What about 'em? Are they cute, funny, ridiculous, whatchya think? Any good ones? Stories about 'em?
Pick-up Lines
Personally I like to use them on people I'm already dating. Good for getting some action *wink wink*
Would you like to come to my house for sex and some pizza?
...
What, you don't like pizza?
...
What, you don't like pizza?
hehehehehehe
My favorite one of all time, although it may be overused/"retarded" (pssh WHATEVA) has got to be...
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
Works every time 😉
*swaggers away*
*swaggers away*
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Oh oh! I have a good one!
I wanna dance with you...horizontally.
And by dance horizontally, I mean fuck you.
.......
I wanna dance with you...horizontally.
And by dance horizontally, I mean fuck you.
.......
Dude, seriously, if you crack that one at the right time....
How about-"My friend wanted to know if you think i'm cute"-that could actually work!
Yeah, especially if they're Principle Feeney (sp?) and know that you're not really talking about your friend but that you, in fact, are the one who would like to know, but humor you anyway.
Principle Feeney?
And yet another one-"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?"
And yet another one-"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?"
*GASP*
.....
you never watched BOY MEETS WORLD?? I AM HORRIFIED! *clutches picture of Topanga to her chest*
.....
you never watched BOY MEETS WORLD?? I AM HORRIFIED! *clutches picture of Topanga to her chest*
"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?"
oh, and that's funny. 🙂
are you sure you're a Scorpio?
no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
purrrr
oh, and that's funny. 🙂
are you sure you're a Scorpio?
no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
purrrr
Is it a TV show or a movie?
"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."
Umm. Only the greatest TV show of all time. *rolls eyes and shakes head*
It's like a modern-day version of Aesop's fables.
It's like a modern-day version of Aesop's fables.
"oh, and that's funny.
are you sure you're a Scorpio?
no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
purrrr"
It's my Libra rising🙂
*Pets kit*
are you sure you're a Scorpio?
no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
purrrr"
It's my Libra rising🙂
*Pets kit*
"*Pets kit*"
Thanks babe. A little to the left please. Yeah, that's it.
I'm about to whip out the best and most dangerous pick-up line of all time on you.
How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?
Thanks babe. A little to the left please. Yeah, that's it.
I'm about to whip out the best and most dangerous pick-up line of all time on you.
How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?
"I'm about to whip out the best and most dangerous pick-up line of all time on you."
C'mmon, don't be a tease, out with it!:p
"How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?"
Got a reference from another forum.
C'mmon, don't be a tease, out with it!:p
"How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?"
Got a reference from another forum.
Oh, I'm never a tease. Poor soul, tsk.
"How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?"
I'm afraid I've already used it...
"How'd you manage to stumble across dxp?"
I'm afraid I've already used it...
You use OTHER forums? *slap*
and I thought we had something special *tear*
and I thought we had something special *tear*
C'mmon, don't be like that, it was totally meaningless posting!
Ah found a good one "All those curves, and me with no brakes."
And it even applies!
And it even applies!
*cold shoulder*
.....
You know...it's funny you should mention that, because now that I think about it, meaningless posting is pretty much what our relationship is built on. *icy wind*
.....
You know...it's funny you should mention that, because now that I think about it, meaningless posting is pretty much what our relationship is built on. *icy wind*
It really is depressing how there's never any Leos in the Leo forum.
I mean Scorpios are ok, but as was just proven, the bastards just can't be trusted.
I mean Scorpios are ok, but as was just proven, the bastards just can't be trusted.
*for my man*
Is that a stinger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉
Is that a stinger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉
If uses his imagination tastefully, a pick up lines can be cute.
Just watch out for this...
"I'd like to buy you a drink, can I borrow a dollar?"
Just watch out for this...
"I'd like to buy you a drink, can I borrow a dollar?"
lmao
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
HA!
HA!
I'm sure a Leo invented that last one lol
Baby, you with all those curves and me with no brakes...
DB Yama already said dat 😛
DB Yama already said dat 😛
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