If the signs were teachers, what subject would they teach?

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by Sn1p3r187 on Thursday, November 19, 2015 and has 26 replies.

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What did your math teacher(s) do to you? I've had great math teachers...and really bad ones too, admittedly.

Right. Might as well confess that I have tought math - and I loved it! Will you put me on ignore now?

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Posted by HappyCapper
What did your math teacher(s) do to you? I've had great math teachers...and really bad ones too, admittedly.

Right. Might as well confess that I have tought math - and I loved it! Will you put me on ignore now?

Maybe, just don't bring up math terms in the thread. They've done too many things, including being the scourge of a subject that doesn't have much meaning past middle school.

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Love Math also but the deterministic one, never the probabilistic. But its interesting to see that it divides people some how. I was in a class one year that all the other students had high grades in probabilistic and I had very poor on that. When deterministic came was otherwise. I am excluded most of time but in that class I was one vs others.

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Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by HappyCapper
What did your math teacher(s) do to you? I've had great math teachers...and really bad ones too, admittedly.

Right. Might as well confess that I have tought math - and I loved it! Will you put me on ignore now?

Maybe, just don't bring up math terms in the thread. They've done too many things, including being the scourge of a subject that doesn't have much meaning past middle school.

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Got it! 🙂

The last part of your post could be discussed. Oh yes. But I will respect your wishes and not go there(unless you really want to discuss it anyway, then just initiate it and I'm at your disposal) 🙂

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Posted by KinglyCrab
Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Earth sciences
Gemini: Geography
Cancer: Home ED/Business
Leo: Social Sciences/ Acting teacher? Not sure how this is called.
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Music Teacher
Scorpio: Literature Professor
Sag: Philosophy Teacher
Capicorn: Math Teacher
Aquarius: Science teacher
Picese: Art teacher

Why us as Capricorns have to be the bain of existence by teaching such a bad subject? Why do Cancers have to teach the better classes? Hey switch out with us.

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Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by KinglyCrab
Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Earth sciences
Gemini: Geography
Cancer: Home ED/Business
Leo: Social Sciences/ Acting teacher? Not sure how this is called.
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Music Teacher
Scorpio: Literature Professor
Sag: Philosophy Teacher
Capicorn: Math Teacher
Aquarius: Science teacher
Picese: Art teacher

Why us as Capricorns have to be the bain of existence by teaching such a bad subject? Why do Cancers have to teach the better classes? Hey switch out with us.

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Business? Sure. 🙂

Home ED? ROFLMAO Not this cappy. People might die.

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Posted by FrenchKpricorn

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by KinglyCrab
Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Earth sciences
Gemini: Geography
Cancer: Home ED/Business
Leo: Social Sciences/ Acting teacher? Not sure how this is called.
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Music Teacher
Scorpio: Literature Professor
Sag: Philosophy Teacher
Capicorn: Math Teacher
Aquarius: Science teacher
Picese: Art teacher

Why us as Capricorns have to be the bain of existence by teaching such a bad subject? Why do Cancers have to teach the better classes? Hey switch out with us.

math is the shyt, if you have 20/20 on math, you can have 0 on all other

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No it isn't. Maybe in France it is. But here you need English and everything else to succeed in life. So fuck math, it ain't like I'm going to do geometry or algebra at the damn receptionist desk at the library.

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Posted by Sage50
Taurus: Oceanography or natural science , maybe geography.:
Gemini: Speech class
Scorpios:Math,Science, or History

If a Scorpio is teaching math, I will cut their stinger off and shove it up the place where the sun don't shine and make a mathematical scorp shiskebab.

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Aquarius- art
Pisces- philosophy
Libra- ethics
Virgo- business/math
Gemini- literature
Sagittarius- chemistry
Capricorn- shop
Leo- theater
Aries- kindergarten/preeschool
Taurus- special education
Cancer- programming/computers
Scorpio- geometry

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Posted by KinglyCrab

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by KinglyCrab
Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Earth sciences
Gemini: Geography
Cancer: Home ED/Business
Leo: Social Sciences/ Acting teacher? Not sure how this is called.
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Music Teacher
Scorpio: Literature Professor
Sag: Philosophy Teacher
Capicorn: Math Teacher
Aquarius: Science teacher
Picese: Art teacher

Why us as Capricorns have to be the bain of existence by teaching such a bad subject? Why do Cancers have to teach the better classes? Hey switch out with us.

But MATH IS AMAZING. ITS SHITTY teachers fault that math is hard and annoying. U love math. I've loved it since small age.

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I love science, just not math. The subjects got unbelievably harder after 7th grade. And even with help I was quick to forget after a day or two in high school. I just work at a public library now doing my favorite thing since it helps.

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Capricorn: Economics, History, Free Enterprise
Virgo: English Grammar
Aquarius: Chemistry
Cancer: Literature
Leo: Drama
Pisces: Band, Choir, Arrt
Scorpio: Biology
Taurus: Business
Libra: Elementary teacher
Aries: Athletics

Okay, I didn't put them in order, I just listed as I thought of stuff.

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Posted by Nevermore

Posted by KinglyCrab
Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Earth sciences
Gemini: Geography
Cancer: Home ED/Business
Leo: Social Sciences/ Acting teacher? Not sure how this is called.
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Music Teacher
Scorpio: Literature Professor
Sag: Philosophy Teacher
Capicorn: Math Teacher
Aquarius: Science teacher
Picese: Art teacher

Wait.. there's a few i would love to fixed

Aries: Gym teacher
Taurus: Economy/business
Gemini: Music Teacher
Cancer: Biology
Leo: Social science/acting class/drama(?)
Virgo: Librarian
Libra: Make-up course/history class (?)
Scorpio: Literature professor
Sag: Philosophy teacher
Capricorn: Math teacher
Aquarius: Astronomy/science teacher
Pisces: Art teacher

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Why do we get the worst one yet? I'd be ashamed of myself and everything else if I had a Capricorn son or daughter who turned into a math teacher.

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Ram: Sport Sciences
Taurus: Hospitality
Twins: Communication Technology
Crab: English
Leo: Theatre or Law
Virgo: Journalism
Leeb: Design or Fine Arts
Scorp: Forensic Psychology
Sag: Leisure and Tourism
Cap: Public Policy or Business
Aqua: Astronomy
Fish: Philosophy

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Math includes problem solving and logic, which are things you use every day of your life, so I'd say it's kinda useful...

Now, all we need are teachers who can make the students realise that, imo.

Just saying.