Pyscho Scorpio chick won't admit that she wants me (Page 3)

Posted by Finbuff
She gone - and she ain't comin back because you're arrogant with her. Women your age got everything on you and totally control you because you think with your dick.

She's coming over tomorrow, though, so you never know. And, although, I may not be able to get her into my bedroom, it wouldn't necessarily take all that much for me to have her leaving my pad, thinking to herself, wishing that she did, you know?

My sex game is stupid. My head-giving skills are the dumbest. I promise. I should get hooked on phonics.

Posted by Koniucha
Maybe she isn't that into you

Yeah, and just wouldn't that make for one hell of a great book, eh?

Scorpio, mmhmmm.

Posted by Finbuff
So wait a minute - if she's coming over tomorrow, what was that 1st post rant all about? Sheesh - you want her to bow down and pray to your phallic god?

I didn't know that she was coming over on Friday up until like two nights ago. Pinch yourself.

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Posted by LeoNation92
What's your sign?

LEO W 31 ...guess?

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31 what?

31 yr old woman?

?

Posted by Finbuff
Insecure much? Get a grip. I thought Leo's were so charismatic, but apparently just a facade?

If I ever caught a Leo treating a Cancer with any type of respect, I'd beat his ass.

Posted by Finbuff
Well I was gonna say, I never could stand Leo's males- we beat each others asses as friends. Except for my bro but he's a Cancer-cusper, so actually has some intellgence. Self-righteous losers.

I didn't ask for a commentary on your family background and life's story, hermano. And the reason that I didn't is because I don't give a good downright goddamn about you enough to wanna know and that's that.

Posted by Finbuff
My my, we are angry today! Blue balls hurting badly after 10 days? I feel sorry for this Scorp chick, apparently she's not the whack-nut in this relationship. Later - loser!

You're what happens when mommy doesn't swollow her eggs when with daddy.

I meant swallow. But yeah, you, sir, are the direct result of that.

I don't mind you being mean....but why to me, a fellow Leo like yourself, though? Not to mention, passive aggressive much? It's not that serious at all, no doubt, I happen to agree with that, but I honestly can't see any need for you to think that I'm playing it that way, you know? I don't deserve that. I instantly respect you and I don't even know you and while I am in no way asking for that of the same thing from you.

And if you think that I'm so full of shit, just look at the difference between how I'm treating you in this reply as opposed to how I absolutely diminished, decimated and demolished the fuck outta that Cancer bitch, that Pisces bitch and that Taurus bitch. I think there was more than one Cancer in this thread but one of them was definitely a guy. I'd call him too, but I wouldn't want to make him cry. His mother should've swallowed him, though.

We have to stick together.

I'd call him a bitch too, is what I meant to say.

Posted by Finbuff
OMG is this moron a loser or what? Nobody cares about who you demolished. You're just an insecure low-life, hanging your hopes on a Scorpio chick that's not that into you. When she disappears again, you'll be in the bottle or the drugs. LMAO Grow up

Bro, why do you keep coming back? Or even a better question, why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you chose to be. Seriously, if I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

Posted by Finbuff
OMG is this moron a loser or what? Nobody cares about who you demolished. You're just an insecure low-life, hanging your hopes on a Scorpio chick that's not that into you. When she disappears again, you'll be in the bottle or the drugs. LMAO Grow up

And If nobody cared, like, say, you, for example, then why'd you post up with a reply? Your father should've shot you into the sheets on the bed that you were conceived on, on the night that your folks accidentally made you.

You fucking bitch. There. Go cry into a corner of the room now. Bitch.

Your disgusting. Everyone can see your cry for attention. Scorp don't want yar insecure nasty ass. Scorp women pass men like you right along. Anyone can have you and aint nothing special about you. Keep telling yourself your amazing yara yara yara. If your dick game was so good she woulda been on it. No scorp woman will pass up a good man with some good dick. You just another washed up piece of shit who can only get the low hanging fruit like yarself faking to be a alpha. Alpha my ass. ASS.

Why something tells me youre balding? Are you balding?

Ew.

Whatever, Cancer. I knew it was just a matter of time before you'd go and make a sock account defending your main account. I didn't even read that shit. On my life, I didn't (which I value fully and much more than yours, obviously.)

So sorry that you wasted your time writing some shit that I ain't never gonna read. Or, I might, who knows, later on, I suppose. Ya never know but I do know that one thing is for sure, though, which is that your gene pool could use a little chlorine, if you know what I mean.

Oh, yeah, and your birth certificate was an fucking apology from the goddamn condom factory, too. Since that little pretty whore that you enjoy calling "mommy" so much didn't take it down the hatch like the good little slutty cunt ass whore that she is, it would appear to have served her right though, wouldn't you say? I so totally would.

😉

Posted by leow31
@LeoNation92 Love my leos. You m'dear are such a caricature though. My first thought --> Trolling. I hope so. Otherwise. --- fuck.

That last part --- the very very last part at the end of that there....was that an invitation to something that maybe I'm thinking far and way too much into?

Posted by 9waterlion9
I hope others are right about this being a troll thread, because if not the OP is a disgrace to the leo population. Lol at flaunting around an IQ score as if that actually means something..where did you take that test anyway, buzzfeed? As someone else said, your sign is not responsible for your personal shortcomings(many of which are made apparent by this thread...you're obviously not fit to speak for or represent the rest of us. I'm actually embarassed for you.

I took that test back in 2002 at the tender age of nine-and-a-half, in fact, actually. I'm proud of my IQ and I'm proud of my sign. And I love you. So play nice.

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Goddamn. I swear, you fucking Cancers multiply like bunnies on here. Cut off one motherfucker's head, and then two more began to take shape right in its place.

Why don't you come again when you can't stay for quite so long next time, eh? Cunt.

@SensitiveBlues

Scorpios tend to bring that outta me. Only time I'm ever really vulnerable is when I'm around them -- the female ones, that is.

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Posted by LeoNation92
Goddamn. I swear, you fucking Cancers multiply like bunnies on here. Cut off one motherfucker's head, and then two more began to take shape right in its place.

Why don't you come again when you can't stay for quite so long next time, eh? Cunt.

No, crabs don't do that.

Cunt.

Tupac was a GREAT!

Go fuck urself with that Kanye bs, gold digga'

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Tupac wouldn't have like you, anyway. Geminis don't fuck with Cancers, either. At least, not the ones that I know and I know a lot of 'em. My mother is one for starters and she hates you motherfuckers even more than I do.

EAT YOUR HEART, MIND, BODY AND SOUL OUT, BITCH.



MR. KANYE WEST FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020!!!!

That's the second greatest song on and from that album.

Posted by Infinite8
lol... a mon avis - Leo men usually obsess over Scorp females just as Hitchcock obsessed over Grace Kelly. It is what it is...


Funny thread btw...

Are you a....a French Scorpio?

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read on DXP.