Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep…
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Aries: After a five-minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of…
Husband—s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have…
Judging from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most popular to women are: 1) Why all men are…
ARIES: Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen…
...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious…
Okay it's raining and you see three people at bus stop. A pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, your best…
Oh yes the parental joke that keeps me laughing Oh yes it is a funny thing to laugh about when your bio mother and…
> Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father
> O'Malley?'
>
> 'It is!'
>
> 'This is the Taxation Department. Can you help us?'
>
> 'I'll try!'
>
>
> 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
>
>
> 'I do!'
>
> 'Is he a member of your congregation?'
>
> 'He is!'
>
> 'Did he donate $ 10,000 to the church?'
>
> 'He will!'