Hypothetically Speaking or Truth Be Told

Hypothetically Speaking or Truth Be Told

...since we have a reputation of being crazy as hell...

Would you ever pull a Bridget Jones and chase down your Mark Darcy in the snow wearing a thin sweater and tiger skin-print underwear?

What kind of crazy, ridiculous, you-must-be-a-cancer shit have you done under the influence of love? Or scared you might be capable of? 😉

For non-crabs looking to put their two cents in, tell us one of your "I once dated a crab who...." story. If its mean, it better be funny. 😐

During a particularly dark period of my life as a very young and totally fucked up victim of domestic violence induced Stockholm syndrome with literally zero interest in leaving I once remarked to my husband "You know I'm genuinely relieved you're not a Paul Bernardo kind of guy because I feel like I could easily be your Karla Homolka if you insisted I be. I understand why she did what he wanted and if you told me to accompany you on a horrible spree of violence and chaos I'd probably do it. Not because I particularly want to hurt anyone but because I would do literally ANYTHING you want me to do."

https://darkerinthelight.wordpress.com/

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
During a particularly dark period of my life as a very young and totally fucked up victim of domestic violence induced Stockholm syndrome with literally zero interest in leaving I once remarked to my husband "You know I'm genuinely relieved you're not a Paul Bernardo kind of guy because I feel like I could easily be your Karla Homolka if you insisted I be. I understand why she did what he wanted and if you told me to accompany you on a horrible spree of violence and chaos I'd probably do it. Not because I particularly want to hurt anyone but because I would do literally ANYTHING you want me to do."

https://darkerinthelight.wordpress.com/

I wonder if at the time you really meant it. How long did it take for you to come out of that?

Posted by Kim31

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
During a particularly dark period of my life as a very young and totally fucked up victim of domestic violence induced Stockholm syndrome with literally zero interest in leaving I once remarked to my husband "You know I'm genuinely relieved you're not a Paul Bernardo kind of guy because I feel like I could easily be your Karla Homolka if you insisted I be. I understand why she did what he wanted and if you told me to accompany you on a horrible spree of violence and chaos I'd probably do it. Not because I particularly want to hurt anyone but because I would do literally ANYTHING you want me to do."

https://darkerinthelight.wordpress.com/

I wonder if at the time you really meant it. How long did it take for you to come out of that?

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I think I really meant it.
Even at the time I would mentally note how strange it was to know I was "that girl" and for that to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.

TBH the relationship ended when he left me, I wouldn't have left. I tried once and lets just say it ended in such a way that I would not have dared try again.

I spent seven years single/celibate after that relationship finding myself, and rebuilding my self from the bottom up. I was scared for several years afterwards that he would try and get back with me because I knew I wouldn't say no.

Today if I had the chance, I'd cut off his dick and feed it to him. Him or any other man who tried to lay a hand on me.

I'm sorry anyone messed with you that way, CLD. I can't think of anything to say that wouldn't be illegal!!!

No one else is sharing and Where's The Beef is hiding is so I guess I'm up next....

The craziest thing I've done is the thing I'm about to do! Packing up and shipping out to be close to the man I love.

And yes, I would definitely run through the snowy streets in my undies to catch him. 😄

Posted by Kim31
I can't think of anything to say that wouldn't be illegal!!!

hahaha exactly.
I'm at that point with it, where I can actually be thankful for it, because it made me stronger in the long run. I wouldn't be who I am if it had never happened.

and yes I've moved for a lover before too, I'd totally run in snow in my undies lol. hell I'd do that just cause it's a wednesday.