@Gemitati
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if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.
Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Posted by GetMisted
dick
That's like...not even up for discussion! Lol
Posted by GetMisted
dick
So you have one or is it a problem? Lol
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
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Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
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Darn!
Thank God you aren't Gem!
Send me your address - I'll sent you guitar!
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Darn!
Thank God you aren't Gem!
Send me your address - I'll sent you guitar!
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I am a gem. why would you say thank god I'm not a gem?
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Darn!
Thank God you aren't Gem!
Send me your address - I'll sent you guitar!
I am a gem. why would you say thank god I'm not a gem?
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Oh? Sorry sister lol
I just can't picture me with pink anything!
Lol
Yellow yes but pink? My apology. Lpl
Posted by Gemitati
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉
I just want to say that in the unlikely event I get a sex change operation, I am going to fall madly in love with you and surrender my entire being to you because you are too awesome for words!
Posted by Gemitati
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉
I just want to say that in the unlikely event I get a sex change operation, I am going to fall madly in love with you and surrender my entire being to you because you are too awesome for words!
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I am open for anything at this point!
Posted by CanthalTilt
"if you can't handle me at my most tetarded you then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
Oh keep believe in it!
Your tetarded probably my pinky size!
No sign woman wants to even look at it!
From what I know, every thought of the guy they like
I am open for anything at this point!
Too bad I am not. ? You will be the first to know if and when that changes. ?
Posted by Gemitati
Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉
You are not a Gemini. You are crazy... foh!
Even a Libra couldn't please you... SMH.
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No Libra. Scorpio only!
- heal the world
- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
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can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
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Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
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naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
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Exactly my thought! WHO paints anything?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
Exactly my thought! WHO paints anything?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
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You do know that all paint is real paint, right?
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
Exactly my thought! WHO paints anything?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
You do know that all paint is real paint, right?
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
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I've tried to imagine bad sex is good...
Never worked!
I think I have a poor imagination! Lol
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
Exactly my thought! WHO paints anything?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
You do know that all paint is real paint, right?
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
I've tried to imagine bad sex is good...
Never worked!
I think I have a poor imagination! Lol
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It's not just you. I think all of humanity has poor imagination when it comes to that. ?
I am lucky though. With all of my experience, I hardly ever come across bad sex. Or maybe it isn't luck... I tend to get a really quick grasp (no pun intended) of what I have to work with and I am quick to find a way to work with what I have productively. I get loads of compliments. Is that a Libra thing? Oops, sorry! Wrong thread! ?
Posted by Panela
if I was a gem girl you know what I would want? a pink guitar.Lol! And how in the world you came up with THAT? Lol
Lol you know I was being funny. I really do want a pink guitar tho.
Get one. Pink isn't exclusive to girls. ?
can't find one in my neck of the woods ?. unless of course I buy one from eBay or amazon. but I don't trust them too much.
Dude, get a guitar you like and airbrush it! Can't believe a Gemini wouldn't have thought of that! Disappointed...
naw I like to purchase things just as they originally are. if I airbrush a guitar it would only ruin the laquer.
Exactly my thought! WHO paints anything?
Not us Gems stones!
We love things real!
You do know that all paint is real paint, right?
Now, had I suggested to close your eyes and imagine you are playing a pink guitar while you actually play air guitar, I would stand corrected.
It would still be a real guitar. But it would be a real PINK guitar. What's more, it would be a real pink guitar unique in all the world because it didn't come from a production run. It would be The One.
I've tried to imagine bad sex is good...
Never worked!
I think I have a poor imagination! Lol
It's not just you. I think all of humanity has poor imagination when it comes to that. ?
I am lucky though. With all of my experience, I hardly ever come across bad sex. Or maybe it isn't luck... I tend to get a really quick grasp (no pun intended) of what I have to work with and I am quick to find a way to work with what I have productively. I get loads of compliments. Is that a Libra thing? Oops, sorry! Wrong thread! ?
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It's ok! ?
My daughter is Libra and I had just learned something I wish I didn't...lol
Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
- create a chart reading online scam
- a hyper chihuahua (to match their personality)
Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
- create a chart reading online scam
- a hyper chihuahua (to match their personality)
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Are you a human? Or robot?
Posted by Kemetisinme
- heal the world- be praised for throwing shade
- win a weirdo contest
- create a chart reading online scam
- a hyper chihuahua (to match their personality)
Are you a human? Or robot?
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Let's make this thread about Gemini woman wants and needs.
There is some lots of confusion going on about us.
So let's open up what makes us happy and what makes us look for the bucket!
I go first...well, of course I am because you didn't even know yet I am writing this.
And for clowns who wants to know if I am high - no! I am tall!
Well...
Me personally not romance me. Just give me a hint you are interested and if I am as well I will do the job! You will have to just follow the leader. Closely. But not slobber all over me!
Ask me out to a cheap place and you can find yourself alone after I went to powder my whatever!
Call me baby cake and see me hoping in a cab even if you were good in bed a minute ago!
Tell me how to dress and you might find yourself naked outside with all your clothes being picked up by Salvation Army right before your face!
Hug me tight so my ribs cracking and have a best bj in your life in return!
Talk to me about real life, politics, books, business, ask me advise and you will feel like you are having sex in the office which is always fun!
Pay me attention. You slip - you out! Watch me paying my attention to someone else!
Hurt me. Oh you better not even try!
And if you did - don't apologize - just buy a cemetery lot asap because you will not survive my coldness for long!
Next Gem...
And yes we called Gems not for nothing!
We are precious and hard as stones!
So...don't Fk with us when you Fk us!
😉