Come flirt with us Capricorns (Page 3)

One of my favorite positions...

Posted by LoversInLove3

Stoic, if we're lucky there is about to be a show...popcorn?

I would love to catch a show with you 🙂

Wine, soda, tea, ________ to accompany the popcorn?

88: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU —!!!!!

Posted by SureShotCap
One of my favorite positions...

It looks fairly innocent, apart from the plastic boobs.

Hmmmm.....is that what you were doing while I was asleep?

Posted by 88

Posted by Undine
88: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU —!!!!!

nothing,

I just simply wish to not be a part of this thread, that is all. and at some point of DXP.

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That would be such a shame, because....what's the most exciting thing about Capricorns?

Their Pisces playmates, of course!!!!!

Posted by 88
@ SureShot,

I'm sorry for saying your thread was boring, I didn't mean to say your thread was no good or that I wanted to make love to anyone on this thread.

I was posting videos & trying to get peoples attention to post whatever, funny stuff, joke around, just some fun stuff. it didn't have to be heavy flirting or anything like that. And since hardly anyone was posting, I said that it was boring.

ok, I'm done now. I just wanted to explain so my message was not misunderstood, and I didn't mean to offend your thread.

sorry.

C'mon 88! Let's flirt with Cap males, not bash heads with Cap girls and then swim away! Their sarcasm is so subtle it could easily go unnoticed!

Posted by Caplove
So you Pisces ladies don't like cap females, is that it? I'm a little hurt. 😢

Listen, I wasn't trying to stir a pot either, sorry if it was taken like that. If it helps, I can pretend to be a man, if you'd like. 😛

Hey, hey, hey!!! I myself like trouble makers and pot stirrers, because I have a mischievous streak. Bring it on!!!

Posted by LoversInLove3
*headbutts EEE with enthusiasm*

Welcome.

May I have some of the thistles?

Dandelions give me indigestion.

My Cap was into Echinacea 🙂.

Posted by Caplove
Why Undine..... you make me want to make a little fish sandwich. I'll bet you're very tasty, you little minx!

Little minx ?! I've been called like that on dxpnet before. No idea why *insert butter won't melt shy smile*

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Posted by Undine

Posted by LoversInLove3
*headbutts EEE with enthusiasm*

Welcome.

May I have some of the thistles?

Dandelions give me indigestion.

My Cap was into Echinacea 🙂.

Stahp it, you... I'm on a diet!

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Cap taught me it protects against flu-like symptoms! Now I have to think about him every time I've got a cold.

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Posted by Undine

Posted by Caplove
Why Undine..... you make me want to make a little fish sandwich. I'll bet you're very tasty, you little minx!

Little minx ?! I've been called like that on dxpnet before. No idea why *insert butter won't melt shy smile*

Well I'm veeeeerrrry patient.

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Good, cause I'm doing my own Pisces disappearance act now 🙂!!!

She don't put fear in my heart! Bring it...

Posted by cowpuncher
Neither LIL nor I shall be liable for any damages, medical care, or necessary therapy - physical or mental - that you incur for the remainder of this thread. This has been a public service announcement. Thank you!

Thanks for the heads up bruh...

Posted by cowpuncher
Twenty bucks says that not a single one of the other Cap males on this thread can keep up with LIL in a good flirt 😉

I'll totally flirt her under the table. What we do while we're under there will stay between us 😉

You are the Predator, I am your prey...

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Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by cowpuncher
Twenty bucks says that not a single one of the other Cap males on this thread can keep up with LIL in a good flirt 😉

I'll totally flirt her under the table. What we do while we're under there will stay between us 😉

Crap, I forgot you were on this thread for a few posts. I still have faith in LIL, but I shall amend my budget to show a $ 20 debit just in case because you *might* be able to pull it off. 😉

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I appreciate your acknowledgement of my potential prowess. Much obliged, sir. 😉

Posted by Nemesis
i am against forced flirting.

I would expect voluntary flirting to be far more enjoyable, although I will confess that I've never been forced to flirt, so my opinion is...unbalanced.

Posted by LoversInLove3

Posted by SureShotCap
You are the Predator, I am your prey...

Is that right?

I hope you've done your cardio.

Suspense is a delicate dish.

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I'll just be over here reclining in the shade of this tree watching the waterfall across the way. You're more than welcome to join me at your leisure. I brought a picnic basket 🙂

I believe the mead would be lovely. Please do bring it.

It would appear the stars are looking kindly upon us. The grass is dewy. We'll just move over to this side a bit away from the blanket.

The mist from the waterfall wafting up through the filtered moonlight is quite beautiful.

A little bit of flirtation mixed with some humor. But all jokes aside, If I can find someone as loyal as the trunk monkey, I would do anything for her...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/GVJtCAf4l8U?feature=player_detailpage

TigerCap...?

SureShotCap...?

Cowpuncher...?

699!!!!

Posted by cowpuncher
Mead is very easy to make if either of you ever want to do it. It just needs to age a year or so, so it requires patience. It's a hobby that thrives on inattention.

That's my kind of hobby! 🙂

Posted by Undine
SureShotCap...?

Yes?

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Posted by LoversInLove3
She called on all of you then took off?

Undine, you teasing minx.

Pisces: All sorts of sexy, but just not enough staying power...

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She isn't the only one that has ran away from the thread... 😄

Posted by LoversInLove3

You like things to take care of themselves?

How about that, me too.

🙂

I haven't disappeared. I called for the answer number 699, which is the symbol of a threesome.

In another forum, I would have got a rude bashing for it. Instead, Capricorns behaved all gentlemanly.

How typical of you 🙂!

Posted by Undine
I haven't disappeared. I called for the answer number 699, which is the symbol of a threesome.

In another forum, I would have got a rude bashing for it. Instead, Capricorns behaved all gentlemanly.

How typical of you 🙂!

I honestly didn't know what 699 meant! Lol.

Brilliant eye test, indeed!

@SureShot. Brilliant eye candy too, your new profile pic. It makes me want to bite, not only your dimpled chin, but also your excitingly full lips. Can't look at them any longer, because I'm turning myself into a vampire. Bloody hell, I have to quit this thread before something happens!

Dinner is ready.

Posted by Undine
Brilliant eye test, indeed!

@SureShot. Brilliant eye candy too, your new profile pic. It makes me want to bite, not only your dimpled chin, but also your excitingly full lips. Can't look at them any longer, because I'm turning myself into a vampire. Bloody hell, I have to quit this thread before something happens!

Ohhh mannn, if you were to do that to me, you would be in some serious pleasurable trouble. I would be a gentleman and let you try your best first. But always remember, go hard or go home because when I come, it's with force, power and stamina. I am truly out to prove a point and nothing will stop the forward strive I have to achieve this goal!

Posted by venusianbull

Dinner is ready.

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The subliminal message to me is "Come and eat me!" Is that what you truly want—

Baked ham, escalloped potatoes, peas and homemade bread. 😄

*raised brow* What true gourmand doesn't desire a feast SureShot?

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Posted by venusianbull
Dinner is ready.

What's for dinner? It matters. Steak, chops, or mac n cheese from scratch would count as a flirt. Liver and onions not so much.

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Macaroni and cheese never comes out of a box. *shudder*

Posted by LoversInLove3
CP, I believe I failed your bet on me...I am sorry.

How shall I punish myself?

:p

You won that bet! No one tried against you. So, I say you whip CP @ $ $ ... You are still undefeated...