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Funny Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell.
BULLLLSHIIIITTTT !!!!! 😛 Yeah right! Who ever wrote that description has never been around capricorn for a more then 10 minutes 😉 Oh yeah, we LOVE having funny but damn it, if we have ambitions we want to accomplish, we aren't going to stop cast that aside just for the sake of 'having a good time' hehehe, we know fun can come later you see ^_^.
Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age.
WHOAA!!!! baby!! ... holy crap, who ever wrote this and posted it on the whatever website it came from is a certified hater LOL!!!!!
How DARN he/ she (whoever the author is) compare me to a VIRGO! ... I don't care about the Leo comparison but VIRGO. Whoa !! buddy, that deserves a slap across the face.
But other than that, the whole passage is funny lol
BULLLLSHIIIITTTT !!!!! 😛 Yeah right! Who ever wrote that description has never been around capricorn for a more then 10 minutes 😉 Oh yeah, we LOVE having funny but damn it, if we have ambitions we want to accomplish, we aren't going to stop cast that aside just for the sake of 'having a good time' hehehe, we know fun can come later you see ^_^.
Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age.
WHOAA!!!! baby!! ... holy crap, who ever wrote this and posted it on the whatever website it came from is a certified hater LOL!!!!!
How DARN he/ she (whoever the author is) compare me to a VIRGO! ... I don't care about the Leo comparison but VIRGO. Whoa !! buddy, that deserves a slap across the face.
But other than that, the whole passage is funny lol
Posted by Dynamite Parfait
I'm sorry. I love Cappies and all. But you guys are definitely not funny.
Smart- yes. Driven- yes. Most likely to retire by 40- yes.
But funny-
NO.
Except for Cappysweetie, but that's because she's basically a Sag. And James Tate- but that's because he's a Welshman with a permanent buzz.
😛
I love you DP, you wonderful Scorpio-Saggie cuspy chickie you ^_^.
Oh! You've seen it before? See, I haven't or if I have, I don't remember it.
I found it funny because it seems as if Capricorns get blasted left and right for like any reason. With other signs, its like 'Oh that's just the way they are' with us, its more like, 'Damned them to hell for being so evil' *rolls eyes*
I'm starting to see this alot offline too, if you are a capricorn, you better count on yourself or else there's someone who is plotting to stab the hell out of your back when you least expect it.
Yep.
I found it funny because it seems as if Capricorns get blasted left and right for like any reason. With other signs, its like 'Oh that's just the way they are' with us, its more like, 'Damned them to hell for being so evil' *rolls eyes*
I'm starting to see this alot offline too, if you are a capricorn, you better count on yourself or else there's someone who is plotting to stab the hell out of your back when you least expect it.
Yep.
Posted by Dynamite ParfaitPosted by Chance11
i wasn't trying to be funny..for the burn-outs of the zodiac that misread was what i was talking about 😛
*cries tears the size of golfballs*
NOT.
😛click to expand
hahahahahahaahahahahahaha
Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Eh. He was a bit of a one-trick-pony, imho. Don't get me wrong- I like humour that comes from a dark, jaded and bitter place. But not all the time. It gets boring and depressing.
I like more variety, creativity and ingenuity in my joke-prattling monkeys. You know- random upbeat material that makes you wanna blow your nose and apply Depends to your undergarments.
I miss Aquaagi, though. Now SHE was funny.
Aqi is my girlie girl from another world entirely 😄 And yes ... I miss her.
HAHA Your welcome Ms sexy scorp lady!! *kisses*
tbh i found it funny. i was chuckling alot. and for those who know me...they cant stop laughing. not an ego thing. im just very whitty and charming.
lma00...i love it! Shows how people will never ever grasp the real core of cappies hey? 😉
the whole math thing...? i flogged maths badly btw!!lol
hmmm...mayb i should study politics.lol
oh mehn, too good.
but.complete bogus
the whole math thing...? i flogged maths badly btw!!lol
hmmm...mayb i should study politics.lol
oh mehn, too good.
but.complete bogus
it was mentioned to me that i would be good in polotics. cappy motto- i use. lol aint that the truth
i dont like older women that much. cept for a few here lol. ah well if you were around me irl then it would be a different story.
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboomPosted by leilaxxlovez
lma00...i love it! Shows how people will never ever grasp the real core of cappies hey? 😉
the whole math thing...? i flogged maths badly btw!!lol
hmmm...mayb i should study politics.lol
oh mehn, too good.
but.complete bogusclick to expand
It shouldnt so much be a matter of us grapsing the real core of caps but more a matter of you caps having the guts to SHOW IT
All I knw is, at some point, when a person who doesn't even know you, has already made up their mind about you, then its not worth it. I'm not gonna waste my time like that. It's just the truth hey...why bother?
But either than that, the few people that we do show our true core to are the ones we feel we can trust.Its not so much that caps don't have the GUTS to, it's just cz we choose not to! I mean its a fact.
Any cap, at any given time, can come out of their shell if they have to. But it's cz we simply choose not to.
And thats the truth.
I know some funny Caps, but their humor tends to be very dry and subtle. They have this tendency to come off ass totally unfunny, and then out of nowhere, they completely shock you with their intelligent wit.
Yea, its especially attractive because I am far from witty, so I find myself instantly attracted to those who are.
+1 on that girl in black chick. She was funny.
+1 on that girl in black chick. She was funny.
Chance is funny too.
SB(Morning Mist) is funny because she doesn't really try to be. Her out of nowhere in your face realness always make me chuckle.
SB(Morning Mist) is funny because she doesn't really try to be. Her out of nowhere in your face realness always make me chuckle.
Posted by LovelyScorp
me too.
I can be sarcastic...but not at all witty.
You can be pretty witty, I've noticed.
It is such a turn on though. Virgos tend to be witty as well.
U don't understand...it's not an insecurity...for me,it's just so unnatural to get all close and stuff with everyone...typa thing. it's just something I can't do. That's how I am. Yeah but i mean if that's what you believe hey, than that's you. But to me, it's just how I am. nothing wrong with it. If I'm not that typa person, why should I force things. I'm just being me that way. simple as that. 🙂
hahahaha....@ above.
Teenage defensiveness??yes,im 19. But seriously, that is who I am. I know for a fact that I have changed and I'm still gonna change. But the core of who I am has never changed. I'm still that reserved, shy girl inside. Even though my environment has actually forced me to get out there, and be a little more sociable. The core is the same. and will forever be the same. That, is me.
Teenage defensiveness??yes,im 19. But seriously, that is who I am. I know for a fact that I have changed and I'm still gonna change. But the core of who I am has never changed. I'm still that reserved, shy girl inside. Even though my environment has actually forced me to get out there, and be a little more sociable. The core is the same. and will forever be the same. That, is me.
My mom is a cap....awkward...don't be talking about my mamma :p I love her to death and she is not dull, she is full of life and is so optimistic. In reality, a lot of people just aren't funny. Not everyone is dave chapelle, so I really don't get this whole funny business...
And adding to that comment; if you are one of those people who say youre extremely funny...you're probably not.
No it dsnt. U just learn 2 open up a little without showing everyone ur core self. There are stil only a few pple ul let close enuf!! Ths ws fun shaka,bt nw im getn bored wif ths,so,L8RZ
dont worry bout me buttercupCG im fine. her sting was deflected off my rock like ego. hehe. but thanks for defending me while i was away. i think i am funny. i have a wry sense of humor. just had a cancer friend calling me for two days...she was addicted too my voice. i get this alot these days.
i like my face. the imperfactions make it beautiful. especially those intense greens of mine. mmm...smoldering beneath that look is affection and a craving to make you feel like a goddess among us mere mortals. thanks buttercup.
its called trolling these days. its fine she has her own right to an opinion of course but its best you keep it to yourself. no one wants some person going around hurting feelings and what not.
@lovelyscorp: i am dangerous lol.
@lovelyscorp: i am dangerous lol.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
it was also for your entertainment.
i like number 2 lovelyscorp
i am a real person. and i dont like bs on a good cappy thread. if i could id delete her comments. harmony and respect. we have to much stress in our day to day lives than to experience it on the internet. this is a place for you to come and enjoy yourselves. atleast i would think 😆 you guys are awesome too haha
Hmmmm had a feeling something like this would happen here, I just did. No point in interjecting because it looks like things are all done. However .....
There's a difference between honesty and being just a jackass or a bitch. People like to cover themselves up with the whole "I'm just being honest or I'm just keeping it real".
Whatever, it's a difference and the ones saying those things are aware of it but in *our society* we are use to meanest/ cruelty as a substitute for being truthful.
Bullshit. You can't pay me enough to believe that anymore -- I use to think that being "real" (that's such an over-used word now that it's sickening lol) meant that you had to be tactless but no, that's so not the case. Being tactless is just an excuse for someone to act like a dick or to be a cunt when they feel like it.
No one's above this, not even moi. However, if I'm in a bitchy mood, at least I warn people about so it's to their own discretion if they must talk to me at that moment *winks*
There's a difference between honesty and being just a jackass or a bitch. People like to cover themselves up with the whole "I'm just being honest or I'm just keeping it real".
Whatever, it's a difference and the ones saying those things are aware of it but in *our society* we are use to meanest/ cruelty as a substitute for being truthful.
Bullshit. You can't pay me enough to believe that anymore -- I use to think that being "real" (that's such an over-used word now that it's sickening lol) meant that you had to be tactless but no, that's so not the case. Being tactless is just an excuse for someone to act like a dick or to be a cunt when they feel like it.
No one's above this, not even moi. However, if I'm in a bitchy mood, at least I warn people about so it's to their own discretion if they must talk to me at that moment *winks*
Posted by buttercupSG
fall&rise, you are a major hypocrite and lack of self-awareness to a point that i couldn't find energy earlier to waste in responding to a thick head as you conveniently identified yourself as in your post lol. just thought i should keep my manner so i decided to respond just once even to a thick head bully so here you go lol.
"Don't you know that the world works like that Mrs. Sheep, people are all different, they can think differently, can have different personalities, qualities, opinions."
exactly. read.again.what.you.wrote. lol. geez. that was exactly what your problem is. infact your entire post was perfect for yourself lol. you are intolerant of others who do not please your senses even when they are just minding their own business not even speaking to you. did happycappy ask for opinions? NO. did he create a thread asking for attentions? NO. he was merely minding his own business talking about how he thinks he is and you came in out of no where to attack to put him down because his profile pic didn't please your b!!tchy eyes— geez. YOU ARE A BULLY. and you, the bully, is now talking about your right to freedom of opinion? lol. you, as a bully, have no idea what the right to freedom of expression means -
"the right to hold opinions without interference. Everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression".
did you respect happycappy's right to express without interference? for god's sake, he couldn't even express how he thinks himself is without you jumping in to ruin his day just because his profile pic didn't please you— do you understand what "everyone" means? not just YOU have right to express. got it?
i, on the other hand, never initiate attacks or rude responses until i see a bully like you who do not respect other's rights or differences.
that's it for you. and btw, this is not the first time i saw you attack/rude to nice ppl.
*hugs SG* Damn it, everytime I come here someone is always starting trouble with you. I know, it's hard being great like you ^_^.
Posted by LovelyScorpPosted by fall&rise
You all are problematic people who are afraid to face with your problems in your life so you use internet, this site to escape from your realities. You all are insecure, unhappy with your lifes, thus trying to create a virtual escapism by coming here.
Lighten up already. Everyone has problems in their life. You are not alone!!
I enjoy spending time with these people and I'm not afraid to say so!!!!click to expand
🙂
Posted by fall&risePosted by LovelyScorp
I really think you are taking me wrong and you keep setting me up to defend myself somehow and that really is not my cup of tea.
Enjoy yourself. Participate a little. Pot stirring is fun but so is conversation. You may actually walk away with something.
Don't be so quick to judge.
Oh, okey, it is because when you said to me 'go fuck yourself' it offended me, i thought you were ready to insult me.click to expand
oh i see. my mistake then. you havent heard my voice...so you cant see the charm haha. people getaddicted of just listening too it. no idea why...its just a deep voice. lol
hmmm i guess so.
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Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. Ren? Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns