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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric the 11 year old next door,whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away,I called after him,
'So, what was wrong?
He replied,
'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error you say?....
What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned...
'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said 'and I think you'll figure it out?'
So I wrote down:
ID10T
I used to like Eric, the little PRICK.