Humor

The Gemini Character Portrait

Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur.

You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence.

Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings.

Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags.

A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites.

Geminis vandalize their own houses.

Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts.

Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well.

Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal.

Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay."

Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub.

The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright.

Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time.

The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.

i dont know any gemini like this but nonetheless, kool..

lol, quite funny, I know a few gems whose personalities match up to this in one way or another. My favorite line is "the gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid aquarius" lol--gotta tell my mom and dad, she's the aqua, he's the gem--they might as well *be* one another 🙂

"Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags." 😆

"Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub." 😆

Thanks for the responses... I don't really know that many geminis so I couldn't tell if it was right on or off the track.

They think to much : ] dang twins but there good people.

They like to use Libras as punching bags??

*sob *sob sniffle**

My mother is a gemini... Hmmm... I've never seen her beat up a Libra... Not that I'd put it past her though...

im a gemini and that describes me perfectly!!! now i have an excuse for being so sparkle motion strange!!!! THANKYOU!!!!!!