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General Characteristics of the Personality

The Moon is very inconstant, it changes its phases 4 times during one cycle (28 days) making her children very emotional, sensual people that tend to follow their moods. When in a positive moon cycle, they look just like the "little girl that had a little curl in the middle of her forehead: when she was good, she was very, very good, when she was bad, she was horrid".
Cancers are very shy and more afraid of being denied than all other signs put together. However, they are the same ambitious as Capricorns, their astrological opposite. But unlike Capricorns, they never choose the direct way to success. They move slowly, advancing inch by inch to the desired object to grasp it unexpectedly and never let it go. The Moon rules the woman that is why the Cancer-born women feel completely at ease and the Cancer-born men, whether manly enough or not, have many qualities of a female character. Cancer-born men are not so aggressive in love life as those born under other signs, but often wear a pretty mask of innocence to have the woman make the first step.
However, do not be consider this sign to be weak and indecisive. The USA were born under the sign of Cancer, as well as New York with its Wall Street, the financial capital of the world. Comparing Cancers with the US, we may see that both can use money as a means of controlling the situation: this country has financial connections with practically every country in the world.
Cancer is a comfort-loving sign. It rules the Fourth House of the Horoscope, which is why the house and different household things are very important to the Cancer-born. It is in their nature to get a safe place first, and only then start acting. Cancer rules the stomach, which explains why New York has such a great number of cafes and restaurants.
Cancers are very suspicious and rarely show their inner "self" both in love and business affairs if they are not self-confident enough.
Cancer is a very deep sign. Cancers tend to be true to the ideals of their youth and often feel nostalgia for the past, particularly, for their childhood. It's not uncommon that men born under the sign of Cancer live at home with their mothers longer than anyone else.
A Cancer needs sympathy of people he or she is talking to, they simply cannot stand sarcasm or severe critics, whether they deserve it or not.
Although Cancers love their home, they also like traveling, especia

they also like traveling, especially, going on sea voyages.
If a Cancer-born person flows into a rage, (which is quite rare), he or she may occasionally use violence. The Moon rules all liquids, so the Cancers ought to be careful about drinking too much alcohol.
Positive, accomplished types of a Cancer may be loyal, and many of them are true patriots of their countries. They may also be romantic and self-denying. Thanks to the strong instinct of self-protection, Cancers have a great potential of a finance genius.

Psycho sexual Characteristics

Cancer-born people are most chaotic in their affairs. Their moods are changeable, and all of a sudden they find themselves in tissue of sexual intrigues. However, if they really love someone, there is nothing in the world that they wouldn't do to please the object of their affection. The Cancers accept all forms of a sexual intercourse. Women born under the sign of Cancer like to treat men motherlike. Cancer rules the breast, and those born under this sign find this part especially exciting. Men-Cancers are attracted to older women of a motherly type. The Cancers have a great control over the sexual functions, and they are capable of doing it long and intensively. Both men and women born under this sign like to be caressed.
Cancer-born women like to play the role of a little innocent girl taken by a regular immoral man, although in fact they feel a special erotic excitement pretending to lose virginity.
Cancer is the sign of extremely shy people, however, in some cases, the Cancers go to another extreme in sexual relationships and play an aggressive, dominating part, sometimes getting sadistic, verbally and physically.

Non-sexual Moves

The Cancers are masters of non-sexual moves. They demand of their partners abiding by strict rules, which they hardly ever follow themselves. No other sign ever displays such a false virtue, loyalty, sensitivity and hurt feelings like the Cancers do, especially when the fault is entirely theirs. What a heart-tearing mask they wear (these sad wet eyes)! Like a little boy, hurt and insulted.
A Cancer devotes a lot of time for making a nice, comfortable home, and searching for a true husband or wife, but once he or she gets it all, they start to indulge in lust, trying to find a suitable moral justification for themselves here.
A Cancer-born woman makes a self-indulgent wife that irritates her husband asking him to buy expensive things. A Cancer-born man is a bragging husband that never forgets to remind his wife about the price of the luxurious things he bought her.
Being very materialistic by nature, the Cancers usually buy their husbands or wives expensive presents after each family fight.
A Cancer-born husband feels very guilty returning from another so-called "business trip" and always brings an expensive present for her. A Cancer-born guilty wife has a pretty good time with a good-looking TV-mechanic while her husband is on a business trip. He comes back to find that she has tidied up the house, prepared his favorite dish, done her hair at the barber's and now welcomes him at the threshold, hugging and kissing, and smiling innocently. Those born under the sign of Cancer are always winning in the game of non-sexual moves.

How to Satisfy Cancer

Let them feel forever young! The Cancers deify youth. They make a huge percentage among owners of barber's and various beauty shops in the USA (followed by those born under the signs of Libra and Leo). Now that we have also "barber's for men" apart from women's beauty shops, many Cancer-born men have their hair dyed and done and their face massaged once or twice a month, and take a special care of skin.
The only way for the Cancer-born to control sexual attraction and remain faithful is to be in a situation that makes it impossible: at work, at a conference, at a hospital, or in the embrace of their lovers or wives.

Negative Qualities

The Cancers are victims of fear and anxiety. They must learn to overstep the marks, that is the regulations they set for themselves. They shouldn't live in the past childhood. What they need, is to make an effort and act according to their age. They ought to be careful about drinking and eating in excess. They should also learn to bear criticism and control their moods.
A huge flaw of the Cancers is their fear to enter in a conversation or undertake something if they are not completely sure that they won't win. They cannot be "driven into a corner" even if they did something wrong. They would rather prefer to lie than accept punishment for their sins.

Love Economics

A Cancer is a sly merchant in love: completely materialistic, one step ahead of all other astrological signs as far as love economics is concerned. The Cancer-born work hard to buy a new car or a house in the country and get a 3-weeks' holiday every year to come over there, hardly ever alone. They always try to set a trap to catch a beauty queen.
We should probably add here, that the Cancers may use two kinds of love economy. The first one is about looking for an older lover. They grow attached to their older lovers, especially when they shower on them gifts, not just things. Since the Cancers adore this part of a young, inexperienced beginner, they like to obey the experienced teacher, which considers their interests and patronizes them. If they by any chance never marry these teachers, they still keep up this relationship for a long time or, at least, as long as they need it. But if they do marry them, it seldom lasts for long, especially after 35. It is the critical age of all Cancer-born people. According to the calculations, very few Cancers life with one and the same partner after 35.
The other type is used by the Cancers of an older age. Normally, by this time they have acquired certain stability in their financial affairs. They suddenly change their previous attitude and find themselves young lovers. They buy them presents and share the wisdom of an experienced person with them. If they Cancers do not divorce after 35, it is not out of faithfulness. Their married life merely means comfort and stability for them.

Till 29.5 they must look for the best partners among those born under the sings of Scorpio and Pisces. These 3 water signs demand close, deep, passionate and emotional relationships. After 29.5 The Cancers usually start to grow more mature and realize their true worth, becoming more liberal and less cautious. At this time they are compatible with the energetic signs of Gemini and Virgo. These 2 Mercury-ruled signs have more of the youthful energy and do not think it humiliating to accept signs of affection, including presents from the Cancers in their thirties. .
After 41.5 The Cancers are supposed to have grown mature enough and have acquired the self-control the used to lack (hopefully they will also manage to overcome their excessive sentimentalism). Then they may be compatible with the Capricorns, a highly organized and partly intellectual sign that is ready to share its ambitions and power with the mature Cancer.

In early life the mark is "bad". The only exception is the case when a Cancer stays at home a bit too long under the control of one of the parents, usually, the mother, and in this way, the behavior of a Cancer-born is controlled not by the Cancer himself but by someone else. In married life the mark is still "bad", unless Cancers work together with their partners: then they see each other all the time. The best loyalty period for the Cancers is when they are young and inexperienced or after 35, when they are already tired of their rather chaotic love life and don't mind being faithful for a change. The Cancers can also be faithful to their lover when these offer comfort and luxury. But that's what any sign would accept in our pragmatic times!

Programming Skills

The thinking type, Cancers are perfect in creating the architecture of program complexes. Being a bit too far from reality, they often have conflicts working in a team and should work on their own.
They tend to be skeptical about new languages of programming, as well as about new software
Recommended program languages - FORTRAN, BASIC.
Working on a PC, Cancers never seek material benefit and are perfectly satisfied with just diligent work.

Questions to Cancer-born

Why are you lying all the time, making others believe you?
Why do you keep having affairs when you already have a family, an ideal lover, husband or wife?
When will you start to feel guilty for your mistakes?
When will you learn to be more energetic in your spiritual life?
Why are you so egocentric and self-conceited?
Why do you always make others suffer when you are in a bad mood?
And, finally, why did the stars make you such a pretended ideal lover, husband or wife?

Some stuff is very accurate! O_O as for me until they said scrops and pisces are best matches, eh.... i don't know about that for me. I rather have Leo or Taurus.

So it was all just pretend....yeah thats what I try to tell myself. Cancers make great "pretend" lovers. They're so passionate. I wish they were as stable as they are passionate.

eh, the cancer that's after me seems to go for the fiery, feisty ones. i wonder if it has anything to do with him having leo in mercury and venus...

Posted by SweetestFatale
So it was all just pretend....yeah thats what I try to tell myself. Cancers make great "pretend" lovers. They're so passionate. I wish they were as stable as they are passionate.

Did you use to date a cancer?

Posted by moon_eyes
so why post this on a cancer board?lol

Luv the new pic, very mysterious...