How to spot each sign when they're drunk

In honor of Friday.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-30/astrology-101-how-to-spot-each-sign-when-theyre-drunk/

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … When They’re Drunk

There are few situations when people are more quintessentially their sign than when they’ve had a few drinks. Inhibitions are gone, walls come down, restraint and shyness melt away, and suddenly we’re all just being us. And when you’re just being you, well, usually your sign becomes pretty obvious. So let’s talk about spotting each sign at a bar or cocktail party, shall we? Want to know which sign is taking a pantsless nap and which sign is professing their love to strangers? Read on to find out!

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): When Aries drinks, they get even louder and more fiery than they usually are. Look for them dancing on tables or starting fights with random people who “looked at their friend wrong.”

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): After a few too many glasses of fine wine (hello, only the best for a Taurus!), Taureans will feel an uncontrollable urge to get cozy and comfortable, which could cause them to take off their pants and/or head to bed for a nap.

Gemini (May 21st-June 20th): If you think sober Gemini is chatty, you’ve obviously never met a drunk Gemini. Even Gems who are naturally a bit shy open up A LOT with the assistance of a few cocktails.

Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): Drunk Cancers excel at what we like to call the two C’s: crying and cuddling. Often simultaneously. Sometimes with strangers.

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Any dormant emotions are going to come out when Leo imbibes, so be ready for tears and/or dramatic professions of love. After that they’ll put on the most entertaining karaoke performance you’ll ever see.

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): A little liquid courage helps Virgo shed their self-conscious shell and tends to make them super chatty and social. They’ll also want to introduce you to all their friends…over and over and over again.

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): You know the person who’s hugging everyone and saying, “I just really love you guys” to people they’ve never met? That’s a drunk Libra right there.

Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): Sloshed Scorpio can usually be found doing one of 3 things: cornering someone at a party to discuss the meaning of life, tearfully drunk-dialing their ex-boyfriend to ask where they went wrong, or having sex.

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): For a drunk Sagittarian, everything is a competition. You’ll find them trying to out-drink their sorority sisters or organizing a sloppy arm-wrestling tournament in the corner of the bar.

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): Get ready for a massive spilling of confessions and secrets: when Capricorns get drunk, they let out everything their normally controlled sober selves keep tightly under wraps.

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): When Aquarians get crunk, they board a one-way train to flirt city. Find them charming the hot bartender and collecting phone numbers with the same giddy fervor as your grandma collecting cat figurines.

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Pisces is the epitome of a “happy drunk.” They’re laughing, smiling, and bursting with joyful, loving energy. Spend a few minutes chatting with a drunk Pisces and you’ll be saying, “Damn, I’ll have what she’s having!”

Or this:

I'm the Aries one when I get drunk - minus the fights (I'm a Taurus after all lol). I be dancing to the music in my own little world being all sexual in the corner.... BY MYSELF ?

Posted by rabidtalker
Or this:

Yep I be chill by myself watching everyone and playing it off with dancing to the music in the corner ?

Aquarius drinks too much and falls asleep, so ARIES pours alcohol all over said Aquarius' face -_-



True story

I just spot myself...where do I go from here?

Scorpios drink until they commit themselves or AA saves them!

Riiight? Yes! ?

Posted by Gemitati
Scorpios drink until they commit themselves or AA saves them!

Riiight? Yes! ?

Say I am right!

I know I AM!

I am always right!

It's a curse and blessing.

Are you available for adoption?

getting drunk tonight

Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS
I'm the Aries one when I get drunk - minus the fights (I'm a Taurus after all lol). I be dancing to the music in my own little world being all sexual in the corner.... BY MYSELF ?

I am as well...let's dance!

If I fall...will you pick me up and keep those horny non-Scorpio people away from my lifeless body?

Promise!!!

Posted by rabidtalker
Or this:

inaccurate

Pisces don't cry when they are drunk

i've seen libras do this though

Posted by rabidtalker
In honor of Friday.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-30/astrology-101-how-to-spot-each-sign-when-theyre-drunk/

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … When They’re Drunk

There are few situations when people are more quintessentially their sign than when they’ve had a few drinks. Inhibitions are gone, walls come down, restraint and shyness melt away, and suddenly we’re all just being us. And when you’re just being you, well, usually your sign becomes pretty obvious. So let’s talk about spotting each sign at a bar or cocktail party, shall we? Want to know which sign is taking a pantsless nap and which sign is professing their love to strangers? Read on to find out!



Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Pisces is the epitome of a “happy drunk.” They’re laughing, smiling, and bursting with joyful, loving energy. Spend a few minutes chatting with a drunk Pisces and you’ll be saying, “Damn, I’ll have what she’s having!”

Accurate.

When I'm drunk I hug and sing.

Sag

https://www.supercall.com/culture/zodiac-sign-says-about-your-drinking-habits

What the Zodiac Says About Your Drinking Habits

While combing the astrologer’s weekly column for career advice or relationship insight is a ritual for some, we’re more interested in what the stars have to say about the really important stuff: cocktails. If you feel the same, then you’ll want to dive right into these drinking horoscopes. Not only will they reveal your signature drinking traits and behaviors, but you’ll also find out what you should be drinking according to your sign. It was written in the stars, so pour it into your glass.

Leo

These lions have an abundance of warm energy and they aren’t afraid to show it. Many describe them as the life of the party because it really doesn’t start until they walk in. Leos typically stick to the drink that they know will make them feel good from the inside out. You won’t find them mixing a bunch of different spirits over the course of a night. Some may mistake their strong personalities as arrogance, but eventually the natural cheerleader will shine through. A French 75 reflects their strong but bubbly style .

Aries

Aries are energetic and bold with a reputation for being trendsetters amongst their peers. If there’s a new cocktail bar in town, they’re the first ones on the scene to taste the drinks and tell everyone about it. Aries can be aggressive, which make them perfect drinking partners, especially when faced with long lines—they always find a way to effortlessly move to the front in no time at all. Their perfect drink is something stiff and strong like a Sazerac. It’s tenacious and gutsy, just like them.

Sagittarius

Sagittariuses are bona fide risk takers. Their natural enthusiasm and curiosity draws a large circle of friends to their side, even if said friends will sometimes call them reckless. A Sagittarius should always have a drinking buddy. They’ve been known to forget pieces of the night or wander off with a new friend when no one is looking. Their positive attitude is contagious and addicting, kind of like the sweet-spicy Bee Sting.



Earth Signs

Capricorn

Like their symbolic animal the goat, Capricorns are known for being stubborn, but reliable and hardworking. They value stability and lean towards the traditional. You won’t often find them out sipping a newfangled drink at a crazy, out-there bar, but whenever you do meet them out for a drink, you can count on a Capricorn being on time. Some say they’re cold and pessimistic, but really they’re just ultra-focused. To thaw a Capricorn, serve a traditional Irish Coffee for a jolt of caffeine and touch of sweetness.

Taurus

Bulls are reliable. They take comfort in their habits and are always there for friends in need. If you need a shoulder to cry on, they’ll meet you at the neighborhood watering hole ASAP. And don’t worry, they’ll always be ready with a go-to bar. They believe there’s no reason to stray from the tried and true. But if you’re a Taurus, it’s easy to get stuck in a rut of familiarity. So reach for a twist on a classic cocktail—like a smoky scotch-based Rob Roy in lieu of a Manhattan—every now and then.

Virgo

Virgos aren’t trying to judge you, they just know what’s best. They'll be the first one to grab a cocktail menu and make recommendations to all their friends, even if their advice wasn’t requested. They make great bartenders because they remain cool under pressure and are able to think fast when faced with a spur of the moment predicament. Practical, resourceful and dedicated, they need a drink that’s as reliable and hard-working as them—like the classic Gin Martini.

Air Signs

Aquarius

The free-spirited Aquarius is adventurous and always wants to take the road less traveled. Their independent spirit can make them seem detached, and that’s just the way they like it. The Aquarius always looks for the most extraordinary cocktail on the menu and orders it because they like to try new things and also get a rise out of people—they get a kick out of the shock factor. Someone this open minded needs a cocktail out of the ordinary, like the Bullshot, a beefy cousin of the Bloody Mary.

Gemini

Geminis are always looking for the next adventure and easily adapt to whatever curveball is thrown their way. If their plans fall through, no problem—they always have a fun fix on deck that’s probably better anyway. If the liquor store is out of a favorite bottle, they’ll simply make the best of it. They’ll substitute something else and somehow create an improved version of the original drink they had planned. Sometimes they think with two minds, but that’s okay. Geminis should reach for a sweet and bitter Negroni so they don’t have to choose a side.

Libra

These social butterflies get along with everyone, but often struggle to find balance between friend groups. But no matter—their charms win everyone over in the end. They typically have all types of plans piled into one night, so you can find them sipping cocktails in a swanky lounge, shooting whiskey in a dive bar and popping bottles in the club, all within the span of a few hours. When hosting a party, they bring friends from all different walks of life together. Whip up a Scorpion Bowl to share with everyone.



Water Signs

Cancer

Cancers are caring and creative people that don’t reveal their sensitive inner selves to just anyone—you have to get past the hard outer shell first. Because of this, Cancer’s are usually light drinkers until they get to know you. Their drinking style is slow and steady, and they’d much prefer to share some sips over thoughtful conversation or live music rather than in a crowded, boisterous bar. A light, airy Gin Fizz is just what Cancers need to open up to someone new.

Scorpio

Scorpios are known for their magnetic personalities, even if they won’t reveal all of their secrets to their closest friends. Mysterious air aside, people are naturally drawn to their passion and zeal for life. Scorpios can hang for hours and love to socialize, but you’ll often see them pulling an Irish goodbye—no one needs to know where they’re going, anyway. A Dark and Stormy caters simultaneously to their light and dark sides.

Pisces

Pisces folk are vessels of emotion. They feel extreme highs and lows and can always empathize with a friend. They’ll be the first to show up at your door with a bottle and box of tissues. Depending on their mood, Pisces might stop at one drink or polish off a bottle, and they’ll most likely reach for whatever’s on hand instead of going out of their way to find something special. They can be a little gullible and self-deprecating, so give a Pisces something sweet and thoughtful, like the Clover Club.

whenever I am drunk 3 things always happen in that order

1. I become nostalgic

2. I think about a certain woman and I want to marry her

3. I get very horny but it doesn't have anything to do with the woman I was thinking about

Aries

Aries are energetic and bold with a reputation for being trendsetters amongst their peers. If there’s a new cocktail bar in town, they’re the first ones on the scene to taste the drinks and tell everyone about it. Aries can be aggressive, which make them perfect drinking partners, especially when faced with long lines—they always find a way to effortlessly move to the front in no time at all. Their perfect drink is something stiff and strong like a Sazerac. It’s tenacious and gutsy, just like them.

Yeah i guess hehe and a very funny drunk guy...never been the agressive type at all...infact allways been the oposite...i break the fights hehe

Expect an extremly veryyy good time xD !!

Once it starts....just buckle up !!!

Posted by GlaringTruth

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by rabidtalker
Or this:

inaccurate

Pisces don't cry when they are drunk

i've seen libras do this though

And I don't do this either. More hogwash from buffoons. Nothing new.

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my scorpio friend talks about money and business plans when she's drunk

another one likes to talk about her dreams of becoming a scientist.

Posted by GlaringTruth

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by GlaringTruth

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by rabidtalker
Or this:

inaccurate

Pisces don't cry when they are drunk

i've seen libras do this though

And I don't do this either. More hogwash from buffoons. Nothing new.

my scorpio friend talks about money and business plans when she's drunk

another one likes to talk about her dreams of becoming a scientist.

I didn't ask you that so I don't care.

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rude.lol

i just shared to back you up

but whatever