favorite phrases

list those phrases you love to say and hear

chaps my ass
haul ass
i like where your head is at

your face is not your strong point (i only say that to my brother)

jesus h christ :\

original "yes" phrases by yours truly...

does Gumby have rubber nuts?
does Chewy have furry balls?

Posted by cheekyfaerie
I shit you not
Slicker'n owl shit
If the dog hadn't stopped to shit, he'da caught the rabbit
Went to shit and the hogs ate him.

Hmm. I swear i have some that don't contain the word "shit". 😄

LOL

ass-hat

most of mine involve "ass" or some genital reference

I swear to black jevus if you dont stop....
Its not you its me... I just dont like you.
Your mom!!

you're the one with the shell

What fuckery is this horseshit.

keep fuckin that chicken!

Posted by CreepyPants
keep fuckin that chicken!

. Lmfao!!!! Kinky

You guys are F'in weirdos! wtf lol

apparently we're angry people as well. this wasnt supposed to be a thread of insults. and lo...

Posted by Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Posted by krysrenee7
You guys are F'in weirdos! wtf lol

Normalize me my darling.

Put your big girl panties on and just deal with it.

Cowboy up or go sit in the truck!

...scared the tar out of me...

I don't give a rat's ass.

That's so good, makes you want to slap your grandma...

Stuff I say a LOT:
What's up?
Know what I mean/ ya know?
Ya heard?/ Did you hear me? (Usually this is directed at my son)
Yup!
Uh-huh
Okay

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.