Fight for some gold or mame some zombies?

Will someone get on XboxLive and play Red Dead Redemption or L4D?

PLEASE 😢

Z has a taste for blood at the moment and would like to waste some bitches.

Please and thank you.

xoxo

Maim*

Oops. I've got arcade emulators on the brain!

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
OK, I'll play.

But first you must Riddle me this:

Ninja sword or chainsaw?

AK-47 or shotgun?

Pipe bomb or boomer bile?

😄

Taking a few pleasurable moments of some chainsaw play is nice, but I absolutely gotta go with the sword for the long haul.

Shawty. Pump action plz.

Hm, the pipe is more pleasing to the eyes and ears... but the bile is a bit more tactical. I guess bile, but it's close.

Witch. To kill or not to kill?

I like waking her up with a nice jug of gasoline 🙂

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
Sword- agreed! 🙂 The chainsaw is fun (especially when you're surrounded by zombies), but it always seems to run out of fuel at the most inopportune moments.

Shotgun- um YEAH! Way bigger range of hit potential. Tho' there is one automatic rifle that seems to pack a lot of clout. Forget which one it is, but it's heavier than the rest, fires differently and seems to do more damage.

The only gun I won't use is the pistol. It basically sucks, unless you're packing two. Which still kind of sucks.

WITCHES:

I've only killed one witch before she struck me down in retaliation. 🙂

I launched a pipe bomb at her from afar, and then kept my whole team back, so we could pump lots of ammunition into her as she ran toward us.

It was a great feeling. 😄

Speaking of witches, do you have L4D2? The Sugar Mill mission is intense, huh? There's like SOOOOO many witches in that mission, it's not even funny.

A rifle is always appreciated in an open environment. The rifle in - shotty out strategy seems decent haha. True, handguns aren't powerful... I think they went form over function in this case and maybe figured the weakness would be balanced out by looking bad ass with two pistols? Ha.

I like how you specified it's a great feeling to kill the witch. Dynamite tells grand kids >>> "I'll always remember my first witch murder" 😛

Yeah, the mill is a mission begging and pleading for shotgun abuse. Ha.

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
BTW: do you have a strategy on the Tanks? Apparently melee weapons are supposed to work really well on them, but I'm still unconvinced.

Pointers, please? 😛

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Make like Hank Hill and bust out the propane on their fat asses. They get a little stunned from the blast. Especially if you can combo a gas jug and make him stand in the fiyah. Shotgun tickle-time during all this of course.

Who knows about melee. I mean if you have to, then sure. For me, I feel a little more comfortable being at least 3 feet away from a tank, thank you very much. :p

Creep up on the witch and put the shotty to the back of her ugly ass head and blow her away in one shot, but I'd like to take the ak 47 ... So guess not.

Sword.

Bile (In case that ass tank comes)

Me and a dude (by accident-douche team members) got stuck in a room with a tank and all we had were melee weapons and we took him down ourselves. It actually worked quite well. We got the achievement (take down a tank using only melee weapons) that I had been trying to find ppl to get with me.

I was using my favorite.. the machete 🙂