Signs car jokes

Aries: Something fast... and red!
Taurus: A volvo
Gemini: Car? you mean two cars.
Cancer: A family car
Leo: A limo.. with a chauffeur
Virgo: An economic car. Virgo will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone everywhere.
Libra: Will not be able to make a choice and will end up riding with friends.
Scoprio: something in a dark color.. fumed windows. No one will know what it looks like inside
Sagiattrius: What car? The Sag is on a plane right now.
Capricorn: A mercedes benz..
Aquarius: The waterbearer takes buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people.
Pisces: Doesn't matter. Pisces will always be too stoned to remembe

LOL @Cancer and Aqua transportation

Posted by Summer Bear
U find some good stuff fam. good thread. The pisces one was the best. Haha!

thanks homie u kno how i do keeping trillz lol

ur not joking about the libra! i remember my libra ex seriously sweated it out and lost sleep for 3 days straight over this mercedes he wanted to buy. he eventually bought it but i'd never seen him so stressed out over a decision before. i told him he was not to buy another car while with me.

shit. I drive a volvo!