Gem-isms!

So I was rifling through Scorpio forum and they had this Scorp-isms topic posted! Seems like fun! List your favorite "isms"!

Here are mine:

*Enters the room probably 5-10 minutes late* "Ok what are yall talking about?!"
This one for me doesn't matter how big or small the party is. Could be two people or two hundred I'm going to ask.

*Being super nosey almost irritated that I don't have any idea of what's going on and someone better let me know very soon or I'll have a meltdown* "What's going on?! Who/what/where/when/why?"

"Oh my god! Did you hear about _____?!"
"Ok just between you and me ______ said ______ about _______. Can you believe that!?!"
"Yeah I heard about that. Did you know _____ (probably about some celebrity) met _____ back in the day?"

"What? No. I didn't say that." *Looks around innocently*

"Are you even listening to me?! Cause if you're not I might as well just not say shit."

"I really don't like repeating myself." Because to us Gemini's every damn thing we say IS IMPORTANT!

*Yelling really loudly to get someones attention* "Oh my god did you even hear me? I swear you're deaf. I don't like it when people don't listen to me."

"So you going to tell me about yourself or do I have to sit here and stare at you all night."

I guess I also have a really big issue with impatience. Ill send someone a message and call them two seconds later like "Did you read the email? Did you check your message? Why arent you reading what I just said?!" People get bananas about that. Especially this one Cap I work with ill send her a message and I swear it takes her 10 minutes just to get to it and it drives me NUTS! Ill be like "DID YOU GET THAT OR WHAT?! YOU AREN'T LISTENING/PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!"

Ew! You pervo! LOL! That's not what this post was for!!!!

"Im okay." Devastated to the core.
"Today I have to do this, this and this." - Leaves it for tomorrow. Forgets tomorrow.

OMG SO MEEEE LOL!!!

Hey now this isn't the May - December Sex Room here! That's not the title of my thread GD IT!!!

*Rolls eyes* UHHH!

Lol!

The only one that I can think of right now that's gemini-esq is....

"I like weird...."

I'll be back if I can think of more... 🙂

*Being super nosey almost irritated that I don't have any idea of what's going on and someone better let me know very soon or I'll have a meltdown* "What's going on?! Who/what/where/when/why?"

"Oh my god! Did you hear about _____?!"
"Ok just between you and me ______ said ______ about _______. Can you believe that!?!"
"Yeah I heard about that. Did you know _____ (probably about some celebrity) met _____ back in the day?"

"So you going to tell me about yourself or do I have to sit here and stare at you all night."

"Today I have to do this, this and this." - Leaves it for tomorrow. Forgets tomorrow.


sooooo true! lol

Mine is:

1. One day: "Let's do this on xxx" - "Cool." (and here my friend is gemini, too)

2. On xxx, just two hours before the appointed time: 'I don't really feel like to going out... should I give her a call and cancel?' - then my friend calls me "hey, I don't think I can meet you today." - 'Excellent (inwardly)' "Ah, shame. Okay, see you another time?"

3. Two hours prior, me get bored and start having a change of mind: 'Hmmm I think I should've insisted we meet... should I give her a call and suggest?' - then my friends calls again "Hey, wanna come out just for quickly?"

4. We both decide to meet, say, see you in an hour

5. Arrive at least a half hour late. Both of us. Neither notices it, nor complains - "Oh, great. You're late, too? We should've said at 4:30, instead at 4?"

6. We were supposed to meet for quick, but then somehow end up spending the whole afternoon and evening together. Talking non stop. Jumping from one topic to another, and there is no consistency or whatever among the topics.

7. At the end of the day we say "Ahhh so much fun! Okay, see you on next xxx?" - "For sure!"

8. It does not happen on next xxx. Never.

9. And we go back to number 1. Set the meeting time at 3 this time expecting each of us understood it equal to 'see you at 3:30'

10. Then we appear at 4, because we knew we were going to late, so it was at 3 but actually that meant 3:30, so we could add extra a half hour there. And still things work out somehow...

Posted by pssymonstaa
ohh.

So ummm.. you wanna see my playroom? 😉

LOL you guys talkin about 50 shades of grey? jeez what a book it was!!!

The ex used to ask a question. Then when you start to answer he'd say "don't interrupt. I'm not done talking yet."

45 minutes later you finally get to answer the question. Lol

I'm leaving my wife.


I didn't say that


I didn't mean that

Posted by Xin
I guess I also have a really big issue with impatience. Ill send someone a message and call them two seconds later like "Did you read the email? Did you check your message? Why arent you reading what I just said?!" People get bananas about that. Especially this one Cap I work with ill send her a message and I swear it takes her 10 minutes just to get to it and it drives me NUTS! Ill be like "DID YOU GET THAT OR WHAT?! YOU AREN'T LISTENING/PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!"

Omg I'm same way drives my Cap guy crazy!!