Pisces1803
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Signs when they stub their toe
Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON*
Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing
Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe and
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Ba-dum-TISS
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today! :)
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Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as hu
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous facts.
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^ https://youtu.be/JYBqZISo6FI
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterw
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $ 20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $ 100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.