More and more suggestions for dxp

No- scratch that... i'm not suggesting.. i'm making ultimatums.

I demand to have a chat room, more color, highlighted topics when they are new, person, date, and time of last post, a spell checker, a grammar editor, better gifts for sale, less procratination, free candy for everyone, we should all be paid everytime we cme to this site, more prompt responses from you, new catoragories for message boards (like general astrology, career, psycotic, etc), new horoscopes everyday, polls and surveys for every day, week, month, and year, 24 hour messager service, technical support, more interesting censor names, and while you're at it, end all censoring, delete all insulting posts promptly, ban everyone but me, messaging search capability, highlight the most popular topics, no more eroors in links, choose our own passwords, be unable to ever log on as more than one person, be able to read our minds, a smell-o-rama that lets us smell roses, chocolate, and really good perfume, announcements everytime someone joins this site, a list of registered posters, the number of registered posters, an unconfusing picture for your profile, easier manipulation of the website in general, less pain and more gain, special auto-weight loss web-machine that makes you lose ten pounds everytim eyou mention the word "chocolate", links from here to all the posters sites, and world peace.

And I demand it all now!

*please note the sarcasm*

oooh... now I reallly like that. One of the best pieces of satirical writing in a while.

oh and i forgot....

a hit counter, nicer font, bigger font, the ability to log in or out whatever page you are on, special little pics/icons to be posted with our memeber names, oh and did i mention free candy for all?, no ads (wait-thats right, there are no ads), and complete perfection from the supercomputer known as dxpnet.

Oh Holy Christ, that was about the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. LOL! I'll buy your books when they come out Gwen. And I'll make everyone I know buy them too. lol.

That's always good to hear =)

Wait till you see my website once its done.

PS... most of those suggestions were originally yours

I'm sure your website will be fabulous and make *me* "pea-green with envy"! No doubt about it m'dear! 🙂

(were they mostly mine? I thought so! lol. Did I mention I would *love* to work for dxpnet.com?? Lol. I would probably drive them all nuts with my "suggestions"...heheh, still, it would be awesome)

did you know in eighth grade, i went from an A to a B in art class because i wore thigh-high stockings to class one day? Can you believe the injustice? Sometimes I just need to share random events of my life with people. lol.

one time i wore these dorky glasses and put my hair in pig tails and acted retarded infront of my friends, i dont know..i like to share random events too..

...and one time, at band camp...

lol, I should totally put a "Did You Know?" page on my website. I need an outlet. lol.