The User Below Me...

Alright here is how this will go.
Write down a situation (any type, silly, serious, odd, boring, etc) for the user below to be in.
Once they reply to the situation set for them, they'll write on down for the next person.

Got it? Good. 😄
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Situation #000: TPB(The poster below) is being hit on by the following:
- A dude in a clown suit trying to you in his clown car
- A female mime pantomiming what she'd do to you alone
- A robot that wants you to teach it what love is.
- and... the ghost of ScorpioFish

They'll have Scorpio Venus fyi.

OMG these are too creepy. I just imagined an obsessed clown coming out of his car in a dark alley, holding a knife with tear smudged eye makeup. A crazy mime hand gesturing, making Undertaker's "slit throat" sign through the window at night. Shudders.

I'm not playing yet. Just saying.

Posted by PVandJellay
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Next situation:
You're short on rent money. You've been offered four possible jobs:

1. Be the getaway driver for a bank heist involving fellow dxp members...but you can't pick the team.

2. Strip tease for Duncan. Note he will be hidden behind a curtain where you can't see him.

3. Have sex with atleast one dxp virgin...most likely a male. 😄

3. Assassinate atleast one dxp member. Your choice as to who, but the prize is higher if you choose someone annoying.

1 is risky cause I might get cancer, they get caught too often for crimes.
2 is safe and boring.
3 ...what kind of sex? Can I buy them a hooker or toy and call it a night?
4...tempting.

I pick 2 since I know nothing is coming from that cept maybe puking.

Next Situation:
You have to do the following with one of the boards:
- Fire Boards: Stroke their egos. ALL of them.
- Earth Boards: Teach them what love is.
- Air Boards: Shut them up with your mouth. Again, all of them.
- Water Boards: Help them drown the other three boards.

Posted by starlover
Cant be bothered to play the game but will take advantage of a DXP virgin....your first Sir Horns, after all
our moons conjunct and that is a good start

lol

Uhhh...-checks- My papers say I'm a sky diving sex virgin. You down with that? Our Moons can cuddle during and after. 😄