Smart Gemini's Question about Da Lingo on Dxpnet

Okay I have been surfing this board for a week now and I noticed a few things rather odd about Dxpnet.com. People are saying weird things as euphemisms that I never head before.

One day I was speaking with an Aries guy about who's tougher Caps or Aries (don't ask it's a guy thing 😉 ) and he inserted butter after almost every sentence. It went like this, paraphrasing here.

"People who believe in this stuff are butter". "Aries are tougher" "No such things as mental toughness though because it's all butter".

I was like jeez maybe he is craving a hunk of butter or something. I felt almost bad for him. 😢

And then I was reading through another thread about a bunch of women talking about loose vagina's and children (don't ask me why, it must be a women thing 🙂 ) and they kept saying something about "cookiemonster" and "trees"?

I was like WTF they are making no sense at all! What does Treetrunks and cookiemonster have to do with vagina's and children? Somebody help me understand!

Also, when some one calls some one else a "cookiemonster", are they refering to the blue guy on sesame street or is there another kind?

And what exactly is "Treetrunking, cookiemonsters, and butter"? It gets especially confusing when they start throwing them together like something profound is being said but it's too deep to use everyday language. Any help on the lingo would make this Cappy happy! 😉

Nevermind guys, I just realized that I had the filter on. So all this time people were really cussing me out and I thought thought they were trying to be cute.

ROFL!

lmaoooooooo.

LMAO!

Posted by lanathegreat
lol lol eric you got me in trouble at work cuz I starting laughting my fucking ass off at this shit!!! haahaha

Posted by saywha?
hahahahahahaaaaa u say u dont understand DXP lingo, dear boy, but remember this...

There will come a day,

when u cannot think in straight lingo too,

when shit hits the fan,

you'd go "butter" in your head 😛... (happened to me more than once)

and even when people say "butter" in real life.. unconsciously, you'll be replacing it with "shit" and wondering what the hell?? 😛😛

and yea,once u get addicted to dxp and being online, stuck to comp, you'd start "lol"ling out loud instead of laughing, LOL. 😛

err.. hrrmmmpphhh.. seems like.. ughh.. some.. ::coughmaleactioncough:: on the gem boards now!
one above,,,.. and one below (thread, i mean) 😉.