Unusual Crab Stories

Share the unusual stories you might have.
All Crabs have them, and there is usually a humorous element.

Unusual stories from my life? Can I post? I'm a Virgo. 😄

I have lots of stories with friends and family behaving like typical star signs.

To showcase the earth sign mentality: 😄

First thing I need to mention - An earth sign will quickly assess a situation and the environment and they will find the easiest solution for it. I have a story for this:

When I was younger,..6 or 7 years..I went with my mother to the seaside. She went swimming and never came back..she always came back after one hour because she liked swimming far away. I concluded she must have drowned, looked for a lifeguard, didn't find one. I didn't panic at all, gathered all the towels and other stuff from the beach and went to the hotel. I asked the receptionist to allow me to call my dad, because no one was using cell phones at that point. Told him what happened, told him I will go up to the room and gather our luggage, check out from the hotel and go to the train station with the money I have left. He told me to stay put in the room and he'll come with the first train in the evening.

I remember staying in that room and figuring out the odds - will her body wash ashore? How much will the burial cost? Do we have enough money for that? My parents were struggling financially so that's what was going through my mind the most. My mom came back after 3 more hours. To this day she thinks I am a sociopath. My dad understood my reasoning perfectly.

Posted by Damnata
Unusual stories from my life? Can I post? I'm a Virgo. 😄

By all means do so..

Posted by Damnata
I have lots of stories with friends and family behaving like typical star signs.

To showcase the earth sign mentality: 😄

First thing I need to mention - An earth sign will quickly assess a situation and the environment and they will find the easiest solution for it. I have a story for this:

When I was younger,..6 or 7 years..I went with my mother to the seaside. She went swimming and never came back..she always came back after one hour because she liked swimming far away. I concluded she must have drowned, looked for a lifeguard, didn't find one. I didn't panic at all, gathered all the towels and other stuff from the beach and went to the hotel. I asked the receptionist to allow me to call my dad, because no one was using cell phones at that point. Told him what happened, told him I will go up to the room and gather our luggage, check out from the hotel and go to the train station with the money I have left. He told me to stay put in the room and he'll come with the first train in the evening.

I remember staying in that room and figuring out the odds - will her body wash ashore? How much will the burial cost? Do we have enough money for that? My parents were struggling financially so that's what was going through my mind the most. My mom came back after 3 more hours. To this day she thinks I am a sociopath. My dad understood my reasoning perfectly.

Now that is crazy, lol. Good story.

Another one 😄. I kept posting these on a lot of boards but I'll probably end up gathering all here.

This Christmas I got a call from my maternal Scorpio grandmother. She told me she bought a marble cross for me, with an encassed black and white photo of me and the date of birth. Only thing missing is the date of death. She's also looking for some nice coffin for me.

That woman will not go down until everyone in this family has a coffin and a cross at hand.

How much Scorpio you asked?

Sun Scorpio
Moon Scorpio
Mercury Scorpio
Venus Scorpio

...and a Mars in Virgo to make sure all the coffins and crosses are of superior quality.

lol Damnata, that honestly made me laugh. Reminds me of something my sis did when she was 2. She's an Aqua and we were at my dad's lab. She couldn't find anyone so she got out of the building and started walking home, which was 10 min. drive away. My mom found her about blocks away headed for the freeway. She wasn't upset or crying, just determined.

Posted by Damnata
Another one 😄. I kept posting these on a lot of boards but I'll probably end up gathering all here.

This Christmas I got a call from my maternal Scorpio grandmother. She told me she bought a marble cross for me, with an encassed black and white photo of me and the date of birth. Only thing missing is the date of death. She's also looking for some nice coffin for me.

That woman will not go down until everyone in this family has a coffin and a cross at hand.

How much Scorpio you asked?

Sun Scorpio
Moon Scorpio
Mercury Scorpio
Venus Scorpio

...and a Mars in Virgo to make sure all the coffins and crosses are of superior quality.

Well, on the bright side, at least she has all her families' futures in mind...

Posted by xdimplez
ill share.

my crab man has this uncanny ability to call me right when im on the toilet taking a poop.

true story.

^^^^^hahah! very opportune

Damn you people are private. 22 hours and no new stories.

2 years ago I was involved in promoting a Romanian movie. I got a lot of invitations to the premiere so I asked all my watery folks and earth folks to join me.

We get to the cinema and occupy the second to last row. There were few people in the audience, which I found odd. The film was so fucking stupid we couldn't help ourselves but tear it to pieces. The movie ends and suddenly someone gets on stage "and now for some words from the DIRECTOR and the MAIN ACTRESS". The two people standing in the last row, who'd heard our banter raise up and go to the stage.

"Well, does anyone have any questions besides the second to last row?"

I died laughing.

Then one of the Taurus raises his hand "What is up with this piece of shit movie?"

They had to excort me out, I had a laughter crisis.

Posted by Damnata
2 years ago I was involved in promoting a Romanian movie. I got a lot of invitations to the premiere so I asked all my watery folks and earth folks to join me.

We get to the cinema and occupy the second to last row. There were few people in the audience, which I found odd. The film was so fucking stupid we couldn't help ourselves but tear it to pieces. The movie ends and suddenly someone gets on stage "and now for some words from the DIRECTOR and the MAIN ACTRESS". The two people standing in the last row, who'd heard our banter raise up and go to the stage.

"Well, does anyone have any questions besides the second to last row?"

I died laughing.

Then one of the Taurus raises his hand "What is up with this piece of shit movie?"

They had to excort me out, I had a laughter crisis.

ROFL!

Me and the crab I know have been trying to hook-up for 7 years! Been eyeing eachother that long everytime we get close to hanging out one of us flakes, usually me.


We are lazy fucks lol. I feel like it's gonna have to be that kind of situation where we end up at the same party. Like last time, but of course he had a girlfriend than so that didn't work.


The time before that we were at the same show at our friends band. We were flirting back stage and than my friend needed me to leave with her.


Terrible timing always. He's with someone, I'm with someone, he has to go, I have to go. Over 7 years you'd think but no. Maybe it's just never gonna happen lol

Hey Panda, I met a Cancer Guy 😄

Well tbh I've met him twice before...he's a friend of a Scorpio friend of mine.

First time I met him, he was chilling on the balcony..I go and introduce myself and he goes "Oh I heard about you from the Scorpio". I immediately get paranoid for no reason

"So what did you hear?"
"That you talk a lot and you think like a man. It's odd because you look like a chick to me"

Ofc I laughed and we bantered nonstop from that point on.

Then I met him at the Scorpio's birthday...he couldn't stand the Scorp's gf. We go out for cigarettes.

Cancer "Is it just me or is X really annoying?"
Virgo "Yes"

Then we started drifting into different topics and suddenly he gets a call from the Scorp "WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?" . An hour and a half had passed lol.

Last evening I met him again at the Scorpio's house. We cooked together and went out to smoke again.

Cancer "The only thing I want in this life is.."
Virgo "To travel? Well that's what I want"
Cancer "YES..and..."
Virgo "Because of the people and the great cuisine from abroad?"
Cancer "Why are you reading my mind?"

Virgo opening the door to the room and yelling at the Scorpio

"DUDE GET ME A PRIEST. I AM MARRYING THIS GUY NOW!!"

He didn't seem to be too opposed to the idea.

Anyway fun evening..I like when I get the chance to run into him. He's a trip.

I have nearly had my head cut off, nearly fell 300+ feet off the side of a mountain onto jagged rocks, and nearly been blown up so badly that they would have needed to look at the teeth in my charred skull to verify who I am.

Stories? Yeah, I might have a few....

Posted by ScorpioFish
I have nearly had my head cut off, nearly fell 300+ feet off the side of a mountain onto jagged rocks, and nearly been blown up so badly that they would have needed to look at the teeth in my charred skull to verify who I am.

Stories? Yeah, I might have a few....

😄

go, go, go pisces 😄

I already told my story of my cancer friend trying to impregnate me and talking to my stomach asking if it would like a baby in it (he was drunk)

Now hes doing it completely sober. Last weekend we were off to the store and he put his hand on my stomach and said whoa there is a bumb coming up and we dont need my baby sloushing around in there. Then in the store...im looking at some food and he yells out..."ummm I dont think so" "my baby needs fruits and veggies...so get to looking at that stuff" It was so loud that a girl turned around and looked at me...I guess expecting this very pregnant women. All I could do was laugh...I said no words thru all of that lol. I finally asked him why he is wanting to impregnate me...he said because I have blue eyes and he likes blue eyes and it will give me something to do and so his parents will have a grandchild....I told him go find a gf to do all that...not me lol

Then over this weekend...we talking about something and out of the blue...he asked "do you love me" wtf? that was random and why is he asking...we of course go back and forth..then I finally say "are you doing that reassurance crap" he laughed and said yeah. He is one strange person lol

All you crabs are a weird fucking bunch! 😛

LIMM, why won't you date him?

It sounds clear as day he's into you. I feel like strangling you.

Posted by Damnata
LIMM, why won't you date him?

It sounds clear as day he's into you. I feel like strangling you.

😛


I just think we are better off as friends...there are a lot of things that annoy me about him...and I think eventually it would be enough to end us...friends is one thing but next level and annoying shit is another lol

I would love to marry my best friend honestly. He still seems keen about you and if you really found some shit annoying, he wouldn't get to you like he does.

You cannot imagine what would go down if you never went on that path. He's really into you and that alone should soothe your worries and the virgoan insecurity. I don't know, you know better but I read your posts before and it seems like a sweet natural connection between you two.

Posted by Damnata
I would love to marry my best friend honestly. He still seems keen about you and if you really found some shit annoying, he wouldn't get to you like he does.

You cannot imagine what would go down if you never went on that path. He's really into you and that alone should soothe your worries and the virgoan insecurity. I don't know, you know better but I read your posts before and it seems like a sweet natural connection between you two.

I think it would more if he would just come out and say it....I dont like side stepping. I ask him direct questions and get all kinds of different answers from him...so until that day comes (if ever) we will cont to be friends....but yes I do love the natural connection between us...its pretty amazing and hard to find now a days.

Ok im done hijacking this thread...cont with the crabbie stories! 🙂

Posted by Damnata
Hey Panda, I met a Cancer Guy 😄

Well tbh I've met him twice before...he's a friend of a Scorpio friend of mine.

First time I met him, he was chilling on the balcony..I go and introduce myself and he goes "Oh I heard about you from the Scorpio". I immediately get paranoid for no reason

"So what did you hear?"
"That you talk a lot and you think like a man. It's odd because you look like a chick to me"

Ofc I laughed and we bantered nonstop from that point on.

Then I met him at the Scorpio's birthday...he couldn't stand the Scorp's gf. We go out for cigarettes.

Cancer "Is it just me or is X really annoying?"
Virgo "Yes"

Then we started drifting into different topics and suddenly he gets a call from the Scorp "WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?" . An hour and a half had passed lol.

Last evening I met him again at the Scorpio's house. We cooked together and went out to smoke again.

Cancer "The only thing I want in this life is.."
Virgo "To travel? Well that's what I want"
Cancer "YES..and..."
Virgo "Because of the people and the great cuisine from abroad?"
Cancer "Why are you reading my mind?"

Virgo opening the door to the room and yelling at the Scorpio

"DUDE GET ME A PRIEST. I AM MARRYING THIS GUY NOW!!"

He didn't seem to be too opposed to the idea.

Anyway fun evening..I like when I get the chance to run into him. He's a trip.

Now that's a cool story.
Been kinda dancing around with a Virgo but a Pisces has swum into the picture...*sigh* Damn fish.

Posted by Sag89
Me and the crab I know have been trying to hook-up for 7 years! Been eyeing eachother that long everytime we get close to hanging out one of us flakes, usually me.


We are lazy fucks lol. I feel like it's gonna have to be that kind of situation where we end up at the same party. Like last time, but of course he had a girlfriend than so that didn't work.


The time before that we were at the same show at our friends band. We were flirting back stage and than my friend needed me to leave with her.


Terrible timing always. He's with someone, I'm with someone, he has to go, I have to go. Over 7 years you'd think but no. Maybe it's just never gonna happen lol

Next time, don't flake.
That Sag I was seeing flaked on me. Couldn't understand it because things seemed to be going well.
Oh well, that door is closed now.

i have usual

Hey Caster,

I don't really run into Cancer Guys IRL...I had a stalker..but he was gentleman-y and sweet about it...not the crazy type. That didn't work out because I was engaged at the time.

I am intrigued by your species.

Posted by Damnata
Hey Caster,

I don't really run into Cancer Guys IRL

I am intrigued by your species.

Yeah, us Cancer guys stay stealthy.

I'm really intrigued by one Virgal right now.
Really strong connection in certain respects.
We're friends, but there is this undercurrent that suggests things could easily go beyond that.
Avoiding that temptation to cross the line.

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Damnata
Hey Caster,

I don't really run into Cancer Guys IRL

I am intrigued by your species.

Yeah, us Cancer guys stay stealthy.

I'm really intrigued by one Virgal right now.
Really strong connection in certain respects.
We're friends, but there is this undercurrent that suggests things could easily go beyond that.
Avoiding that temptation to cross the line.

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I think the pairing can be a good match. Glad you finally ran across one of us unicorns.

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

We're friends, but there is this undercurrent that suggests things could easily go beyond that.
Avoiding that temptation to cross the line.

Exactly like that.

I've only met him three times but I feel like I've known him all my life

i got an unusual story about me.

when i was 5 years old, i got introduced to the concept of death somehow... i came to know via what i dont know. so we had gone to a picnic with my family and i kept pestering my mom about what death exactly meant? i just thought then that it meant that i was supposed to leave this place and go somewhere else :p i was crazy!

my mom kept on avoiding my question. when i persisted , she kinda never gave me the full answer. but i made quite a scene at the picnic. i remember my mom telling me: "dont make a scene , everyone is looking!"

imagine a boy of 5 asking " what happens when we die? ! " :p no wonder she couldnt answer that.

so a lady strolls by, my mom's friend and asks whats the matter to which my mom replies " nothing. his stomach is paining!"

lol. then everything is a blur. thats all i could retain.