12 Zodiac signs go camping!

12 Zodiac signs go camping!

Below are my predictions based on caricature traits of each sign. Looking forward to reading your take on it!

Aries: First to pitch his tent. Screams —slackers !?? at fellow campers.

Taurus: Brings the most food and has the state-of-the art tent with all the bells and whistles. Goes around trying to fix anything that's broken and gets into a stubborn argument with a Sagittarius who took something from his tent without permission.

Gemini: First person to BEGIN getting her tent up with the help of a friend (so we can chat ofcourse!) but then decides she wants to go help or talk to someone else in the campsite or go off and flirt with the boys so leaves the tent half done and comes back to it later??_.when its gotten dark! lol

OR

Gemini: Really cant be bothered putting up the tent, seems like such a draining task so she charms a few people (starting off with the boys), plays the innocent —dont know how to do is?? character and easily manipulates others into doing it for her.

Cancer: Wonders why he came. Wishes he was back home in the comfort of his living room.

Leo: Pitches his tent next to the cutest girl on camp. Wonders if he brought enough cologne to last 3 days.

Virgo: Nervously goes through his list for the 4th time hoping he didn't forget anything. Wants to know what we??ll be doing in the next days.

Libra: Can't decide where to pitch her tent. Will make sure that everybody admires the beauty of her tent.

Scorpio: Brought a Swiss army knife and a special sleeping bag and is determined to hunt something. Pitches his tent far away from everyone.

Sagittarius: In the woods, exploring.

Capricorn: Already starting the fire. Wondering if he should start chopping more wood.

Aquarius: Upset that the meals aren't vegetarian. Looks for —interesting?? mushrooms in the woods.

Pisces: Looks dreamily at the stars and imagines he is a Greek god. Brought lots of booze

CC you PERFECTLY described exactly what Id do to get the guys to put up my tent hahahaha. EXACTLY to a TEE! 🙂 ahh got to love us geminis! 😄. That line about doing something stupid and retarded like turning it upside down is a deffinate with me with the whole 'putting on the act' when truly I would know pretty well do it (or even if i didnt know id manage to do it)but hey

I hate camping too!! This is funny though. Definitely the second option for Gems with me. It's easy to feign ignorance or how I can't figure it out or it's too complicated or too heavy. I don't feel guilty though because those who help seem happy to do it! Still, camping sucks. Give me a proper bathroom any day.

lol I am huge into camping and usually pitch my own tent without any help and starting my own fires, but I am known for hiking off on my own and chatting it up at other campsites...

As a Virgo, I have to admit...you described it dead-on 🙂I often worry about EVERYTHING and I need to know EVERYTHING or I seriously get really super fussy.

Also, I would probably have the most organized tent.

Scorpio first scans and assesses camp area and group for threats, from within and without:
Wind exposure, drainage, animals, drunk persons, food, water and medicine supply,
group cohesiveness/fragmentation, tyrannical/wise leadership.
Pitches tent in removed spot to serve as scout as much as for autonomy.

Paul

Posted by nats
Below are my predictions based on caricature traits of each sign. Looking forward to reading your take on it!

Aries: First to pitch his tent. Screams —slackers !?? at fellow campers.

Taurus: Brings the most food and has the state-of-the art tent with all the bells and whistles. Goes around trying to fix anything that's broken and gets into a stubborn argument with a Sagittarius who took something from his tent without permission.

Gemini: First person to BEGIN getting her tent up with the help of a friend (so we can chat ofcourse!) but then decides she wants to go help or talk to someone else in the campsite or go off and flirt with the boys so leaves the tent half done and comes back to it later??_.when its gotten dark! lol

OR

Gemini: Really cant be bothered putting up the tent, seems like such a draining task so she charms a few people (starting off with the boys), plays the innocent —dont know how to do is?? character and easily manipulates others into doing it for her.

Cancer: Wonders why he came. Wishes he was back home in the comfort of his living room.

Leo: Pitches his tent next to the cutest girl on camp. Wonders if he brought enough cologne to last 3 days.

Virgo: Nervously goes through his list for the 4th time hoping he didn't forget anything. Wants to know what we??ll be doing in the next days.

Libra: Can't decide where to pitch her tent. Will make sure that everybody admires the beauty of her tent.

Scorpio: Brought a Swiss army knife and a special sleeping bag and is determined to hunt something. Pitches his tent far away from everyone.

Sagittarius: In the woods, exploring.

Capricorn: Already starting the fire. Wondering if he should start chopping more wood.

Aquarius: Upset that the meals aren't vegetarian. Looks for —interesting?? mushrooms in the woods.

Pisces: Looks dreamily at the stars and imagines he is a Greek god. Brought lots of booze

Scorpio: Brings SPECIAL herbs to the forest and starts cooking a nice camp-fire meal far away from the rest of the camping ground, negotiates with the cancer to pitch the tent for her in exchange for some comfort food...and pursuade the pisces to share their booze with her and the cancer , while all three puff, puff, pass looking up at the stars.

i'm the weird gem with my tent already pitched in the best spot and food cooking already, maybe it's that Taurus moon of mine?

I'm the indecisive Cancer who overpacked, brought luxury blankets and sleeping accommodations while my Sagg moon wants to go out exploring with Saggitarius but also being a wuss and jumping at the rustle of any bush or tree along the way lol. I would probably have a snack or two in my thick, cozy knitted sweater lol.

Add this to the Gem description: Forgets necessary items and has to borrow them!

On my last camping trip, my Gem friend forgot a pillow and some bedding. As I was loaning her some and poking fun at her, I realized I hadn't brought my tent poles! Had to get creative and string my tent up from a tree branch!

aqua will never get upset over trivial stuff such as meals, she will just shrug it off and find something else to eat instead. And will chat with anyone interesting, if nobody is interesting enough then those mushrooms might just be, lol.

No time to flirt with the boys! I love putting things together such as puzzles so setting up a tent should be a piece of cake for this Gemini and IF I get confused I'll just get an Aries or Capricorn to help me. I'll shout out some ego-fluffing compliments to motivate them so they'll do a good job for me lol

Once again, I must be an odd Capricorn. If given a choice, I'd rather be making a tent with blankets and couch cushions whilst watching the Heffalumps and Woozles part of Winnie the Pooh's Adventures inside my house instead of outdoors.

Cap, Pisces, Aries and Cancer -- Perfect! And the female Gems.

Taurus: Brings the most food and has the state-of-the art tent with all the bells and whistles. Goes around trying to fix anything that's broken and gets into a stubborn argument with a Sagittarius who took something from his tent without permission.

LOL True, and also makes it a point of pride to 'forage and hunt'. Oh sure it looks like any other root to you, but that's good eating.

Maybe two Virgos should go camping together on a regular basis and they could take it in turns to do all the worrying and planning!(First camping trip Virgo A agrees to do all the worrying and planning and second camping trip Virgo B agrees to do all the worrying and planning and so on): that would give each Virgo in turn a chance to relax for once! So are there any nice Virgals out there who would like to take a few camping trips with this Virguy? :-)

OMG! I LOL when I read Taurus because I would've brought the best of the best...HILARIOUS! I probably wouldn't have argued over someone taking something...just snatched it back LOL

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Taurus: Brings the most food and has the state-of-the art tent with all the bells and whistles. Goes around trying to fix anything that's broken and gets into a stubborn argument with a Sagittarius who took something from his tent without permission...

EDITE😱 After telling Leo for the LAST TIME to STOP inviting himself in to use her large fully lighted vanity mirror, She politely asks him to move his tent from NEXT to hers, because his cologne is KILLING her. She then bakes cupcakes for everyone using her decked out portable camp stove/oven, and Cooks up a NICE hearty meal for Capricorn thanking him for the wood for her tent's fireplace. She also invites him into her tent for a sports massage.
..Lavish Oriental essential oils and candles are on standby..😈
Winks at Scorpio and Cancer on the way over to Capricorn's tent. 😉

ARIES:
Got on the drink in the pub at the last stop and forgot to get back on the bus. Organises with bar manager to pull a couple of shifts in exchange for comfy bed and cooked breakfast in the B&B upstairs.
Catches bus on its way back home and is alarmed to find all the campers contracted Lyme disease.

Lol@ Leo.

Haha I am a Cancer Leo cusp and both fit me very well. I would definitely do both,

I would most likely do this first though lol. I tend to do that with everything.

Gemini: Really cant be bothered putting up the tent, seems like such a draining task so she charms a few people (starting off with the boys), plays the innocent —dont know how to do is?? character and easily manipulates others into doing it for her.

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Capricorn: Already starting the fire. Wondering if he should start chopping more wood.

.... and devising a plan to charge a fee for anyone who wants to stand near the fire.