Everyone vs Cancers

Guys you have a rouge starting shit your board will have to finish at this rate.
I thought you guys were peaceful folk who just wanted to love, be !over and left alone when needed.

The cardinal war was one thing, but now fixed signs are being mentioned.

Are any other Crabs that war hungry or is it just your unofficial firebrand?

Im no one to give an opinion here but dude get a life...

Wars— How old are you? I though you cappys have bunch of work to take care of... Dont you?

harharhar

Purge your @ss

Posted by Moonbutter
Purge your @ss

Lmaooooo

Posted by fullwaterpisces
Im no one to give an opinion here but dude get a life...

Wars— How old are you? I though you cappys have bunch of work to take care of... Dont you?

Already got one thanks.
It was a joke. Multitasking. Finally, at this thread isn't another relationship thread the crabs are flooded with.

Ok, let's start shit and party!

I don't believe I have ever seen a "fat" crab...and what? You as an aqua just float away in your hot 'airhead' balloon?

umm ok...sounds like someone needs to visit the crab shack and get their snack'n on

Posted by KVZZMIR11
You just steam Cancer whole and remove the outer shell, remove the lungs, and cut open the rest to get at the meat.

I have this sneaky feeling you're trying to provoke us...

Either that or you're just hungry

Geez... And this sounds like a bunch of nerds playing one of those stupid computer role games... Wars of something... Cappy there is life outside...

I love cappys (the sexy horny ones interested in sex kind)... i hate jerky nerds

CrabRiot, I think u are right he is hungry for some tasty crab meat. EAT ME You fucking pussy 😄

Posted by fullwaterpisces
Geez... And this sounds like a bunch of nerds playing one of those stupid computer role games... Wars of something... Cappy there is life outside...

I love cappys (the sexy horny ones interested in sex kind)... i hate jerky nerds

Wifi exists you know. Gaming/Chatting on the fly! Cept on Planes...but. the airport is fair game!

Good thing you're into crabs? Nerds are hot now a days but to each there own.
As for the sex bit,...hahahahaha.
Don't think you keep up with me. Nice to offer though! 😄

Posted by Moonbutter
CrabRiot, I think u are right he is hungry for some tasty crab meat. EAT ME You fucking pussy 😄

Dwflllllll

Flustered Crabs are adorable.

Sir Horns you are a trouble maker
...but an adorable one unfortunately
and I can't fight cute

**hugs to you**

Now go about ya business...

SirHorns, on behalf the rest of the crabettes I welcome you to ocean play anytime 😉

Posted by crabRiot
Sir Horns you are a trouble maker
...but an adorable one unfortunately
and I can't fight cute

**hugs to you**

Now go about ya business...

I AM NOT CUTE-
...
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I was hugged by a Cancer! I feel so warm and safe....HEYNOW!
*coughs*
If I leaved you all just be back in relationship purgatory! Just the same old questions on endless repeat! Its almost like hell, minus the fire! Come now, would relationship hell be more preferable then having a goat of all signs come around to spice things up?

Pfft, what's the worst I could do? Teach you all how to do taxes or share coupons so you can save a dollar on toilet paper?

This goat is wearing me out with his chattiness
I need reinforcements..

....I can't

Scuttles away FAR

Posted by Arielle83
I'm eating a soft shelled crab kebab right now yummmm

Cannibal?
...curious, is it true you gain their strength and courage if you devour therm?

Posted by Moonbutter
SirHorns, on behalf the rest of the crabettes I welcome you to ocean play anytime 😉

http://i.imgur.com/Xgl5UPr' title=''>
I'm sure we can have a lot of fun together ~

You bet your hott sweaty arse we would

See thats the kind of horny goats i like 😉

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by fullwaterpisces
Geez... And this sounds like a bunch of nerds playing one of those stupid computer role games... Wars of something... Cappy there is life outside...

I love cappys (the sexy horny ones interested in sex kind)... i hate jerky nerds

As for the sex bit,...hahahahaha.
Don't think you keep up with me. Nice to offer though! 😄

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Not offering anything tho... But that was the same thing my horny goat told me when we meet and he keeps coming back for more...

Posted by KVZZMIR11
Fat crabs.

You just crack them open and eat the meat.

We all know how much you love our meat. lol

Posted by SirHorns
Guys you have a rouge starting shit your board will have to finish at this rate.
I thought you guys were peaceful folk who just wanted to love, be !over and left alone when needed.

The cardinal war was one thing, but now fixed signs are being mentioned.

Are any other Crabs that war hungry or is it just your unofficial firebrand?

I'm in the mood for a good rumble! Maybe we should make it an element war. By the way, the tea and cake were delightful, you looked smashing in your white gloves, and I rather enjoyed the dancing. Are we still set for that dinner function on the yacht?

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns
Guys you have a rouge starting shit your board will have to finish at this rate.
I thought you guys were peaceful folk who just wanted to love, be !over and left alone when needed.

The cardinal war was one thing, but now fixed signs are being mentioned.

Are any other Crabs that war hungry or is it just your unofficial firebrand?

I'm in the mood for a good rumble! Maybe we should make it an element war. By the way, the tea and cake were delightful, you looked smashing in your white gloves, and I rather enjoyed the dancing. Are we still set for that dinner function on the yacht?

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Oh snap, that sounds like a grand idea! It was a pleasure, smashingly charming party as aslways! Your hair looked glorious darling. As for dinner, yes!

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Meh!Sounds like a wanna be crab! Dont even understand why start a war. Is there money involved? Food? Women? Sighhhh. Ah well. Well cheers for him if he won the internet.

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns
Guys you have a rouge starting shit your board will have to finish at this rate.
I thought you guys were peaceful folk who just wanted to love, be !over and left alone when needed.

The cardinal war was one thing, but now fixed signs are being mentioned.

Are any other Crabs that war hungry or is it just your unofficial firebrand?

I'm in the mood for a good rumble! Maybe we should make it an element war. By the way, the tea and cake were delightful, you looked smashing in your white gloves, and I rather enjoyed the dancing. Are we still set for that dinner function on the yacht?

Oh snap, that sounds like a grand idea! It was a pleasure, smashingly charming party as aslways! Your hair looked glorious darling. As for dinner, yes!

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Thank you, and I should assume you'll be picking me up in grand style, as usual?

This sounds spectacular...care to make it a 'ahem' threesome?

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns
Guys you have a rouge starting shit your board will have to finish at this rate.
I thought you guys were peaceful folk who just wanted to love, be !over and left alone when needed.

The cardinal war was one thing, but now fixed signs are being mentioned.

Are any other Crabs that war hungry or is it just your unofficial firebrand?

I'm in the mood for a good rumble! Maybe we should make it an element war. By the way, the tea and cake were delightful, you looked smashing in your white gloves, and I rather enjoyed the dancing. Are we still set for that dinner function on the yacht?

Oh snap, that sounds like a grand idea! It was a pleasure, smashingly charming party as aslways! Your hair looked glorious darling. As for dinner, yes!

Thank you, and I should assume you'll be picking me up in grand style, as usual?

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Naturally! We'll show those Leos and Leebs what a stylish enterance is all about.
With an above it all attitude to emphasize our glory!

Can't we have a giant party instead?

Posted by kissmygrits
Can't we have a giant party instead?

That depends.
What kind of party favors will there be besides hot single people?

Posted by TachiMichi
my only issue with
the crabs is one
single problem.
stihl. he is one
of your own, and
he swears that a
scorpio female is
always ruining his
life.

yet, he continues
to let her inside of
his life. the main
issue is he keeps on
flooding our scorpio
board with the SAME
issue constantly as
time continues to go.
if he wants advice on
dealing with another
sign, as a cancer, why
doesn't he inquire his
fellow crabs instead of
scorpio board? we all do
hate him because he sings
the same old song instead
of manning up. we think he
is trolling, but he insists
he is not. you crabs have let
one loose and you need to get
him.

MoonArtist and the rest of us have already agreed he is not a Cancer, he's a Virgo. lol

Posted by CancerrifiC

Posted by TachiMichi
my only issue with
the crabs is one
single problem.
stihl. he is one
of your own, and
he swears that a
scorpio female is
always ruining his
life.

yet, he continues
to let her inside of
his life. the main
issue is he keeps on
flooding our scorpio
board with the SAME
issue constantly as
time continues to go.
if he wants advice on
dealing with another
sign, as a cancer, why
doesn't he inquire his
fellow crabs instead of
scorpio board? we all do
hate him because he sings
the same old song instead
of manning up. we think he
is trolling, but he insists
he is not. you crabs have let
one loose and you need to get
him.

MoonArtist and the rest of us have already agreed he is not a Cancer, he's a Virgo. lol

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Yep!! Cancer might sit back and take notes of how someone is behaving, and it takes longer to make the decision if we love that person, but eventually it gets clear that someone is toxic, and that's when we're done. No going back, not fixing it, no second chances. Stihl isn't cancer, he's a narc. I'm willing to bet his story is a very warped version of what's actually happening. Plus, he talks too much about how much he thinks the scorpio gal wants him, how all women react to him that way. ~eyeroll~ He's just a trumped up ego maniac with Napoleon syndrome.

Posted by CancerrifiC

Posted by TachiMichi
my only issue with
the crabs is one
single problem.
stihl. he is one
of your own, and
he swears that a
scorpio female is
always ruining his
life.

yet, he continues
to let her inside of
his life. the main
issue is he keeps on
flooding our scorpio
board with the SAME
issue constantly as
time continues to go.
if he wants advice on
dealing with another
sign, as a cancer, why
doesn't he inquire his
fellow crabs instead of
scorpio board? we all do
hate him because he sings
the same old song instead
of manning up. we think he
is trolling, but he insists
he is not. you crabs have let
one loose and you need to get
him.

MoonArtist and the rest of us have already agreed he is not a Cancer, he's a Virgo. lol

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Sorry, no. The delusion hits too close to the sea 😉

Another scattered brained obsessed Capricorn?

Ugh, if only they could delete a zodiac sign..

Posted by prettyladii
Ugh, if only they could delete a zodiac sign..

Did a goat break your heart or something?
Hmmm...do wonder now what a world without Capricorns would be like.