Pisces1803
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Signs when they stub their toe
Aries: *LOUD CURSING AND SWEARING AND SMACKING AND BANGING THE TABLE THEY STUBBED THEIR TOE ON*
Taurus: Sit down and hold their toe while tearing
Gemini: Jump around on the other foot, grabbing their injured toe and
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Ba-dum-TISS
I love these little bits in newspapers! :D ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today! :)
Post it here
Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as hu
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best, because
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous facts.
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^ https://youtu.be/JYBqZISo6FI
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterw
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me... R u at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $ 1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $ 98,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for $ 980,000/-.'
MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!'
MAN: “You’re worth it. 'Bye!'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open. The man turns and asks "Anybody knows whose phone this is?"