A strangly SWEET morning..literally.

For this, commenting is not cared, but I do not know if the constant talk of chocolate on here was nothing more but a mere fore-glimpse upon this day, but....

When I woke up yesterday morning & turned to a alarm that read 6:08 a.m., I A.) knew I was going to be late for work & B.) thought, "HOW THE FUCK COULD I HAVE SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS?, WHAT WAS I ON?, DID THE COLTS LOSE THE GAME?". I knew at once something was SERIOUSLY fucked, I've never slept that long in my life. I looked on my night stand & there was a Ferrer Rocher chocolate sitting by the lamb. I head in to the bathroom and see another chocolate on the toilet hood, opened the mirror and saw the same...a Ferrer Chocolate by my shaving cream. They were everywhere. 1 in the shower soap-dish, 1 in my sock/underware drawer, 1 each in my shoes, 1 in each of my jacket's pockets, & 1 by my keys. Since the culprit was known, "WHO?" wasn't the question. To make things even MORE crazed, I open the garage door and saw empty clear Ferrer Rocher boxes. Admitting to collecting quite a few, there was NOT enough to fill each box. I open my car door & discovered the remainder missing chocolates...on the dash board, the seats, and 4 alined on the arm-rest.
Finally making it to my desk, high as all fucks, I opened my keyboard drawer & saw, yet, another 1, but this 1 was taped to a piece of faggy-pink smooth paper that read, "I know what you are asking, but due to in-expensiveness, I was possesed to purchase them all. Oh yes, it was fun, now get to work, sleepyhead!! -OXOXO"

Maybe we should place a topic talking about $ 8-trillion this time & await for a rich future? QUICK! QUICK! while the moon is full again.🙂