I woud rather ___________ and ___________

than be..........._________________ (which of the 12 zodiac signs). 😛

I'd rather keep kicking ass and chewing bubblegum (but I'm all out of bubblegum)... than be anything but a Pisces. 😛

I'd rather rule the world and be a tyrant than be a needy cancer 😛

i would rather sell my soul and become an immoral lawyer than be a douchey leo lol

I would rather hump a splintered piece of balsa wood or sand my nipples back than be anything other than an aquarius

Posted by Nefer
I'd rather keep kicking ass and chewing bubblegum (but I'm all out of bubblegum)... than be anything but a Pisces. 😛

Hahah okay Rowdy Roddy Pipper!!

( style point for you on the quote)

I'd rather go to hell in a gasoline speedo and/or jump off the Brooklyn bridge than be a Gemini!

Idk why but I just can't stand them very much. Aquas & Gems are supposed to be quite the compatible match but nope, no matter how hard either of us try, nothing ever seems to work out/last long.

They say Geminis are the sign of "communication." Well, Idk about any of you but my experiences with them have been all bad. Sure, they love to talk alot...yeah talk alot about other people. Geminis can be SO nosy & such gossipers. And they can be so flaky & wishy-washy. To one person they are 1 way & to another person they are the complete opposite. Some call this about them a "versatile personality"..well I call it flat out annoying.

They can never sit still in one spot for long. They're always bouncing back & forth from 1 person/thing to another; it's almost like they hate anything secure or stable. The Gems I've known do tend to be very popular but yet have the same number amount of enemies that they do friends too! I've heard that with Gems, you either completely love them or completely hate them. Well, I'm sure you can guess which side of the scale I'm on with them.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying ALL Gem's meet/match the description of them for which I've given. The ones I know though have!

Posted by VirgoHero

Posted by Nefer
I'd rather keep kicking ass and chewing bubblegum (but I'm all out of bubblegum)... than be anything but a Pisces. 😛

Hahah okay Rowdy Roddy Pipper!!

( style point for you on the quote)

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I like Roddy, and I watched "They Live" enough times I could probably lip-sync most of it - "He looks okay... but YOU... FORMALDEHYDE FACE!" LOL The 80's were COOL with their crazy hair and fashions, and the cheesy not-so-scary sci-fi movies!

i'd rather 'whip my hair back and forth' to douchey Justin Beiber than be a gutterslut Leo (: