You can only talk in rhymes

Non rhymers will be shot

Let's see what you got

Well first let me say this is a testament so I don't know what this has to do with finances and investments.

So I went to McDonald's and saw this sweet girl who rocked my world. I didn't wanted to be a flirter, I just wanted a burger

Then the day came I had to go, bro, no homo, Joe.

I turned up the treble and looked down at my pebble, the meaning of which had me puzzled.

This elder futhark engraving had my mind wavering, wandering to and fro.

But the park was calling me, I had a hankering to play, so I pocketed it and said, 'let's go'.

Yall know this girl left me stranded all because I'm left handed? I said to her, wut girl your butt. She turned and walked away, and I had nothing to say. The cops pulled up, handcuffed me and took me to the slamma. Mind now, this happened in Alabama.

For real though i feel that Aries lady did left me stranded for real but not in Alabama and not for the reason that's in the rhyme.