
I can roll my tongue! Can you?


Posted by Undine
I can roll my tongue! Can you?

Posted by 88
I want to find the words to bring excitement to this thread because it seems super dead.
SureShotttttt!!!!!!!!





Posted by LoversInLove3
That can happen.
Frieght is a major aphrodisiac.
That's why Halloween is such a sexy holiday.

Posted by LoversInLove3
That can happen.
Frieght is a major aphrodisiac.
That's why Halloween is such a sexy holiday.

Posted by 88
what a boring thread.
I'll just go back to the shark tank. 😢


Posted by 88Posted by SureShotCapPosted by 88
what a boring thread.
I'll just go back to the shark tank. 😢
So what do you suggest— Do you want to make love to me on this thread—
ooops. I never said that.click to expand


Posted by LoversInLove3
Stoic, if we're lucky there is about to be a show...popcorn?


Posted by SureShotCap
One of my favorite positions...

Posted by 88Posted by Undine
88: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU —!!!!!
nothing,
I just simply wish to not be a part of this thread, that is all. and at some point of DXP.click to expand

Posted by 88
@ SureShot,
I'm sorry for saying your thread was boring, I didn't mean to say your thread was no good or that I wanted to make love to anyone on this thread.
I was posting videos & trying to get peoples attention to post whatever, funny stuff, joke around, just some fun stuff. it didn't have to be heavy flirting or anything like that. And since hardly anyone was posting, I said that it was boring.
ok, I'm done now. I just wanted to explain so my message was not misunderstood, and I didn't mean to offend your thread.
sorry.

Posted by Caplove
So you Pisces ladies don't like cap females, is that it? I'm a little hurt. 😢
Listen, I wasn't trying to stir a pot either, sorry if it was taken like that. If it helps, I can pretend to be a man, if you'd like. 😛

Posted by LoversInLove3
*headbutts EEE with enthusiasm*
Welcome.
May I have some of the thistles?
Dandelions give me indigestion.

Posted by Caplove
Why Undine..... you make me want to make a little fish sandwich. I'll bet you're very tasty, you little minx!

Posted by LoversInLove3Posted by UndinePosted by LoversInLove3
*headbutts EEE with enthusiasm*
Welcome.
May I have some of the thistles?
Dandelions give me indigestion.
My Cap was into Echinacea 🙂.
Stahp it, you... I'm on a diet!click to expand

Posted by CaplovePosted by UndinePosted by Caplove
Why Undine..... you make me want to make a little fish sandwich. I'll bet you're very tasty, you little minx!
Little minx ?! I've been called like that on dxpnet before. No idea why *insert butter won't melt shy smile*
Well I'm veeeeerrrry patient.click to expand


Posted by cowpuncher
Neither LIL nor I shall be liable for any damages, medical care, or necessary therapy - physical or mental - that you incur for the remainder of this thread. This has been a public service announcement. Thank you!

Posted by cowpuncher
Twenty bucks says that not a single one of the other Cap males on this thread can keep up with LIL in a good flirt 😉


Posted by cowpuncherPosted by StoicGoatPosted by cowpuncher
Twenty bucks says that not a single one of the other Cap males on this thread can keep up with LIL in a good flirt 😉
I'll totally flirt her under the table. What we do while we're under there will stay between us 😉
Crap, I forgot you were on this thread for a few posts. I still have faith in LIL, but I shall amend my budget to show a $ 20 debit just in case because you *might* be able to pull it off. 😉click to expand

Posted by Nemesis
i am against forced flirting.

Posted by LoversInLove3Posted by SureShotCap
You are the Predator, I am your prey...
Is that right?
I hope you've done your cardio.
Suspense is a delicate dish.click to expand







Posted by cowpuncher
Mead is very easy to make if either of you ever want to do it. It just needs to age a year or so, so it requires patience. It's a hobby that thrives on inattention.


Posted by cowpuncherPosted by LoversInLove3
She called on all of you then took off?
Undine, you teasing minx.
Pisces: All sorts of sexy, but just not enough staying power...click to expand



Posted by Undine
I haven't disappeared. I called for the answer number 699, which is the symbol of a threesome.
In another forum, I would have got a rude bashing for it. Instead, Capricorns behaved all gentlemanly.
How typical of you 🙂!




Posted by Undine
Brilliant eye test, indeed!
@SureShot. Brilliant eye candy too, your new profile pic. It makes me want to bite, not only your dimpled chin, but also your excitingly full lips. Can't look at them any longer, because I'm turning myself into a vampire. Bloody hell, I have to quit this thread before something happens!
Posted by venusianbull
Dinner is ready.click to expand


Posted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbull
Dinner is ready.
What's for dinner? It matters. Steak, chops, or mac n cheese from scratch would count as a flirt. Liver and onions not so much.click to expand

Posted by LoversInLove3
CP, I believe I failed your bet on me...I am sorry.
How shall I punish myself?
:p

Posted by cowpuncherPosted by venusianbull
Baked ham, escalloped potatoes, peas and homemade bread. 😄
*raised brow* What true gourmand doesn't desire a feast SureShot?
Okay, that qualifies nicely then 😄
You can lick my salt block anytime if you cook like that, moocow lolclick to expand
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