Short version of a Halloween party with the signs as the attendants! Yes I am totally stereotyping, of course! 😉 Feel free to add/love/hate, what have you. Catch the long version on youtube.
Aries - Ejected early for fighting. Fucker took off with the beer tap too. His large horned devil costume was seriously the shit though.
Taurus - Shows up drunk. First to pass out after devouring everything in sight. (grab the markers)
Gemini - Doing Elaine's dance (from Seinfeld). Breaks in conversation coming only from the shooters everyone is giving her.
Cancer - Only showed up to find her partner for life. Takes care of everyone instead, and leaves heartbroken (again)
Leo - In the center of everything. Shows up in a lion costume.... Really Leo?
Virgo - He is the one who noticed Aries took off with the beer tap
Libra - Shows up late, leaves early since the attention she's getting was just "too much."
Scorpio - Dressed as a succubus. There one moment, gone the next. "Hey Virgo. What happened to Scorpio?" "Umm... she was eyeballing Libra all night. So I think you know where she is."
Sagittarius - Gets another tap. Goes streaking after losing horribly at beer pong thinking he won.
Capricorn - Without question the host of this whole thing. Knows who she is not inviting next year.
Aquarius - Shows up without a costume. He ponders the meaning of Halloween on a very deep level until finally drunk enough to enjoy the party. Then enjoys it a little 'too' much.
Pisces - Shows up in an ultra-feminine water fairy costume, which really just looks like one of her regular outfits with a few subtractions, and hands out the ecstasy to everyone.
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i have leo sun aries moon and sag rising. thats triple the fire does anyone else have a triple water or air or earth or even fire? if so how do you handle all the energy?
Let me apologize in advance for the click bait topic. I'm smart enough to know all signs can be unfaithful to their partners. With that said, let us instead discuss what behaviour would most likely make your sign stray from a relationship. For example,
Example, Aries - head, picture a giant with his hand on Aries' head, what moves is everything, the whole body. Thats why they're physically strongest. Now imagine a giant has a Taurus by the neck, he can't talk, can't move he looks around, very Taurean
Hi, I have a cancer sun and a Leo retrograde mercury in my 10th house (career, life goals, etc). Any ideas for a career field that'd work well in? Here is my whole chart:
...least likely to be a train wreck in relationships. Go on, share your opinions. Mainly focused on romantic relationships, but friendships, etc can be thrown in too. So which sign is most competent in dealing with these things?
If you let astro.com draw your chart including theArabic Parts, there you see the Lot of Nemesis in the chart. For those who want to calculate it by themselves it is [Day] Lot = Ascendant + Fortune - Saturn [Night] Lot = Ascendant + Saturn - Fort
Why do you keep asking questions when you don't take the time or effort to answer the previous ones? Nothing ever gets solved, you always end up discussing this awesome person you have sex with or the new song of some young dumb artist. There's never
Feel free to add/love/hate, what have you. Catch the long version on youtube.
Aries - Ejected early for fighting. Fucker took off with the beer tap too. His large horned devil costume was seriously the shit though.
Taurus - Shows up drunk. First to pass out after devouring everything in sight. (grab the markers)
Gemini - Doing Elaine's dance (from Seinfeld). Breaks in conversation coming only from the shooters everyone is giving her.
Cancer - Only showed up to find her partner for life. Takes care of everyone instead, and leaves heartbroken (again)
Leo - In the center of everything. Shows up in a lion costume.... Really Leo?
Virgo - He is the one who noticed Aries took off with the beer tap
Libra - Shows up late, leaves early since the attention she's getting was just "too much."
Scorpio - Dressed as a succubus. There one moment, gone the next. "Hey Virgo. What happened to Scorpio?" "Umm... she was eyeballing Libra all night. So I think you know where she is."
Sagittarius - Gets another tap. Goes streaking after losing horribly at beer pong thinking he won.
Capricorn - Without question the host of this whole thing. Knows who she is not inviting next year.
Aquarius - Shows up without a costume. He ponders the meaning of Halloween on a very deep level until finally drunk enough to enjoy the party. Then enjoys it a little 'too' much.
Pisces - Shows up in an ultra-feminine water fairy costume, which really just looks like one of her regular outfits with a few subtractions, and hands out the ecstasy to everyone.