The Devil (Page 2)

virgo is.

Posted by Vanish

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

You think scorpio? The women did love him. Jesus was the Ryan Gosling of his generation.

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virgo, the healer.

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

what? dont like saturn to be all holy and stuff??

😆

i like that it's holy; although, Pisces/neptune gets a bad rap for being "Holier than thou" from some astrologers.

some say cap sun (december 25)

either way, there's dominant saturn/cap.

http://www.ucg.org/bible-study-tools/bible-questions-and-answers/when-was-jesus-christ-born-was-jesus-born-on-december

Posted by Vanish

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

You think scorpio? The women did love him. Jesus was the Ryan Gosling of his generation.

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Ha!

Well, maybe...

The majority of spiritual gurus all had a good amount of Scorpio. So it's possible.

Posted by Vanish

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

You think scorpio? The women did love him. Jesus was the Ryan Gosling of his generation.

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they had pisces and Scorpio and leo in them.

Ryan Gosling has libra and capricorn.

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

what? dont like saturn to be all holy and stuff??

😆

i like that it's holy; although, Pisces/neptune gets a bad rap for being "Holier than thou" from some astrologers.

some say cap sun (december 25)

either way, there's dominant saturn/cap.

http://www.ucg.org/bible-study-tools/bible-questions-and-answers/when-was-jesus-christ-born-was-jesus-born-on-december

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No, it just isn't an accurate date. The 25th of December isn't accurate aswell.

I was joking earlier about Saturn people being evil. I assumed this entire thread was a joke.

All signs have terrible people and good people affiliated with them.

Posted by Vanish

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Vanish

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

You think scorpio? The women did love him. Jesus was the Ryan Gosling of his generation.

😆

they had pisces and Scorpio and leo in them.

Ryan Gosling has libra and capricorn.

That makes sense as libra and capricorn are my dominants as well 🙂

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lol the sun energy can't resist saturn. 😛

like flies to honey!

he has Sagittarius too!

Posted by Skitty

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Skitty
Well if it makes you feel better that's inaccurate- I checked also when i was searching the anti Christ :p

There isn't an accurate birth date for Jesus's birthday- The only thing that's been confirmed that it was some time in Fall

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/when-was-jesus-born/

what? dont like saturn to be all holy and stuff??

😆

i like that it's holy; although, Pisces/neptune gets a bad rap for being "Holier than thou" from some astrologers.

some say cap sun (december 25)

either way, there's dominant saturn/cap.

http://www.ucg.org/bible-study-tools/bible-questions-and-answers/when-was-jesus-christ-born-was-jesus-born-on-december

No, it just isn't an accurate date. The 25th of December isn't accurate aswell.

I was joking earlier about Saturn people being evil. I assumed this entire thread was a joke.

All signs have terrible people and good people affiliated with them.

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lol yeah i was just going with it.

Na- i'm sun dominant. and he- oy.. I feel like i was away the week everyone decided he was attractive. lol

I don't see it, never have.

Posted by Skitty
Na- i'm sun dominant. and he- oy.. I feel like i was away the week everyone decided he was attractive. lol

I don't see it, never have.

ive said this before, too. He does nothing for me. But i can see that he's a great stand up guy.

Awe Vanish!

That was a really awesome post!

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

whoa. i saw it....

and i thought of this:

😆

Posted by BlackMamba
Chance your gay?

unless I'm blind

i meant no way lol

Posted by Chance_11
You just figured that out?..given that I already said that and the way it was written colloquially.

The Jesus/Devil interaction is open to interpretation like much of the bible..contradictions, pseudepigrapha, omissions, different versions etc. I just had a little fun with it with a little more rational, less non-sensical version *shrugs*

I don't really ascribe to theories and happenings in a book of fables and fairy tales, written 2000 years ago by male scribes in what was at the time, the most ignorant and least learned area of the world. It's a nice story but not a whole lot can be gleaned from it.

You didn't say that, at all.

And lol @ "nice"... it ends well, but nice is stretching it.

Other than that, you're entitled to your opinion,

however erroneous it may be.

Posted by Nevermore
Especially that I'm listening through audiobook from youtube about Siren. It's hilarious, but true about seduction. 😐

lol he cites some examples, from Cleopatra to Marilyn Monroe (don't know Cleopatra's placements but i bet it's watery) and Monroe is Leo rising/Gem/Aqua, with Pisces mars.
(neptune, sun and moon dominant)

but Marc Antony who fell for her seduction, and died for it, i forget, is a Capricorn sun/Cancer moon /mars pisces.....hmmm easily led. He was putty in her hands. *smh*

http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Mark_Antony

Born: January 14, -82 (83 BC), 12:00 PM (unknown) (Julian cal.)
In: Rome (Italy)
Sun: 22°10' Capricorn
Moon: 4°42' Cancer
Dominants: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Moon, Saturn, Sun
Water, Earth / Cardinal

and that other guy Julius Ceasar who also died, and got backstabbed was saturn dominant:

July 3, -99 (100 BC), 12:00 PM (unknown) (Julian cal.)
In: Rome (Italy)
Sun: 17°00' Cancer
Moon: 28°26' Libra
Dominants: Cancer, Capricorn, Libra
Saturn, Moon, Uranus

Posted by Nevermore
Especially that I'm listening through audiobook from youtube about Siren. It's hilarious, but true about seduction. 😐

you should also listen to the star. He cites Marlene Dietrich, and Greta Garbo (both are domiannt earth, and have leo in personal planets...) for men... JFKennedy. lol

Posted by Vanish
I think Chance has been hanging around pisces moons for too long tbh. His writing is becoming too creative. Although a pleasure to read, one must question the mental stability in those who can make things up with such imagination and fluidity. Amiright?

lol he's been sparring with DXPfavouritemember in this thread. heehee.

😆

more more!!!!

Gladiator style!!

Posted by Nevermore
@lisabethur8 he choose those because not only they are gorgeous, is their voice that made it very attractive.

Monroe are born with breaty childlike voice and she learned to lowered her voice that made it seductive.
Cleopatra has that delightful sweet sounds of voice.

Both lured them to death, just like Sirens.

yeah but Monroe had to do that for her fame, like you said, she even had to "learn" to lower it and become "breathier". It obviously worked in her favour. But, it seems empty because she was still a very very unhappy woman. None of these things work even the ultimate end is to make you still sad and lonely.

i Always thought that Melanie Griffith has that baby breathy voice too, even now at her age.

infact, the ultimate "ends" for both Cleopatra and Monroe are sadness and loneliness. There was really no happiness. They wielded their seduction for power/wealth, nothing really spiritual and loving about it.

i mean of course, it is wonderful to read because we are awe'd by those types of women, and men.

as for greta garbo and marlene Dietrich, i have no idea how their lives are like. I do know that JFKennedy wasn't all that great as a husband, so ...meh.

Posted by Nevermore

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Nevermore
@lisabethur8 he choose those because not only they are gorgeous, is their voice that made it very attractive.

Monroe are born with breaty childlike voice and she learned to lowered her voice that made it seductive.
Cleopatra has that delightful sweet sounds of voice.

Both lured them to death, just like Sirens.

yeah but Monroe had to do that for her fame, like you said, she even had to "learn" to lower it and become "breathier". It obviously worked in her favour. But, it seems empty because she was still a very very unhappy woman. None of these things work even the ultimate end is to make you still sad and lonely.

i Always thought that Melanie Griffith has that baby breathy voice too, even now at her age.

GEEZUS! So that's baby breathy voice?! That sounds VERY young that she should've be mischievous doing towards other (like a prank phone).

Only when she's calmed & grounded that made her voice lowered that suited her more.

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i saw her in, "Lolita" film. lol she was the mother. And i thought it was a strange contrast.

a virgo dominant type of man likes this. lmao

j/k on all you virgo dominants.... 😆 😆

cause you know...they like the young, sweet ladies. hopefully over the age or else!!!

back to saturn energy ^__^ *EVIL*!!!!

OOPS...Sarah Palin is married to a double virgo...but that voice!!! that voice..... O_O

Posted by lisabethur8
why is Capricorn the sign, represent the Devil??

this gal kind of describes it well:

My mom's a cap...and I swear the devil is in her sometimes lol!

Posted by Vanish
"It ends well" It fucking ends with armageddon lmao.

Yeah...

Armageddon isn't the end.

Posted by Vanish

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Vanish
"It ends well" It fucking ends with armageddon lmao.

Yeah...

Armageddon isn't the end.

What the fuck have you been reading? A kid's bible?? Jesus' return isn't the end.

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And armageddon still isn't the end.

But now I'm super-interested in where you're going with this.

Where *are* you going with this?

Posted by Chance_11

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Chance_11
You just figured that out?..given that I already said that and the way it was written colloquially.

The Jesus/Devil interaction is open to interpretation like much of the bible..contradictions, pseudepigrapha, omissions, different versions etc. I just had a little fun with it with a little more rational, less non-sensical version *shrugs*

I don't really ascribe to theories and happenings in a book of fables and fairy tales, written 2000 years ago by male scribes in what was at the time, the most ignorant and least learned area of the world. It's a nice story but not a whole lot can be gleaned from it.

You didn't say that, at all.

And lol @ "nice"... it ends well, but nice is stretching it.

Other than that, you're entitled to your opinion,

however erroneous it may be.

Did you read the whole thread? It doesn't need to be said explicitly, only reading comprehension is needed..It's not written formally (hence the word 'parody') and most people were just having fun with it as was I.

Hard to tell if you're being obtuse or dense but it's consistent with your usual argument ploy/style i.e.- Make a straw man argument that no one made and then act like that's what they said even if it is shown that that line of thought is faulty.

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You're always serious, until someone takes you seriously.

Posted by Nevermore

Posted by lisabethur8
back to saturn energy ^__^ *EVIL*!!!!

*Saturn dominant dancing*

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I loléd when i saw this the first time.

Posted by Chance_11

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Chance_11

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Chance_11
You just figured that out?..given that I already said that and the way it was written colloquially.

The Jesus/Devil interaction is open to interpretation like much of the bible..contradictions, pseudepigrapha, omissions, different versions etc. I just had a little fun with it with a little more rational, less non-sensical version *shrugs*

I don't really ascribe to theories and happenings in a book of fables and fairy tales, written 2000 years ago by male scribes in what was at the time, the most ignorant and least learned area of the world. It's a nice story but not a whole lot can be gleaned from it.

You didn't say that, at all.

And lol @ "nice"... it ends well, but nice is stretching it.

Other than that, you're entitled to your opinion,

however erroneous it may be.

Did you read the whole thread? It doesn't need to be said explicitly, only reading comprehension is needed..It's not written formally (hence the word 'parody') and most people were just having fun with it as was I.

Hard to tell if you're being obtuse or dense but it's consistent with your usual argument ploy/style i.e.- Make a straw man argument that no one made and then act like that's what they said even if it is shown that that line of thought is faulty.

You're always serious, until someone takes you seriously.

That's just a misread on your part. It was never serious.

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i feel tension between you two. what's going on? 😛

Posted by Chance_11
She wants me exiled to Siberia, isn't it obvious 😆

Corrected. 🙂

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Chance_11
She wants me exiled to Siberia, isn't it obvious 😆

Corrected. 🙂

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omg!!!

now all of dxp (or some) wants to know what's REALLY going on?

Posted by Harukaa
Every cap moon I know is devil
Even the sun are devil, but not like moon
They are so devil and jealous and pretend Like they are nice when they are NOT .

i imagine the devil never to be "nice".

he's devious and there's an underlying cruelty in him, but he's never never "nice".

Posted by Chance_11

13 months of winter, friendly people, reindeer..what's not to like 🙂

That's what I'm screaming.

A veritable Winter Wonderland... esp this time of year.

😛

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by Chance_11

13 months of winter, friendly people, reindeer..what's not to like 🙂

That's what I'm screaming.

A veritable Winter Wonderland... esp this time of year.

😛

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lol!

he's got a stellium aquarius too, Mont.

you need to blow some heat into his way!!!

a cap with aqua stellium....

*smh*

you need a leo.

Posted by Chance_11
I haz fire moon and mars 😛

you have the politicians kind of chart!!

ambitioius and go - getter!! 😄

Posted by Chance_11
The Devil doesn't have a large role in the Bible. He has only minor roles, such as parts selling fruit (humble enough occupation), bugging Job, and tempting Jesus.

The Devil, then called Lucifer, was born with bat style wings, rather than the normal dove like ones most angels sport. Despite this huge defect, which made him the object of derision and discrimination, he persevered; through sheer hard work and natural talent. He climbed to the highest court there was, only to come to the shocking realization that god believed that a lifetime of sinning deserved an eternity of punishment. He then rebelled against god, was eventually exiled, along with the angels who supported him (1/3 of heaven's population). Little known fact is that he is one of the only characters in the bible to stand up to god and live.

He was sick of being a working stiff. He had to run an army of millions of angels, with no overtime, no health benefits, and was really pissed that god hadn't even invented bars to drink in yet. He rebelled against god when he realized that God was a floating logical fallacy. He could just have easily been sent to New Jersey instead *shrugs*

Sounds a little Cap-ish 😉

LMAO...this is so funny

They can seem like the devil sometimes but deep down they are wonderful people!!!