@Pisces1803
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
>
> Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of
> 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
> Yesterday, I picked up two hitch-hiking college girls. We went to a
> motel where I had sex with each of them three times.'
>
> Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
>
> Man: 'What sins?'
>
> Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
>
> Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
>
> Priest: 'Why are you telling me all
> this?'
>
> Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . I'm telling everybody!'