Foods to Avoid

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Posted by Xin
I don't drink coffee because it smells bad, tastes gross, and makes me go bat shit. So yeah no coffee for me.



So THAT'S why my breath is hawking, my teeth are yellow and I lose my shit before noon? See and I chalked it up to being a Cancer but it's that damned coffee! That's it! I'm suing Folgers on the grounds, no pun intended, that their stinking black coffee causes temporary insanity. Maybe I can retire to Thailand and make cheap jewelry b4 I petrify from all that coffee afterall? Thanks, Xin. I see now. Not my fault. So not my fault! Damn u Folgers!!