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How to spot a b*stard by his star sign
Ah...Leo men...
That's funny!
That's funny!
Stole this from the Scorpio board:
How To Date A Leo Female
July 23 - August 22
If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert, a fancy
stage-show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants to be seen
out with you. If men notice her, she will love that. If you don't act a
little jealous, she will try harder to make you! She thinks jealousy is a
compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and wear something
that shows off those muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite
her. Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you
love long hair, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers?
Compliment her constantly, and drive something sporty to show her off. A
convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she
disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be
willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her. She
can start fights over nothing. Be prepared. You had better love her cats
too! She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be suave,
polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry you, but
be prepared to take care of her sexually, financially, and emotionally. Leo
females are a handful, and remember, she can always get another man, so
treat her right.
How To Date A Leo Female
July 23 - August 22
If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert, a fancy
stage-show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants to be seen
out with you. If men notice her, she will love that. If you don't act a
little jealous, she will try harder to make you! She thinks jealousy is a
compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and wear something
that shows off those muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite
her. Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you
love long hair, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers?
Compliment her constantly, and drive something sporty to show her off. A
convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she
disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be
willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her. She
can start fights over nothing. Be prepared. You had better love her cats
too! She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be suave,
polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry you, but
be prepared to take care of her sexually, financially, and emotionally. Leo
females are a handful, and remember, she can always get another man, so
treat her right.
...You had better love her cats too...
Yeah, if he doesn't love my cat he has to GO.
Yeah, if he doesn't love my cat he has to GO.
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You guys can be very sweet and loving.
Leo
His entrance will always be preceded with a drum roll. If you miss his entrance you'll find him already strategically positioned under a spotlight. You can't miss him there - not with the two game show hostesses on either side of him pointing him out. You might also notice The Hand Of God above his head scrawling a cloudy message in the air: women of the world, my gift to you. Regards, God. Do the deed on the third date. You'll need to do something to avoid hearing his life story again and sex will shut him up nicely.