(Late) Halloween Costumes by Sign

TRICK OR TREATING BY SIGN


Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy.

Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town.

Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.

Ok, I was a Cancer this year lol

"Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again."

LOL...too exact!

"Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon."

I dont know...the ones I know LOVES one thing....Dressing in the most sexiest or craziest costumes.

"Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take."

For sure.

"Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first."

Yep, then pulls out a .40

" Yep, then pulls out a .40"

And shoots his own dick and leg. All the rest behind steps him over.