

gr?tz
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I agree with all those who say that aries is the most horny sign!
Some nights I get text messages from my sexy boy about what he'd do to me if I were around... My god, it's turning me into an instant-horny-cancer-girl!!!

BTW, cancers are gentle en sweet en soft and tender and.. the first two minutes, but when we start heating up, please don't even try stopping us. And that's the truth, otherwise I wouldn't be keeping an aries-man satisfied 😉

gr?tz
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> anyways, went for a cigarette break ,and in the lift on they way back, she told me she'd had a 'Brazilian' the day before...and proceeded to show me it, asking me what I thought!!!! mwwaa...

Everything about that sounds like a Libra. Did she have a strong Libra in her chart? Or do Taurus ladies have exhibitionist qualities as well? Perhaps it has something to do with being ruled by Venus. You know what they say ... the girl on the beach whose top falls off by accident is the Libra.

Libra is not the horniest sign. We only raise to the occasion with those who are worthy and can hold our interest long enough.
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> I think Air signs only truly get horny with eachother but can seem cold to others, but that's just my theory.

I could not agree more.

Other signs can turn me on, but never as fully like another air sign. Sex between air signs is hot but I think it is very complex and hard to understand.

Libra actually has the highest sex drive in the Zodiac, but only when unlocked. The only sign that has ever unlocked me fully was Aquarius. The Gemini could have if he was a more compatible partner for me in other ways. I didn't like the way he dressed, or his manners, plus he simply lacked intelligence but the sex was technically brilliant and had he been a more appropriate partner in other ways ... would have been amazing.
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'I'd disagree with what onefineaquarius said...............
I dated an Aquarius a few years back and she was utterly insatiable.'
- Totally agree with you there - Every Aqua I know including my Aqua BF has been a utter horn bag 24/7 - I am a pisces & am "utterly insatiable" Love to try new things & get bored quickly with monotonous relations - so does he - it works well!! 🙂 I'd have to say Pisces has one of the highest libidos around!!!!!
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Yeah I guess fire signs are usually the horniest signs.

Like OFA said , I tend to find earth signs pretty cold for my liking altho I acknowledge that they do possess some subtle quality that tends to attract water signs especaiily. I dunno what is really. It can't just be their practicality can it??

I'd say I'm pretty horny but it's only when I'm with someone who I am very infatuated with mentally and physically. Random sex doesn't do it for me and doesn't satisfy me either as I can't feel comfroatble enough to let go of all my inhibitions with a stranger. Therefore I'm not a horny all the time, only when it's with someone I DIG man. (and then I like it all the time, I don't wanna stop, I want to fu*k until we fall asleep)
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