@ZenBear
14 YearsCancer
Zen are you drunk posting? 😄
I've only gone beyond tipsy into funky drunk once and I'm cured!
of the cancers I know, all but one either don't drink or have complete control over how much they drink and their words and actions as an effect of the alcohol they consume. ONE cancer has no shame in drunk texting me, four years of this. Lately he texts me to tell me it is about to happen, and he in is the process of hiding his phone before diarrhea of the mouth takes over, hopefully, being able to find his phone later. I forgot. The crab I am seeing now surprised with a mini strip tease, too, he hasn't had a drop of alcohol in front of me since. hahaha
Posted by Lady Aries
of the cancers I know, all but one either don't drink or have complete control over how much they drink and their words and actions as an effect of the alcohol they consume. ONE cancer has no shame in drunk texting me, four years of this. Lately he texts me to tell me it is about to happen, and he in is the process of hiding his phone before diarrhea of the mouth takes over, hopefully, being able to find his phone later. I forgot. The crab I am seeing now surprised with a mini strip tease, too, he hasn't had a drop of alcohol in front of me since. hahaha
Rofl! Now that sounds like a fun night! ;D
Ya, I'm always very much in control when I drink. I can still keep my tongue in check and I never lose my balance. Drunk sparring is a staple party game for me and my karate buddies lol.
NOT CUTE!
I am a party machine, and I also want to hug. I talk a lot, I laugh a lot, sometimes I snort. Sexy huh...😛
somewhere somebody has pictures of my laying naked in a field clutching a empty bottle of patron....i better never get famous for anything....id get sold out in a heart beat..
I have promised myself not to drink to get drunk anymore since my last birthday. In the past my behaviour while drunk has largely been dictated by my mood when I started drinking. I have been happy and funny, dark and angry, violent when I was very young, amorous (😛) and downright nasty. However I was always smart enough never to be photographed when drunk and never did anything foolish. 😉
oh im smart enough...just not sober enough...and i dont think i would care anyway....id be like ..yep thats me.
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What are you like when you're drunk?
I admit that I'm a bit drunk myself right now (don't judge me 😛). I tend to get more open about things, more talkative and out of my own head, which is great for socializing! I'm still me, just without the shell I normally hide behind...
I know everyone gets less inhibited... but for Cancers that's kind of a big deal! We're normally so guarded all the time... what's your experience like?
*I'm a happy drunk! How about you?