@virgodog58
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The oldest joke in the world?
The oldest joke....
Around 40,000 years ago humans (Homo Sapiens) and Neandertals lived in Europe at the same time. There is even genetic evidence that there was some inter-breeding between the species.
One human asks another how do you break a Neandertal's finger. The answer: Punch him in the nose.
@ virgodog58: It is racist in an ignorent way... but more importantly it is not funny...
My sister is pretty much of a liberal and she didn't think it was racist.
This is the lamest joke of all time, but for some reason, I crack up when I tell it...
A cat with a bandage on one of its front feet limps into a bar. The bartender asks what the cat wants. The cat says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Yes, I do tell this lame joke. lol
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This may possibly be the oldest joke in the world but I still like it...
Q. What's the busiest time of day for Chinese dentists?
A. TOOTH-HURTEE!
Is this a racist joke though these days?