Sign draft/exchange

Is there anybody in particular you'd like to share your sign? Someone in particular you'd like to get rid of? This is the place for that.

I'd be willing, in the name of Scorpios, to exchange P. Diddy, Nelly, and Whoopie Goldberg(I am open to negotiation, if you'd like someone else, Voltaire for example).

So...Go!

(Mildly inspired by Aguaaqi)

Any Pisces willing to trade Cash in?

i would like to get rid of paris hilton,and i am ready to pay for it.haahaa

I'd take her in exchange for whoopie, if you'd throw Byron in.

no way,not giving byron though.

Alright, Pierluigi Collina(the guy in my avatar) and Paris in exchange for Whoopie. What do you say?

Alright, how about Hilary Clinton, who may very well be the next president of the US, in exchange for Peter Gabriel?

Alright, Pierluigi Collina(the guy in my avatar) and Paris in exchange for Whoopie. What do you say?

i know who he is

No Oprah! No Oprah!

(come on Notso, we gotta put a united front, Aquas can smell weakness)

"i know who he is"

Well, would you? Come on, the guy is practically one of the living dead, I'm doing you a favor!

haahaa
you two can fight alright😛

no,collina is fine,we like weirdos

Sylvia Plath is a total weirdo. You can get her at the low low price of one Pierluigi Collina.

we like the original stuff,collina stays,period.😛

Damn.:/

How 'bout this: Hillary Clinton, Sylvia Plath and Bill Gates(!) in exchange for Frederick the "Great".

"Fine then. Whadya say we put up Condee Rice in exchange for Hilton? Wynona Ryder?"

Cool, I don't mind getting rid of Rice(as long as it's not for Dick, that would be a regression).

no,i just agreed to keep hilton on the aquarius board,by majority decision😢

"We'll take Oprah and Elijah Wood, and give you Laura Bush."

LMAO Nice try...trying to pawn off the most useless first lady.

We keep Babe Ruth too.

"Whatever happens, Gates stays. I don't care how good the offer."

AQUAS DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING: come on, he's just another rich guy, Frederick is AWESOME, you don't get called "the Great" for no reason.

AQUAS CAN READ THE FOLLOWING:Though he was pretty terrible. That "great" stuff is all propaganda.

Fine what are you willing to give us for Ramakrishna The Great Mystic??

"Fine what are you willing to give us for Ramakrishna The Great Mystic??"

David Schwimmer?(sp?)

ewww, we dont want that FIRECROTCH notso.

Theres only room for one...Paris has that title.

Whose got lindsay Lohan?

Nah, Yama...throw something alot better in, you know aquas are a hot commodity.🙂

"Whose got lindsay Lohan?"

Cancer.

Damn, I wish that would've worked the other way around.😛

"Nah, Yama...throw something alot better in, you know aquas are a hot commodity."

Art Garfunkel. You're getting an awesome deal here.

Ok sold.

I'll Take Art and David...just to help you scorps out 😛😛

Im willing to give up Zsa Zsa and I'll throw in Jimmy Hoffa...

any takers??

I dont know John Travoolta plays a a big woman in Hairspray the movie...sooo I'll think about it.

Calvin Klein would go well with our very own Christian Dior...so we'll see.

Zsa Zsa was special in her day LOL ...think about it...she comes with alot of husbands, divorce money and jewels, kinda like Elizabeth Taylor with an accent.

Again, how 'bout Hillary Clinton for Peter Gabriel?

pffft, what would we do with Prince Charles....Im keeping Jordan.

Owww, notso, you're offering them PRINCE Charles?? That guy is royalty!

Well, I guess it's out of my hands now. I would have accept it if the Aquas would trade in some random athlete for him, and make a great deal.

Sigh.

Prince Charles is a little bitch, from what Ive heard.

No contest for multi millionaire, smug, and adulterer extraordinare Jordan.

We are going to infiltrate your camps, abduct your natives, and affix our already growing Dynasty. Your half-baked empire won't stand a chance. Watch, as it crumbles before you.

haahaa
the greatest joke.😛

Bring it On!

You can take Prince Charles and Schooles for Ayala.

"I don't think as a cap I want to trade."

All Caps must be traded.

Any Pisces willing to trade Cash in?

No deal.

And we're not giving up Einstein, Michelangelo, or Hedberg either (he's hilarious, btw) so you needn't bother 😛...they are much needed in the pisces camp to help in validating/explaining away our eccentricities and laziness.

But...we do have a really great offer for you in exchange for Voltaire and possibly Dostoevsky..We were thinking that Ivana Trump, Elizabeth Taylor, and/or Liza Manelli might be better suited for the Scorpion camp..or maybe Jerry Lewis, Lawrence Welk, Jimmy Swaggert or Ralph Nader..God, Im seeing an unsettling pattern here (why are 95% of all pisces annoying as hell?..and I hadn't even gotten to Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jon Bon Jovi, Drew Barrymore and Marrion Barry).

We're willing to give up Dick Cheney for Alan Greenspan??

"(he's hilarious, btw)"

Toldja.

"..or maybe Jerry Lewis, Lawrence Welk, Jimmy Swaggert or Ralph Nader..God"

We'll take him!

ok, only if you concede that god is a pisces.

Well, yeah, temporarily.

(After all, Pisces is the sign of illusion.😛)

You know, (and maybe it's just my pisces sensitivity showing through again), but while I found Hedberg's stuff hilarious as hell (his whimsical style and non-sequiters are totally piscean if that can be said), but I couldn't help but ultimately feel saddened watching him. You could see the vulnerable person in him every time he was on stage. I only just found out about him, but feel soo sorry he's gone.

Damn loophole,

I guess you always have to be careful around scorpios, you're all so devious

Now I'm going to be forever known as the person who sold out god..guess i'm probably next on the pisces chopping block

Any takers? lol.

"You know, (and maybe it's just my pisces sensitivity showing through again), but while I found Hedberg's stuff hilarious as hell (his whimsical style and non-sequiters are totally piscean if that can be said), but I couldn't help but ultimately feel saddened watching him. You could see the vulnerable person in him every time he was on stage. I only just found out about him, but feel soo sorry he's gone."

Yeah, I know what you mean. The guy couldn't help but let a grin creep in when he managed to make people laugh, like a kid. It was very endearing. Which of course makes it all much sadder.

"Damn loophole,

I guess you always have to be careful around scorpios, you're all so devious"

😭
(if you'll need be I'll in the corner, sobbing).

"Now I'm going to be forever known as the person who sold out god..guess i'm probably next on the pisces chopping block"

The poor man's Judas.😛

Dick Cheney for Alan Greenspan

No..we'll take Paris over Cheney any day..I think, I have to check on that..I've recently been demoted after trading god for prince charles [runs off to consult with other pisces]

hmm can't think of any famous pisceans i want to get rid of..*they're all pretty chill! 😉