Happy New Year Crabs!

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by Karka on Tuesday, December 31, 2013 and has 7 replies.

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@Karka
13 YearsCancer

Happy New Year my fellow Cancerians! I wish you all well and much joy this year to come. I don't know any one of you but i love all of you as fellow crabs. Together we are family. Much joy 2014! 😄

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12 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by xMoonMan

Posted by MoonArtist
rofl...damn, there's no men to be taken advantage of! Do vibrators count?

Yes, anything counts when you only have 35 minutes left!
If you can't find a man or a vibrator, your hand becomes your best friend.
Kind of like a friend with benefits

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Plus you never have to worry that your hand won't know what to do to get the job done. Win/win!