I'm a skeptic who wants to know what you think about my chart!

So I give you my chart. What does all of this circle and lines and shit mean? In case you don't like the image or whatever, and need my birthday info, I was born at 6:55AM on August 7, 1997. My friend (who also uses this site) made a natal chart for me (spelled my name wrong, it's Zac).

Here's the link: http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?rs=3&btyp=w2gw&% 3B&nhor=133

Oh look, it changed "Zack" to my full name. Even better!

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Posted by BathTubba
Oh look, it changed "Zack" to my full name. Even better!

JFC

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Oh shush you, you've had plenty of time to pick my brain with this chart. Now I wanna see what others have to say about it.

Posted by SuperMercurial
You're like one of the worst lovers in the world. Your venus is in detriment at a critical degree. Only robot sex for you.

Well that's not very nice 😢. I dunno, I've only had sex with two people and sexual encounters with like 5 and I've never had any complaints, during or after. What do you mean by robot sex, though?

I don't have anything productive to add, but I just had to react when I saw Monroeville. I wouldn't be surprised if we've ever crossed paths before.

Good luck with the responses! Hopefully someone can help you out.

Posted by Scenic
I don't have anything productive to add, but I just had to react when I saw Monroeville. I wouldn't be surprised if we've ever crossed paths before.

Good luck with the responses! Hopefully someone can help you out.

I would be relatively surprised. I don't get out much, and I don't live in Monroeville, it's just my birth-place.

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Posted by Scenic
I don't have anything productive to add, but I just had to react when I saw Monroeville. I wouldn't be surprised if we've ever crossed paths before.

Good luck with the responses! Hopefully someone can help you out.

I would be relatively surprised. I don't get out much, and I don't live in Monroeville, it's just my birth-place.

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I see. I recently moved far from the area, myself. Haven't escaped the state yet, unfortunately. Anyway, it was interesting seeing a city I recognized.

Posted by SagiScorp
OP use http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php. It will explain your chart to you in detail.

But to be honest with you, these generated responses on these kinds of sites feel fortune-cookie like to me. I can't take them seriously. I like it better when people pick things like this apart by hand, talk with me through it, etc. That way I can provide insight into my life.

Posted by SuperMercurial
By the way, I'm just joking. Your venus degree would round up so you're safe from critical degrees there.

You know, my friend said that shortly after you said it, and I was relieved because "Robot Sex" does NOT sound any level of accurate lol. I can't read sarcasm, tis a weakness of mine!

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But to be honest with you, these generated responses on these kinds of sites feel fortune-cookie like to me. I can't take them seriously. I like it better when people pick things like this apart by hand, talk with me through it, etc. That way I can provide insight into my life.

Leo Sun: you crave a lot of praise and attention.

Virgo Moon: this contradicts your need for attention a bit by adding some shyness. You're also very critical of others, and need a structured routine or hobby to keep yourself sane.

Virgo Mercury: Judgemental, logical.

Virgo Venus: You're shy when it comes to love and relationships.

Libra Mars: You're back and forth on which actions to take, often need to ponder on them for a long time and probably need assistance from others with your decisions, like now.

etc.

My short descriptions aren't of much help though, the link I posted you goes way more in depth.

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I read a lot of the link you gave me. It was a lot of bull lol. A lot of really glossy and general and contradictory responses like I figured a generated system would give.

I mean, I suppose I crave attention in the sense I enjoy basic human interaction and thoughtful conversation.

I'm relatively shy with strangers, yeah, but once things get rolling I'm an extremely vocal and eclectic individual. I don't have any particular hobby though, I don't usually focus on one thing for too long.

I am relatively judgmental, to a fault. And I am logical, comp sci major, etc. A lot of people are, though.

Certainly and definitely not shy about love or relationships or anything of the like. That one is way off.

I am back and forth on decisions. I don't usually seek the help of others. I'm not making a decision right now that I need assistance on, though? I'm just curious about these kinds of things. They're entertaining, broaden my horizons, etc,.

I mean, these things are usually hit or miss for me for these reasons. A lot of the hits are very common person traits.

Posted by SuperMercurial
Alright, things I see....

You're quite the humanitarian - uranus in close conjunction with jupiter in aquarius. You have the ability to be a good public speaker - very persuasive (virgo merc in the 1st). There are leader traits in your chart, but you struggle with putting yourself out there even though you have the abilities to succeed. You also have a tendency towards a lack of motivation. Your biggest struggle is going to be saturn in opposition to mars. Really have to push yourself to go all the way after what you want.

But idk, I'm a novice at chart reading.

Are you a musician?

Humanitarian? Yeah, I'm actually pretty sold on that one. I do have an okay public speaking tone, or so I've been told, but I don't have any roles in my life where I need to utilize it. My public speaking has always been for a grade, never for a job or for my own reasons. But that's still fair to say. What leader traits do you see? And I sell myself pretty well, generally. I do lack motivation, a lot. But that's also because I don't ever feel I have to means to accomplish things. And even when I do, I just complain about things as I do them. It's never an issue of me just not doing things.

As for the musician thing, I mean technically? I play the handbells in a choir and I have that just about mastered, but I think it's a relatively simple instrument. I've been teaching myself piano but again, I have bad form and I get little practice so I don't consider myself a pianist to any degree. Some would call me a musician just for being able to read music and stuff, but generally speaking I don't consider myself a particular strong musician, no.

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Posted by SuperMercurial
You're like one of the worst lovers in the world. Your venus is in detriment at a critical degree. Only robot sex for you.

Well that's not very nice 😢. I dunno, I've only had sex with two people and sexual encounters with like 5 and I've never had any complaints during or after. What do you mean by robot sex, though?

From now on, this will be my motto

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Hahaha, right?

The chart suggests the following:

You can struggle with finding a balance of not over doing, physically wise this isn’t the case, it’s more toward generosity toward others and indulgence toward yourself. You can be disciplined and grounded when the situation calls for it, however you can still be conflicted on when being “ground” means being practical or simply fearful of taking risks or going against the “norm”. You can assert your desire and will on the environment and people around you with force, however this can earn you scorn and accusations of being domineering.

You prefer things to be in order, the small things build up into major messes, hence why you can’t let those things go uncorrected, even if you get complaints about it. It’s suggested that you can have a somewhat detached view of your emotions, while you can become close with someone, at the same time you can avoid drowning in messy emotional affairs with them. It’s also implied that your mother encouraged this and in some way unique enough that she didn’t fit the standard model of “mother”.

Deep sensitivity is implied here as well for the both of you. Sensitive in the sense that you can pick up small changes within the environment of pick up on the subtle body language of people around you as well as their mood swings.

Posted by SirHorns
The chart suggests the following:

You can struggle with finding a balance of not over doing, physically wise this isn’t the case, it’s more toward generosity toward others and indulgence toward yourself. You can be disciplined and grounded when the situation calls for it, however you can still be conflicted on when being “ground” means being practical or simply fearful of taking risks or going against the “norm”. You can assert your desire and will on the environment and people around you with force, however this can earn you scorn and accusations of being domineering.

You prefer things to be in order, the small things build up into major messes, hence why you can’t let those things go uncorrected, even if you get complaints about it. It’s suggested that you can have a somewhat detached view of your emotions, while you can become close with someone, at the same time you can avoid drowning in messy emotional affairs with them. It’s also implied that your mother encouraged this and in some way unique enough that she didn’t fit the standard model of “mother”.

Deep sensitivity is implied here as well for the both of you. Sensitive in the sense that you can pick up small changes within the environment of pick up on the subtle body language of people around you as well as their mood swings.

I most certainly over do everything physically and generosity wise. So you're mostly right there.

"You can be disciplined and grounded when the situation calls for it, however you can still be conflicted on when being “ground” means being practical or simply fearful of taking risks or going against the “norm”"

I don't really understand this. It seems to be a circular statement, like a catch all. I've never been satisfied or even remotely interested in the blanket style of saying "You are ___ when you have to." Because yeah, anyone can be anything if they absolutely have to.

I don't really assert myself on anyone or anything, personally. I'm very passive, very non-enforcing in a lot of conversations. I'll say my opinion, but I won't actively assert myself onto anything.

I do prefer organization and order in a lot of things, but in terms of physical space and cleanliness I'm a Grade A scumlord. I'm very messy and trashy. I am very detached from my emotions, and I think I might be a functioning sociopath.

As for my "mother," she's the polar opposite. Her emotions are all over the place, and she's always pushed me to be a stereotypical gentleman type and to be a stereotypical old-school guy. I don't think she encouraged my sociopath-like nature. I think she would have done quite the opposite if I ever listened to anything she said ever lol.

I mean, I have relatively decent people skills, and I can usually tell when people are feeling some way. But I've been told that I'm oblivious, and I can't read THAT well into people.

@BathTubba

You can't get absolutes simply because it's a person you're dealing with. You choose how you express every part of your chart. The stars impel, not compel, etc. If you want something more concrete, find an Honary astrologer or any branch that deals with world events, bussiness, etc.

People are too changeable and unique to lock down to the point they have no free will.

TLDR: Freewill stops us from speaking in absolutes. The chart points to themes, etc in the person's life and shows areas which challenge is more prominent then others, etc.